Metalocalypse

[klokateer513]

MURDERFACE (From the 'Lighter Side' catalog): A jar of...NOTHING (yes, this is an actual jar that contains NOTHING...NADA...

ZILCH! It even says so on the label!)

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TOKI (From the many, many educational catalogs I get in the mail-my former boss has a 4-yr-old grand-daughter and a soon-to-be 2-yr-old grandson): Make-your-own candy/bubble-gum/cotton candy/Dippin Dots/DQ Blizzard/ICEE machine...BRING ON THE DIABETIC COMA!

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SKWISGAAR: Those greeting cards that have the morbidly obese African-American woman AND the naked elderly woman that Spencer Gifts sells.

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NATHAN: Cabela's 'Big Game Hunter' video game....the one that has the rifle and you shoot mostly deer.

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PICKLES:  A T-shirt I saw in the 'Lighter Side' catalog: 'I DRINK PICKLE JUICE'

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CFO (From the 'Vermont Counrty Store' catalog: bottles of fruit-flavored brandy and a weekend getaway to Julian, CA...home

of the Julian Pie Factory, known to San Diegans as the makers of apple pie..."Come for the snow...stay for the pie!"

[klokateer513]

I receieved the 'Wireless' (public radio/TV catalog) in the mail yesterday:

PICKLES-pickle shaped Band-Aids and pickle flavored dental floss.

CFO: 'Les Is More' Gibson Les Paul guitar t-shirt

            The Pillow TIe (It's an inflatible tie-just blow the back of it and it turns into a makeshift pillow. Comes in Navy, Silver/Black and, of course, for our favorite bread 'n butter man....RED!