Metalocalypse

[holkimcardie1]

So Brendon headlined a Freddy Mercury tribute/benefit concert this week.

There is an after concert photo here

Look closely at the left side of the photo behind Brendon.

[klokateer513]

Uh-oh...Brendon and Nathan....APART????

Guess this is what a split personality looks like!

NATHAN: Yer sayin' this Brandon guy's ME? (Roars) ME?!!!!!!   (LOUD ROAR) NOOOOOO!!!!!! I look like....look like...MY MANAGER!!!

TOKI: But you ams had awlda girls now!

NATHAN: (Roars) NOT THE COVEN....you know what they're like: pies are for eating...NOT FOR SMEARING!

CFO: I concur...I still have a small blueberry....very small blueberry....LODGED in my....(Stammers, stop-starts his speech; humiliated)...man-hole cover...if you know what I mean.

PICKLES: Man-hole cuvver? Dood, are you a Teen-Age Mewtant Ninj-Ja Turt-tull?

TOKI: (Excited) WOW-WEE! Now we ams goes into's the sewer, eets pizzas ams kick's b u t t s with none-chucks!

NATHAN: (Roars) I call for the shooting stars!

MURDERFACE: I want those things that purple turtle uses....(Boasts)...It'll make me SMART and I'll FINALLY get the ladies!

SKWISGAAR: You ams means gets the wummen to runs outs screaming froms the sewers cuz you ams SMELLS worse than sewers!

MURDERFACE: HAH! What I'd get from the sewer wouldn't KILL me faster than what those G-MILFS give you backstage after our concerts!

TOKI: (Confused) Skwisgaar gets killed from G-MILFS reading hims BEDS TIMES STORRIES?

FINIS

[the-rebel-angel]

Awesome!

[klokateer513]

What are those sword-like weapons Donatello uses called anyway?

[holkimcardie1]

Sai.  They don't have an edge or a sharpened point.  They are meant to catch and break a sword.  More blunt object.

[klokateer513]

^

AHH! Thanks, Holkie!

CFO: (Hesistant) Ah...could one of the Klokateers use a sai to.....(Stop-start speech)...to take out....take out the...the BLUEBERRY...that's lodged in my...(Sheepish; low voice)...man-hole cover. I'm afraid it might make me smell like a...(Really awkward tone o' voice)...NUTRI-GRAIN BAR!

[holkimcardie1]

Ah, along those lines, sort of, I got the Archie McPhee catalog today.   There is a ton of stuff I can see Dethklok liking.  Including Jinx Removing Spray for the whole group, candy and Cat In A Can- a inflatable cat in a can- for Toki. 

There is also Cherry Pie Mints.  For a certain CFO.

[cybersybil]

A couple of videos of the benefit are up on the tube of you.  But I'm still licking the screen over this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BEYoTNbBfQ

[holkimcardie1]

Thank you!

[klokateer513]

Much in the same category as Holkie's mentioning of her catalog: I receieve the 'Lighter Side', which is more or less a novelty gift catalog...there's a product that would make the IDEAL Chrismas gift for Murderface:

A jar of...NOTHING!

Yes...it's an actual jar that has absolutely nothing inside it and the label specifically says that it has nothing...nada...zip!

The Lighter Side is on-line: methinks it is:

www.the lighterside.com

If not: www.lighter-side.com

[klokateer513]

Another thing I'd like to mention:

Spilsbury, which is mostly a jigsaw puzzle catalog, had a bread-shaped mouse pad and Post-It Notes in the shape of cubes of butter...PERFECT for the Red Tie Coven's favorite pie-eating, brandy-sipping CFO!

[holkimcardie1]

LOL!  Maybe I should start a Dethklok theme gift thread. 

[klokateer513]

^

Well...it IS holiday time (you'd probably send an assassin to kill me so you can have CFO all to yourself...but YOU hafta take care of Tyrant...and he DEMANDS 'hoo-man food' 24/7!!!!