Metalocalypse

[holkimcardie1]

Okay, there is a tee shirt site out there by the name of Yetee.  They do limited edition fannish shirts. 

One of the folks over on CapalokDethklok found this on her Tumblr from them this morning Klokateer Union 666

The shirt is only $11, but also only on sale until 1/1/12!!!!!  So hurry up.  BUT!  If you have Facebook, they also have a Facebook page where you can win one.  If you like and share the post with this shirt in it. 

Yeah, that decreases my chances, but what the hey!

[TheDethklokGuy]

hey holki, i found this internet article that says that the song titles printed on the back of the Dethklok 2007 EP is wrong, and i've seen different track listings and i was wondering if you could play the actual disc to make sure that its the right songs. I think its wrong because the album specified for the trail of the dead songs were wrong

[klokateer513]

Uh...duh....is that a licensed DK t-shirt? We wouldn't want to set the boots waaaay above medium!

[holkimcardie1]

If it's a limited production of a fan shirt, probably wouldn't matter.  Yetee has a lot of those on-site.  The others are no long available.  Comes under "fan art" or something similar.

[holkimcardie1]

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TheDethklokGuy wrote:

hey holki, i found this internet article that says that the song titles printed on the back of the Dethklok 2007 EP is wrong, and i've seen different track listings and i was wondering if you could play the actual disc to make sure that its the right songs. I think its wrong because the album specified for the trail of the dead songs were wrong

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Can't tell you right now.  I'm out of batteries for my CD player and my laptop won't play it for some reason.  Will keep at it until I can tell you.

[holkimcardie1]

And, ah, that contest... where you can win one of these shirts?  I won it!

They wanted, besides liking them on FB and the comment thread, if Yetee was a metal band, what would their name be, first album title, and songs.  My reply was:

Ummm. Yetee's band's name might be Metal Snow, first album title "Blood on the Snow", first songs "Frozen Guts", "Avalanche of Bone", "Ice Teeth"

[klokateer513]

To quote Fred Flintstone: "Wait a rock-picking minute!"

Last week, Hokie chided me for putting up the REAL name of my internet friend when I credited him for putting up my artwork...

AHA!

Holkie puts up HER REAL NAME...wouldn't she has to sit in the corner, or pound the chalk out of the erasers or air out Murderface's stinky-smelly boots since using real names is an Adult Swim no-no???????

TAKE THAT, HOLKIE (and CHARLES IS MINE....Mmm HAW-HAW!!!!)!!!!

[holkimcardie1]

Oops!    I didn't notice.  Bad Holkie!  I'll do Murderface room cleaning duty now.

[klokateer513]

^

MURDERFACE: (Leers at Holkie; shjhows her a very, VERY SKIMPY French Maid's uniform) While yer at it, Mama...how's about putting this on...so you can (Winks at Holkie) TURN ME ON!!!!

HOLKIE: (KIcks William's...um...ah...duh...well, let's just say William Murderface, Jr. and William Murderface Junior-Junior) FRESH! (Walks away in a huff)

MURDERFACE: (In pain; holds his....'twin sons'; yells at Holkie) I hope yer roomate's cat honks up a (Expletive censored by guitar riff) FURBALL right on yer (Another expletive censored by the well-known guitar riff) PILLOW!!!!

[holkimcardie1]

Okay, so Yetee is no longer offering the Klokateers Union shirt.  But I was poking around their site and they said you can sometimes find the old designs on artists' sites or sites like Redbubble.  So I checked Redbubble!

Yep!  Redbubble

has the design.  For more than twice the price Yetee had it, sadly, but it's there!  And you can even get it as an iPhone/iTouch skin.  And other Dethklok related stuff.  Like a Dimmu Burger shirt!  Poke around the site a bit.

[klokateer513]

Like the Planet Urination tee...wish there was some tees of my bread 'n butter!

[holkimcardie1]

I've only seen one Charles shirt and you have to go to Lametees for that here

and scroll down.

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[holkimcardie1]

ahem, got my Klokateer Union Shirt today!  It's a brutal in person as it is on the net.

[CDRhom]

I put my Gear number on the back. Yay Iron-on transfers.