An apartment at night somewhere in the East coast:
We see Holkie in bed sleeping...and dreaming: she is Princess Aurora, aka 'Sleeping Beauty', high a top a tower dreaming of her handsome prince...or, in Holkie's case, b u t t -kickin' brandy-sipping CFO.
CFO is Prince Phillip; clad in VERY tight and VERY revealing tights...so tight, that they practically show his...uh...well...his 'knife'
for speading his butter on his bread 'n butter.
CFO: (Embarrased) Uh...could you make the front of my prince costume a little bit....(Stop-starts his speech)...just a little bit...a
little bit...(Slight pause)...LONGER?
Nathan, Pickles and Murderface are the good fairies Flora, Fauna and Merriweather...all 3/5's of DK are none too pleased that they are fairies...or good fairies, for that matter.
NATHAN: (Roars) This is sooooo G A Y!
MURDERFACE: (Expletives censored repeatedly by the well-known guitar riff)
PICKLES: (Drunk..or high...or both; he flies upside-down and in circles a la Woodstock in the 'Peanuts' comic strip) DOODS!
The Metal Masked Assassin is Maleficent, the evil fairy. He turns himself into a fire-breathing dragon...still wearing the metal mask on its face....hey, we gotta know that it's him!
Green fire nearly hits Nathan, Pickles and Murderface.
PICKLES: A CAMPFIRE! (To Nathan and Murderface) DOODS! We've gotta make S'MORES!
MURDERFACE: (Adds) An' Ball Park (Another expletive censored by the proverbial guitar riff) FRANKS!
NATHAN: (Takes out his microphone and uses it like a magic wand; to CFO) YOU! Take the Shield of Virtue (We now see CFO holding a HUGE pie pan in one hand) and (We now see CFO with a butter knife in his other hand; Nathan roars) THE SWORD OF TRUTH...USE IT!
The Metal Masked Dr-assass-gon spews green glowing fire at CFO. Not sanding anymore of this...or, rather the humiliation of K 5-13 making him wear tights showing off his 'nether region' so that members of the Red Tie Coven can all scream in lust...CFO throws the 'Sword of Truth' at the Metal Masked Dr-assass-gon's chest. The epee hits the dragon's heart and MMA falls to the Disney-required cliff to his Disney-required death.
CFO: (Whines) Do I...Do I have to...
K 5-13's VOICE: It's Holkie's birthday...she'll be soooo disappointed NOT to have her 'bread and butter' wake her with the kiss of true love! (Now ponders it over) Actually, WHY should I let you KISS HER? (Angry) She CAN'T have YOU...YOU'RE MINE...MINE, I SAY! (Sounding like Montana Max from 'Tiny Toon Adventures') MINE, MINE, MINE,MINE, MINE!
With an annoyed sigh, CFO goes to the tower to give 'Sleeping Holkie' the kiss of true love. He is SHOCKED to discover
Skwisgaar having his way with the somnolent, snoozing storybook character...think of the way he....YUK...'did it' with the queen in the Thunderhorse video, and that's what Skwisgaar did.
SKWISGAAR: (Sweet-talks Sleeping Holkie) Aren't yous the's prettiest little por's sha-linn daw...
Sleeping Holkie, in her Rebeccca Nightrod-esque comatose state, gives Skwisgaar a kick in the 'royal jewels'...NOT the Gene $immons kind. Skiwsgaar winches in pain and is holding his...um...uhhh...PLANTERS.
CFO, ignoring Skwisgaar, approaches Sleeping Holkie. He is about to 'lip-lock' the princess when SUDDENLY....
TOKI: (Excited; to Holkie) WAKES UP, HOLKS-KEE! (Holkie immediately wakes up...with a VERY ANGRY look on her face)
(Shows Holkie a birthday cake that looks like it was made by a grour of kindergarteners: it's all lopsided and the frosting looks glopped on) HAP'S P'S BIRTH'S DAY!!! (Places cake, which is on a plate, on Holkie's lap) Now's, B L O W S outs the CANDS DELLS!
Not wanting to hurt Toki's feelings, Holkie does what Toki asks. Toki happily claps his hands.
TOKI: Nows fors your...PRESENT! (Naughty boy look on his face) Toki KNOWS Holkie's gonna LIKES IT! (Holkie smiles in Skwisgaar-like lust and envisions herself smearing birthday cake all over CFO's chest.)
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