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SKWISGAAR: (Usual lust) Marge's muther...I do's her!
NATHAN: What's with Lisa? She's such a (Expletive censored by guitar riff) now!
MURDERFACE: YEAH! Animals DON'T have rights!
TOKI: (Usual puzzlement) Animals ams has LEFTS if's they dont's ams has rights?
NATHAN: (Roars) YOU HUNT ANIMALS...You HUNT animals...and then YOU EAT THEM!
TOKI: (Whines) But ann-nym-nim-mals ams MY FRIENDS!
NATHAN: (Whispers in Pickles' ear) How....'friendly' do you think Toki is with...animals? (He and Pickles snicker)
TOKI: (Upset) Ann-nym-min-nals ams I's LAFF ams SING ams DANCE ams have good time!
PICKLES: (Whispers to Nathan) E-I, E-I...O!
CFO: Boys, have you ever read 'Animal Farm' by George Orwell? The animals have the power to talk, and...they were saying
things about humans that...(Pause)...wasn't very nice: "Four legs good....two legs BAAAAAD!"
MURDERFACE: Two legs is BAAAD...KFC doesn't put enough (Another expletive censored by the well-known guitar riff) DRUMSTICKS in their (Expletive...blah-blah) BUCKETS!!!!
TOKI: (Confused) Murr-Durr-Face ams wants eats Pickle DRUMM-STICKS?
NATHAN: KFC's got to make a chicken...a chicken with more than...(Roars)...TWO LEGS!!!!
PICKLES: Tol-kie's good wid animals...he can make a chicken wid more dan TWOO LEGGS!
CFO: Boys, I don't think it's scientifically feasible that Toki can...
NATHAN: (Roars) YOU CAN DO IT, TOKI!
DK: (Group hugs Toki) YEAH, TOKI!!!
(CFO takes off his glasses and pinches the bridge of his nose)
Later...much, much later:
At DK's dining room table, the boys are seated and Toki, who wears a chef's hat, enters with a silver serving tray with a chicken with many, many drumsticks.)
TOKI: (Excited) Dinner's ams served!
DK takes the drumsticks, bite into it and...
NATHAN: (Spits out bitten meat and roars) TOKI...WHAT THE (Expletive...yadda-yadda) IS THIS?
TOKI: It's ams SPAM! Spam's drumm-sticks chick's kenn's!
DK gets out of their seats...and prepare to attack Toki, who screams.
FINIS
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