Mary Shelley's Frankenhole

[SaintCervixCancer]

I mean, assuming that he reaches adulthood, will he ever see this show?  Seems Blanket is a recurring character now.

And I fully intend on bringing these images directly to Blanket.

[4-HBabe]

I hope he doesn't go by blanket when he grows up.

[StephenHero]

Its irrelevant, as the moment that kid's life was over the moment it was born Michael Jackson's son and then publicly referred to as Blanket. 

When I say 'life was over' I mean... its Jackson's son, he's either going to have to spend his life in his father's shadow pretending to be someone else... Good luck on the stage, kiddo.

[SaintCervixCancer]

I do. Let's argue.

[SaintCervixCancer]

Why must you be so negative about potential drug addicts?

[4-HBabe]

Ok Dweezil.

[SaintCervixCancer]

What are you doing, Moon Unit? Have you been in me?

[4-HBabe]

I'm just saying celebrities give their kids some wacked up names.

And I don't think that's cool, man.

[SaintCervixCancer]

I get it...I get it. But still, Zappa earned that weirdness.

Michael Jackson earned it later in his life, but you know who didn't? Sheryl Crow.

[4-HBabe]

Does she have a kid?

[SaintCervixCancer]

I thought so. I just know some blonde white female celebrity named her kid Apple or something.

[4-HBabe]

That was Gweneth Paltrow.

[SaintCervixCancer]

Right, that one. So maybe one day Blanket will get on top of Apple and smother her.

[Majikthise]

I'm fairly certain that play date is being arranged as I type this.

[SaintCervixCancer]

And that slash fic is being typed as I type this...by me.

[Majikthise]

That's a neat trick.

[SaintCervixCancer]

Thank you. I've already got the Holocaust metaphor seamlessly inserted.