Metalocalypse

[Spellvira]

You remember how Scooby Doo (oldskool) used to do, "Scooby Doo meets The Addams Family" or "Scooby Doo meets Laurel and Hardy"? Well, I've got one that would be effin awesome:

Dethklok Meets The Golden Girls

Can you imagine Skwisgaar's happiness?

Seriously!

Okay, if you've got one, I wanna hear it, I need to laugh today!!!

Message Edited by Spellvira on 01-20-2009 12:50 PM

[inhumanrampager]

Skwisgaar wouldn't even be able to play any more....he'd just be lying there.....half dead....from all the um...you know.

[Heathen]

Dethklok meets blue collar TV. And kills them.

[mellow_your_yellow]

Dethklok meets the Buffalo Sabres.

I would die of happiness.

[inhumanrampager]

Eff that, Boston Bruins!

But in all reality it'd be the New Jersey Devils/

[Spellvira]

LOL...I can hear him now...

'Oh, Blanche, Is don't knows if I can dos it again!'

Okay, now I have to go cut my eyes out.

[axegorilla]

Dwyane from Home Movies guest stars. You know that would rule.

[Spellvira]

LOL highly doable, too.

[mellow_your_yellow]

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inhumanrampager wrote:
Eff that, Boston Bruins!

But in all reality it'd be the New Jersey Devils/

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No way!

Alright, you know what I'd like to see? Some of the biggest Hockey fighters and best Hockey players meets Dethklok.

THAT would allow me to die happily.

[troyexplosion]

dethklok meats ATHF

[mellow_your_yellow]

Ooh, good one.

Dethklok meets... Conan...?

[Sekiath]

Dethklok meets Morel Orel....

....thus turning the world's most religious character into a profound satanist.

[Spellvira]

I love it!!!

Dethklok meets The Smurfs

[mellow_your_yellow]

Dethklok meets Dora the Explorer....

And beats the crap out of her.

Thus making every child under five cry and every person over six rejoice.

[Sekiath]

metalocalypse brainwashes children by turning their television shows into a program designed to make them turn evil....

[Ronslady4ever]

I'd so watch that.  What about Dethklok meets Robocop- I'd buy that for a dollar!

[Spellvira]

LOL

Dethklok meets IRON CHEF

[mellow_your_yellow]

Dethklok meets Jon and Kate Plus Eight.

[Sekiath]

nathan: wait, wait. you mean, you're..... a robot cop? dude, that is *riff*ing metal.

robocop: I am not a full robot, I am a cyborg.

nathan: soooooooo........... so that, uhhhhhh........... uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh......... cyborg, cyborg, what the *riff* is a cyborg....

skwisgaar: so, you... ams... a cyborgs?

robocop: yes, sir, I am a cyborg, whi--

toki: cysborgs. ccyyyyyborgs.

robocop: it mean that I--

toki: crysboard?

robocop: I--

toki: cysgrob....?

pickles: IT'S CALLED A CYBORG, you dewche beags! I'm sorry bout dewshe beags, I got uh.... got low blood sugar again.

ofdensen: Yes, he is a cyborg. Robocop is a cyborg: c-y-b...o-r-g.

nathan: OOOOOH, ooh, right right, so he's like.... you know, one of those ladies that take their clothes off on camera and post it on the internet?   yeah man, that's *riff*ing metal.

skwisgaar: I woulds..... totally hits on one of thems chicks. just, eh..... just puttings that out there.

murderface: AWWWW, schweet!!! A real life schyborg!!!

(ofdensen takes off his glasses and rubs the bridge of his nose in an exasperated manner)

murderface: I thought you guysh only exchishted in thoshe wierd.... schtoriesh and on the internet! AND YOU'RE A REAL COP! AWW, MAN!!!

ofdensen: No, you guys. That would be cybering. A cyborg is a person who is half man, and half robot. And in this case, also a cop.

muderface: THAT--   .....hold on.  did you shay.... robot?

....

murderface: You.... you can't trusht robotsch, man. WHO THE *riff* ALLOWED THE ROBOT TO BECOME A COP!?? THATSCH.... That'sch jusht unamerican, man. You can't plache these maschinesh in control of america'sh schafety!!!

(murderface shoots robocop with his shotgun)

(a hundred kloketeers swarm over the field and fire enough weapons to supply an army at robocop's dead corpse)

(later in the day, as the band is eating dinner)

nathan: so...... that guy was originally a human, but now he's a robot?

ofdensen: well, he was.... until one of you decided to, uh.... destroy a valuable government operation and what many would consider to be a hero.

murderface: jusht doin my job, man.... jusht doin' my job. protecting thisch great natschion of oursch from the invadersch. I..... am the hero.

toki: if you asks me, i thinks its was good whats moiderface dids, endeds his life as a stupid robots whats he was stuck as! IT'S NOTS COOL to be kepts alive by machinerys when yous originally dies!

murderface: YEAH! And if I wash a schyborg, I'd probably SHNAP and go on a killing schpree!

nathan: dude, we should totally write a song about that. Murderborg, or something.

*ofdensen facepalm*

and then the episode opening video would roll.... or something.

[mellow_your_yellow]

You should totally make a cartoon of that when you're done with the current one.

[Spellvira]

I second that, Sekiath!

[SpyceCD]

Dethklok meets Scooby Doo or Josie and the Pussycats or my dream match, Dethklok guest stars on Sesame Street (Oscar the Grouch & Murderface, Nathan & Big Bird or  Snuffle....kolis (what is he? The big mammoth looking creature), Toki & Elmo, Pickles & Kermit the frog,  and Skwisgaar & Big Bird or Miss  Piggy or both!) with lots of maiming of all the guest stars.

[Sekiath]

snuffalufagus?

[SpyceCD]

yep, thats it, thanks... I just knew their was a ...is/us sound at the end

*wonders how you gathered that knowledge* lolz

[SpyceCD]

I really want to see the boys on Mr. Rogers neighborhood. i can see Pickles getting drunk and destroying the set, and with his trademark lopsided grin says "sorry". Imagine Skwisgaar and Queen Sarah Saturday, lol. I would like to hear what "a beautiful day in the neighboorhood would sound like done by Dethklok!

and last but not least, Peewee's playhouse. I think that Pickles would be a great guest on that show, talking furniture, hanging with PeeWee..... lolz...