Metalocalypse

[klokateer513]

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While news of no 'Metalocalypse' has upsetted DK fans, furry-purry felines rejoice:

TYRANT T. TABBY: (Pouts) Maybe NOW my hoo-man will NOTICE ME!

NOELLY ROLLY KITTENS: (Mewing pitifully) WE WANNA BEE FED! WE'RE HUNN-GREE!

UNDIE, BRUCE, GABBY (and Oppie? I know it begins with an 'O'): Noo Yawk is for CATS, too...TAKE US...TAKE US NOW!

[holkimcardie1]

LOL!  Almost,  Eppie is the human (female) roommate.  Tiny was the feline roommate who passed before Gabby.  Undie is the only feline roommate we have at the moment. 

[klokateer513]

To: Holkie

UNDIE was the one I was TRYING to think of yesterday....ARRGH!!!!

THE DAY AFTER:

Cats and kittens purr sighs of contentment over the fact that Adult Swim has removed 'Metalocalypse' from their programming:

Tyrant T. Tabby rests his Nathan-esque body on his hoo-man's....'mommy bags':

K 5-13: Ty-Ty....I can't see the screen.

TYRANT T. TABBY: TUFF (Expletive censored by caterwauling feline), 'an yoo watched 'Match Game' since youse wuz a KID!

Somewhere in Illinois:

NOELLY ROLLY KITTENS: (Watching 'The Aristocats' on DVD; over-excited)

N. R. K. #1: (Boasts) I shoould be wike MARR-REE: I shuld awl-ways git to be FURST tew go froo the DOOR wike shee DUZ (Acting arrogant) Bee cuz I'm a WADE-DEE!

N.R.K. #2 (Whispers into N. R. K. #3's ear) LAY-DEE ubb da EVE-NEENG!

N.R.K #1: (SHOUTS) MOM-MEE!

NOELLY ROLLY: (Exasperated) WHAT? WHAT!!! (Freaking out) HOW many times do I hafta watch 'The Aristocats' OVER & OVER & OVER & OVER...

MAMA NOELLY ROLLY: (Hits Noelly Rolly's head with cat box scoop) QUIT YER BELLY-ACHIN, GIRL! (Adds) I miss them long-hairs, too. (Mutters) Take away MY clay-mate...MOREL OREL!

NOELLY ROLLY: MAMA...you're confusing Charles Foster Offdensen with MOREL OREL!

MAMA NOELLY ROLLY: (Once again whack her grand-daughter with the cat box scoop) I said...QUIT YER GRITCHIN'!

NOELLY ROLLY KITTENS: (Bouncing up and down the couch and sings) EV REE BODD-DEE...EV REE BODD-DEE...EV

REE BODD-DEE WANTS TEW BE A CAT!!!

NOELLY ROLLY: (Groans)

MAMA NOELLY ROLLY: (Again beats her grand-daughter upside her head with the cat box scoop) Be GLAD they're NOt singing 'IT'S A (Expletive censored by the sound of an elderly person gagging) SMALL WORLD!'

Finally...at the Algonquin Hotel:

HOLKIE: (To her cats...PLEADING) Please don't over-spend...please don't over-spend...please, please, PLEASE don't OVER-SPEND!

UNDIE: (Gives Holkie the 'stink-eye') We DESERVE this!

TINY: (Acts proud) We're 'SPECIAL!'

EPPIE: We hafta WATCH your show...we hafta be QUIET...now, it's PAYBACK.

GABBY: (Sneers right into Holkie's face) YOU OWE US!

CATS: (In unison, a la the chant from 'Freaks') OWE US...OWE US...NOW YOU'RE GONNA OWE US!

BRUCE: (Sees Agatha, the resident hotel cat...and 'hits' on her) Hey, bay-bee...ever done 'it' with a GHOST CAT?

(Agatha replies by WHACKING Bruce with her paw...then leaves him in a huff)

BRUCE: (YELLS) ARROGANT, STUCK-UP (Slew of expletives censored by the sound of two cats fighting) S L U T!

HOLKIE: (Whines, to herself) I need a frozen hot chocolate...Serendipity 3, take me a-waaaay!

FINIS

[katmandutoo]

Please help a sister out...

when is AS bringing back my beloved DK???

-kat

[holkimcardie1]

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katmandutoo wrote:

Please help a sister out...

when is AS bringing back my beloved DK???

-kat

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Don't know yet.  First, they have to make season 4.  They should have started work at Titmouse by now as Brendon said they were working on the contracts back in January at NAMM and AS backed that up on a bump the same weekend. 

But we have NO premiere date yet.  Earliest I'd say is late fall, maybe winter.

[TheManPF]

Hi. I need to know something...
In the DVD that comes in Dethalbum II, before Deththeme starts, there is a Tribunal scene. What I want to know is the name of the ''biogenetic specialist'' that appears on that scene, anyone knows?

[CorvidMoon]

I cant tell for sure but I think it is something along the lines of Luther Wolfbenotgravelhook.

[schizophrenic_mudkip]

Does anyone have any idea when AS will announce who will be at San Diego Comic Con? Also, what do you think are the chances of Brendon going again this year?

[holkimcardie1]

Just keep an eye on the SDCC site.  They will have who is expected to be a guest way before Adult Swim will say anything.

[klokateer513]

I reside in the San Diego area, so I will know what's up....I'll letcha all know!

[YeBlackKnight]

A query hath I, concerning ye implements of destruction for Dethklok! This knight hath en-seen that Gibson guitars be pay'eth'd by ye bande, but yet what pedals of effects hath thine employed for thine ferocious metallic assault? In specificiality, doth ye bande use any pedals o' overdrive or distortion?

This post now concludeth!

[holkimcardie1]

I don't know the gear at all, but I got this from a website that had Brendon's gear listed, Here

They have listed:

Noise Gate of the JCM800KK

Boss GE-7 EQ pedal

MXR script logo Phase 90

Digitech Whammy

Dunlop Dime Crybaby from Hell Wah

Rivera RM-1 Routmeister Pedal Effect Controller
Line 6 Pod

Ibanez FullBore Metal

MXR Carbon Copy

Some of those were used as of Dethalbum II

[cybersybil]

Live gear info from last tour: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yah0l-7kePM

In his home studio: http://emusician.com/interviews/metalocalypse/

[klokateer513]

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I clicked the E Musician one...doesn't show the interview.

[Millor]

Alright so what is the **beast** song just blanky named "Untitled Instrumental #1" , Its used alot in episodes in a time lapse montage sort of way (like when they party on the island before they go to the doctors on season 3 episode 3) I can't find the song anywhere and Its driving me crazy!!! 

Edit: This is the song http://video.adultswim.com/metalocalypse/the-cayman-islands.html

Does any sort of MP3 of the full song exist? 

[holkimcardie1]

No, it's just one of the background pieces of music the show uses.

[Millor]

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUU

Its so perfect though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I Have like an OCD need to listen to it its so great.... I'd listen to a full version of that on loop till the day I died lol 

[pirateking42]

What kind of plant is in CFO's office next to his desk?

Looks like some kind of palm tree to me, but I am not plant smart and was wondering if anyone knew.

Thank you!

[klokateer513]

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I think it's a spider plant.

CFO: Actually, it's a hybrid of the Audrey 2 from 'Little Shop of Horrors': I use it to...handle the more aggressive members of...the Red Tie Coven.

K 5-13: A little WEED-B-GONE can handle a temporary [problem...and make ME and my bread 'n butter PERMANENT!

[holkimcardie1]

Why do you think I carry a small cooler with raw meat in it?

[pirateking42]

hahahaha

That is a much more impressive spider plant than any we have grown. I've never got one with bark before.

[klokateer513]

HOLKIE: (Shows up at CFO's office dressed like Poison Ivy from 'Batman'...but with L:ESS LEAVES on her...just enough to...uh..

tantalize her bread 'n butter's imagination.) Feed me, Seymour...feed me all night long! (Shakes her 'groove thang' right in an embarrased CFO's face; his glasses fog up) If you feed me, Seymour, I will grow up...BIG...AND...STRONG!

(Suddenly, K 5-13 shows up all covered in leaves...she looks like a military soldier attempting to camoflauge him/herself...and has done a very poor job of it. K 5-13 shimmies her way into CFO's office and struts....waaaay too much of her stuff.)

K 5-13: (SHOUTS & SINGS) I'm a mean green mutha from Outer Space and I'm baad!

HOLKIE: (Comments) yeah...yer bad allright!

CFO: (Removes his glasses and pinches his nose) 9 months...can I be gone for ANOTHER NINE MONTHS?!!!

[holkimcardie1]

LOL!  Where upon Charles' elite Klokateers show up and tranq both of us.    Then we are transported off to the medical wing to sleep it off with major grins on our faces.

[klokateer513]

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Actually, Holkie, you and I were both repulsed when the following happen in our beloved bread 'n butter's office:

Murderface, seizing an opportunity to 'score', suddenly enters CFO's office dressed as the Steve martin character, the dentist, from the movie musical version of 'Little Shop of Horrors.'

MURDERFACE: (Shakes his 'groove thang'...a very pimply a hairy 'groove thang'...and sings...kind of) You'll be a denn-tiss!

You have a talent for inflicting great PAIN!

Nathan arrives in CFO's office and is traumatized by the very sight of Murderface dressed in the medical position that would elicit him to go to K 5-13's humbest abode and STEAL her emergency bottle of Xanax (and I did needed it for the past 3 days...I had to update my SSI disability benefits).

NATHAN: (Screaming, roaring, running with his rock-hard tail in between his two beefy crun-chewy legs) NOOOOO!

MURDERFACE: (Pouts) ev'ry one's a CRITIC!

K 5-13: In that case....THUMBS DOWN...WAAAAY DOWN....SO DOWN ON THE GROUND THAT THE THUMBNAIL MAKES SPARKS!!!!

Fini...fer now!

[kaykrash]

What's the song playing in the new commercial for the 4.2 season