Metalocalypse

[mogar]

he does have the most "him"

....in bed

[Spellvira]

LOL!

[mogar]

today is a great day. internet's working again, no early band practice tomorrow, got my 'collar' today, found out there's no school monday, found out my friends are able to go with me to washington dc this spring break, got an amon amarth cd.

Funfetti it's a good day today.

[The_Letter_R]

That IS a good day! What does your collar look like?

[mogar]

well, she got me a little leather strap thing that looks like the band from a watch. it's about a quarter inch wide and i wear it on my wrist. (don't have the material for a real one yet.) but she also has one that's really wide and has spikes on it, like a normal 'heavy metal' wristband, that i wear over this white and black checkered armband thing, but that's only for special occasions......

[The_Letter_R]

Very Metal Mogar!

Gotta have the right gear.

*wonders what Dethklok would do on 7th Heaven or the Gilmore Girls and doubles over* XD

[Spellvira]

LOL Dethklok meets Party of Five

[The_Letter_R]

Nathan to Jennifer LH- "You're hot quit crying about your life!!!" Lol

[Spellvira]

LOL! Dethklok meets Charmed.

[The_Letter_R]

My favorite! Lol

Skwis- Oh I know you! You three are the beautiful ladies of the bar..

Piper looks at Murderface- Don't even think about it mister! *primes to blow him up*

Nathan- I can't fight evil I'M EATING CHIPS!!!!

 XD

[FaustishLurve]

my mother would finally accept them.

Skwisgar would make a move on Grams, i just know it. 

[BloodHawk1991]

I know this is an old thread but I thought about this last night

The Nightmare Before Metalocalypse

[holkimcardie1]

Well, we got the Goon Vs Dethklok, and with the announcement today from Dark Horse, maybe we'll get Dethklok meets Hellboy.

[Spellvira]

It's all coming true...maybe the Dethklok/Golden Girls crossover WILL happen next!

[BloodHawk1991]

I can say that that was the first (and currently only) comic book that I've read

[RoscoPervisColtrane]

Dethklok... In Neon Genesis Evangelion.

Nathan in Eva unit 1? We're all dead.

Murderface would strangle the **BLEEP** out of Asuka. Skwisgaar would be lonely since there's no old women around. Pickles would outdrink and try to bang Misato. Toki would keep trying to hang out with Commander Ikari. Charles would problably outplot Commander Ikari, too.

Now, what would the song be called....

Now, onto more anime fantasies, Outlaw Star. **BLEEP**, that would be awesome.

How about video games, too? Left 4 dead. Dethklok and the klokateers would have enough fire power to kill anything in a 5 thousand mile radius. Now, how would Gears of War work out?

Murderface: You mean... They put a CHAINSCHAW on a GUN! Thatsch *riff*en AWESCHOME! 

Nathan: I need a hundred of those. Exactly a hundred..... Please.

 Toki: Oh, now wes can go shoots things and then become a lumbersjack!

Skwisgaar: So we cans, like, saw someones in half withs it, right?

Charles: Why, yes... Yes you can.

Pickles: Now THAT's brutal.

*imagine them in the car shooting things and chainsawing locust *and the occasional person* in half. While going 90 mph.*

[FaustishLurve]

i.... i think i love you... 

[RoscoPervisColtrane]

Why, thank you.

Now, how about Coraline? I can imagine Skwisgaar trying to bang the Other Mother. Hell, they'd probably destroy the Other World with their metal.

Other Mother: What ever happened to Mr. B's mice circus, boys?

Nathan: Well, you see, they only played *RIFF*, so then... We did... Stuff.

Pickles: Yeah, like, shot them, and stuff. Oh, and Skwisgaar decapitated one with his guitar!

Skwisgaar: Still straights like an arrows.

Toki: And I kepts one as a pal! Onlys it died...

Murderface: I caught one and BARBEQUED it. It wasch aweschome. Sheriously. ....

Nathan: Oh, was it any good?

Murderface: Oh man it wasch like getting you *RIFF* *RIFF* and playing the guitar backwardsch!

Nathan: Whoa, never knew... I never knew that.

Other Mother:  ಠ_ಠ

[The_Letter_R]

X'D *stills has to sees that movies!*

[FaustishLurve]

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RoscoPervisColtrane wrote:

Why, thank you.

Now, how about Coraline? I can imagine Skwisgaar trying to bang the Other Mother. Hell, they'd probably destroy the Other World with their metal.

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 illustrations of her scared the **BEEP** out of me when i was a kid, i'd like to think that there's probably an Other World attached to Mordhaus too, simply because all the things that have happened there in a short time. 

[Ricebear]

Billy Mays here, and I do c-c-cocaine...

But in all seriousness I miss the guy.

[FaustishLurve]

disastrously stupid idea just occurred to me: Mordhaus is given an Evangelion unit

[RoscoPervisColtrane]

Sorta different from my idea of them going into the Evaverse.

Charles: It appears that... We have come into possesion of Evangelion unit 1.

Skwisgaar: What is this.... Eganvengkjelionpens?

Charles: It's Evangelion.

Toki: Evelansgehelions?

Charles:.... Yeah sure.  But anyway-

Murderface: What'sch so BRUTAL about it anywasch? It's... BIG AND PURPLE!

Skwisgaar: Just like a dildos ha.

Nathan: Yeah, uh... Having a giant... Barney machine with a horn.... Yeah, not brutal at all.

Charles: Well, it has come to my attention that... It houses the soul of a boy's mother.

Pickles: ....What.

Charles: Apparently, these biomechanical machines where made from Angels, and can't... Operate without a soul.

Nathan: I think I just **BLEEP** myself, seriously. Someone get me... Some beers. Alot of them. 

Murderface: **BLEEP**, thatsch... Acutally aweschome. I feel... Complete now.

Skwisgaar: If onlys we could get my mothers soul into ones. Hah. It'd makes my day. 

Nathan: Oh, you'd pilot your mother?

Skwisgaar: *RIFF* no. I woulds sinks it into a volcanos and destroys it. Stupid dildos mother.

Toki: It woulds be my best pal! We woulds go to shops and movies and then drives around!

Maybe I should just get off my lazy *RIFF* and start actually writing this.

[mogar]

lol that would be great FL...........they'd probably kick shinji's **BLEEP**.............."why the fuuuuuudge are you complaining man, you can destroy cities. that's **BLEEP** metal

[RoscoPervisColtrane]

So I'm going to be writing this this soon. Which would you rather happen, my idea of Dethklok going to the Evaverse or a Evangelion being bought by Dethklok?