Metalocalypse

[holkimcardie1]

I got some interesting auctions on eBay.  Apparently, a character designer for Titmouse who worked on season 2 and some of the music videos is selling off a few of the character sketches on eBay.  His name is Songgu Kwon.  And you can find the sketches here on eBay

shop.ebay.com/lobsterhunter11/m.html


There are sketches of the band, Rockzo, a female Klokateer, and some of the mermaids from the Murmaider video. 

And a link to his blog where he shows off some of his character sketches songgukwon.blogspot.com/p/character-designs.html

[NightmareOmega]

I WANT!!!

Too bad I'm too **guitar riff** broke right now.

[klokateer513]

No sketches of my beloved bread 'n butter....WAAAAAH!

However, I did see that sketch of CFO sitting in that other link!

[holkimcardie1]

Yeah, that was the one drawback.  No Charles.

But if I had money, I would go for just about all of them.   Just not sure about the clown. 

[klokateer513]

^

Well...you can use Dr. Rockso to line Undie's kitty litter box! 

[AgentZ12the2nd]

Or as a nice scratch mat.

[holkimcardie1]

Well, Songgu Kwon has been busy.  There are 6 sets of character sketches up eBay right now.  I disremember what two of them are, but!!

1) Nathan set from DethHealth with Nightmare! Nathan with rotting mouth, Nightmare! Woman, and the dentist

2) Skwisgaar set from Fatherklok with Skwisgaar holding invisible guitar, his Swedish girlfriend, and some party girls

3) Toki set from FertilityKlok of Toki looking from his "I Am ToKi" song, the princess from the song, and character sketches of Caroline (eLadyMates girlfriend)

and, RTC! 

4) Charles set with Charles in his bathrobe from Dethclown, a male Kloketeer with a rifle, and a female Kloketeer in a bikini from The Gears video.

5)  Rough art for the first Dethalbum cover- group head shot of the band, dead Vikings on pikes

6) Barbarian! Nathan from the Thunderhorse video/Dethwater, the nekked queen, and a study of Murderface and burning Toki

I would kill for the Charles one, but alas!  No money.  So go for it!  Here

[AgentZ12the2nd]

Something tells me you girls are gonne all over the Charles one.

But me, I'm more interested in the nekked queen.

[holkimcardie1]

Figured that.

Actually, I'd be interested in that set because of the Barbarian! Nathan.

[klokateer513]

TOKI: (Angry) S L U T...she is S L U T!!!!

MURDERFACE: HEY! You're tawkin' about WUMMEN!

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I made a print-out of the boys' CD cover: figured it'll make a nice embroidery piece!

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My bread 'n butter in all of his robed glory: YUM! YUM! (Hey...he's wearing SLIPPERS!)

HOLKIE: (Degrades herself by acting like a dog) Lemme FETCH!!!!

UNDIE: (Hides his furry-purry face by burying it with his paw; embarrased) HOO-MANS!!!!

[holkimcardie1]

LOL!  WOOF!  

Ooooh, I SO want that Charles set.  ::sigh::  If this was a just a few years ago....

[klokateer513]

"It's a dog-eat-dog world...and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear"-some character from 'Cheers'; I don't know who.

[holkimcardie1]

NORM!!!

Really, it was Norm.  I remember it. 

[klokateer513]

^

It was either Cliff or Norm...one of the two.

HOLKIE: Do I win anything....like (Hopeful look in her eyes) YOU giving ME the CFO sketch...(Acting like an elementary school kid) PWEEZE?!!!

K 5-13: For answering the question right, you are rewarded the same way Toki was rewarded when he was on that kid's show: (Dumps SLIMY GREEN GELATIOUS GOO on top of Holkie)...YOU ARE SLIMED!!!!

HOLKIE: (Angry; threatenes K 5-13) I'll get you for this!

K 5-13: (Slight Mona Lisa smile on her face) I'm sure you will.

TYRANT T. TABBY: Yer done....FEED ME....NOW!!!!

[holkimcardie1]

Yet another one!  This is a set from "Dethlessons".

One is of Skwisgaar in the fantasy armor, running.  Another of just his cape.

One is of Toki in the fantasy armor, running.

The other three are of Nathan, Pickles, and Murderface as the giant statues in the chairs.  Great detail on them.

Find the set here

[AgentZ12the2nd]

Nathan: "Oh, darn! That's awesome! That's really awesome!"

I wonder how many more drawings he has? I'd buy every one of them if they weren't so darn expensive.

[klokateer513]

$250????

Sketches are nice, but I'd like to have actual animated art...particularly, of a certain bread 'n butter either seated with a brandy snifter in his hand or in his casual attire from 'Renovation Klok.'

[AgentZ12the2nd]

I'd like to see a sketch of Ofdensen and the Metal Masked Assassin in that CQC-style grip they had on each other during their fight at the Gulf of Danzig.

[holkimcardie1]

Well, he did put up that set that had Charles in his bathrobe. 

Well, two of the sets didn't get any bids- the Rockzo set and the Murderface set.  The others ran from $29.99 to $204.XX for the Charles set.

This set does have all 5 of the band.  So maybe he is basing the price on that and that the money is going to charity.

[scrapyard]

thts awesome that hes sell'n those

ddues got quite a name

[klokateer513]

TOKI: (Puzzled) Charr-itt-tees???

NATHAN: (Angry) Dethklok NEVERS dones things for charity...(Roars)...NEVER!!!

CFO: Well, actually, there is tax season...the wayward kitties, for example.

TOKI: Buts the way's ward kitties DON'T conns sidd durrs dems to's bee's charr-ritt-tee: the HOO-MAN's are the charr-ritt-tee.

(Cut to Krangor Island, residence of the Dethklok Home For Wayward Kitties: Lord and Leader Tyrant T. Tabby exacts his power over the deformed patrons.)

TYRANT T. TABBY: (Swats 'hoo-man' with his razor-sharp paw and commands) FEED US...FEED US NOW!

NOELLY ROLLY KITTEN: HOO-MAN FOOD!

TYRANT T. TABBY: (Glares at patron) Yoo heard the adorable kitten...IN THE KITCHEN...NOW...CHOP-CHOP...COME ON...

COME...LET'S GET GOING...LET'S GET GOING...

NOELLY ROLLY KITTEN #2: REE-CORD-DING ROOM! REE-CORR-DING ROOM!

TYRANT T. TABBY: (Mutters under his breath) I HATE kids!

FINI

[klokateer513]

^

I decided to add more.

TYRANT T. TABBY: (Yells) HEY! HEY, FATTY! FATTY DING-DONGS, OR WHAT EVER YOO (Caterwauling instead of guitar riff censoring the expletive) CALL YERSELF...GIT IN HERE!

(The mangled body of Fat Kid from 'Fat Kid At the Deth Harmonic' enters. The tyrannical tabby flashes a Cheshire Cat-like evil grin.)

TYRANT T. TABBY: (To Fat Kid) HUNG-GREE?!!!! (Looks at the Noelly Rolly Kittens, who are acting absolutely cute...and then directs his evil kitty-kitty intentions back to the former foster foundling.) DIN-DIN!

(Fat Kid squeals and races like a mad bull toward the now frightened furry-purries.)

NOELLY ROLLY KITTENS: (Mewing pitifully; sobbing as if they're abandoned by the side of the road-and inside a tied up potato sack) NOOOO! YOO CAN'T EET US!!!!

TYRANT T. TABBY: (In a sing-song voice to the Noelly Rolly Kittens) WHY????

NOELLY ROLLY KITTENS: WE'RE KUTE!!!!

TYRANT T. TABBY: (Cruelly laughs) "CUTE?" (LOUD voice) "CUTE?!!!!" (Evil, evil laughter)

NOELLY ROLLY KITTENS: (Crying; mewing...and all that kute kitten stuf) HULK-KEE!!!!!

TYRANT T. TABBY: She can't help you....(Smirks)...she has plans...for EASTER!

(Cut to Holkie's apartment: she has on the Playboy Bunny outfit that Pirate King had made for her. She looks at herself in a full-length mirror, whose frame is adorned with various pictures of Charles. Holkie sings the 'Bunny Hop' to herself and wiggles her cotton-tailed butt before her mirrored reflection.)

(Back to Krangor Island, where kitten-cide might or might not be taking place. The Noelly Rolly Kittens are about to be devoured as if they are the children of some mythological g o d. Suddenly....)

K 5-13: (Shouts) TYRANT! NAUGHTY! No 'fried chickie t i t t i e' for you tonight...I'm giving it to the kittens!

NOELLY ROLLY KITTENS: YAY! (Bouncing up and down and acting adorable...sickenly adorable)

K 5-13: (To her Ty-Ty) You can have 38 cent 'Special Kitty' food from Wal-Mart ALL WEEK!

TYRANT T. TABBY: (Hurls expletives which are censored by various cat hissing)

(The Noelly Rolly Kittens enjoy a nice fried 'Foster Farms' fowl. Tyrant T. Tabby glares at the kittens...and scowls at the lump of cat food on his plate. He sees K 5-13 about to consume her fried fowl, but Tyrant IMMEDIATELY jumps up, whacks his 'hoo-man' upside her head with his paw...and devours what he deserves to be his culinary prize.)

(Thank G a w d he's home....where there is NO COMPUTER!!!!)

DEFINATELY FINIS!!!

[holkimcardie1]

Okay, Songgu Kwon is up to it again!  He has three sets posted on eBay at the moment. 

One is a relist of the "Dethlessons" set.  The first is for a charity auction and is a season 3 concert pose set from "Renovationklok".  The latest set is a Snakes N' Barrels set of young and old SnB along with a Pickles sketch from "Doublebookedklok" of him drinking, riding a camel, and firing a gun.  Well, the camel and the gun aren't there, but the bottle is!  On the same page is a sketch of the kid who surprises some guards during the episode. 

The link to his eBay page is in the first post in this thread.

[holkimcardie1]

Okay, he's at it again!  http://shop.ebay.com/lobsterhunter11/m.html?_trksid=p4340.l2562

There are several sets/auctions up this time.

1) Young Toki

2) Young Skwisgaar

3) Nathan set

4) CFO set with Jean Pierre and a combat Klokateer

5) Statue set of all five from "Dethlessons" and the music video from the song.

6) Groupie set with Skwisgaar

7) Zazz Blammy Matazzy set

8) and one with Nathan & Pickles that he had to separate at some point, but they were drawn on the same page.

[klokateer513]

Our bread 'n butter with his frencing sword.....DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!

Uh-oh, Holkie...sketch set includes the Metal Mask Assassin: perhaps you can use him to line Undie's cat box!