Metalocalypse

[basthrohmnse]

Hey Robot_Butler, are you Enro on dA? If so, I am now watching you 8) AWESOME artz

[Robot_Butler]

Oh, why yes.  Yes I am. C:

Thank you!  I'm glad you like my art.  8D

[basthrohmnse]

Sweet! And yes, I do like your artz, very much 8D

[Robot_Butler]

HOORAY.  *Flails arms*

[basthrohmnse]

*jumps in, flails arms, runs into wall, falls over* 8D

[megarathewarrior]

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basthrohmnse wrote:
*jumps in, flails arms, runs into wall, falls over* 8D

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...errmm... *sets you on your feet* o_o

[Robot_Butler]

Good work, Megara.  Here in the RTC, we look out for each other.

[basthrohmnse]

Thank you Megara *brushes self off, looks around to see if anyone else was watching...*

[megarathewarrior]

No problem. Though I'm not part of the coven. I'm just a CFO creeper.

[HellhoundForHire]

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AgentZ12the2nd wrote:

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klokateer513 wrote:

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We RTCers would NEVER cut our beloved bread 'n butter's body parts...I should have clearly stated that we RTCers shall place our hamburgers/soy burgers/turkey burger/tofu burgers on Charles' lovely posteroir and EAT off it!

BREAD 'N BUTTER! (Battle cry of the RTC)

PS: We RTCers would CUT the body part of the Metal Masked Avenger...come to think of it, let's CUT off MMA's butt cheeks so Charles can use them as buns for his burger!!!

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Don't worry, I was only kidding. However I would torture Metal Masked Assassin so much, he'll be begging me to kill him. But I won't give him the pleasure of death.

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Another day, another exceptionally weird idea from the Coven.

Oh, and get in line, my friend.

[AccountingNinja]

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Robot_Butler wrote:

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AccountingNinja wrote:

I'd, uh, rather feed him a bite of my turkey burger....and then maybe a bit of ketchup or mustard would get on his cheek and I'd gently pull him toward me and lick it off.......

Excuse me. I have to go take a cold shower now.

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Ooooh!  I like you.  Yes, you shall make a great addition indeed... 

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I even toned it down a bit....trust me, it kept going, that little fantasy. I'm not that much of a food fetishist, either. But Charles makes everything sexy. *blush*

I have to stop thinking about it, or else I'll have to take another cold shower. One cold shower per day is more than enough.

[AgentZ12the2nd]

Am I the only dude here?

[pirateking42]

Can I have a number, please?

Nickname: Aki

Job: Pie Deliverer

Thank you!

Message Edited by pirateking42 on 12-16-2009 10:27 PM

[Grimsarc]

Stand at ease fellow male coven member, you are not alone in this. Its just the females make a strong presence.

[ladyhippie]

kewl so ill change my # to 25 . sorry for bein late to the hamburger party i was tryin to get charles buns loosened for all of the party goers and i got a bit side tracked....... um ahhh crap sorry i must have been in my fantasy world again oh well i guess its my turn for the cold shower......

[klokateer513]

Heads up, RTC!

Tonight's ep, Dethmas, is being re-runned: I say we, the RTC, should string up sprigs of mistletoe on the ceiling of our beloved CFO's office...and madly, passionately KISS HIM 'til his glasses fog up and his lips are chapped!

To the Klokateers: please order cases of Chap-Stix...we and our bread 'n butter may need them the morning after.

Also: you may hafta also order jars of Noxzema or cans of Solarcane: our bread 'n butter's butt might be a bit red from the RTC's placing of hamburgers on his posterior, so something nice and cool for our CFO's tushie shall and will suffice.

[Molotov86]

New Addition:

pirateking42 / Aki / #26 / Pie Deliverer

 

[klokateer513]

RTCers:

I just thought of something we can do with the mistletoe berries AFTER we're done displaying our...ahem..."affection" towards our beloved bread 'n butter (where is Offdenson, anyway?):

We smash the mistletoe berries into a fine juice...put it in tea...and MAKE THAT SORRY SO-AND-SO, the Metal Masked Avenger DRINK IT!!

BREAD 'N BUTTER!!! (Battle cry of the RTC)

[AccountingNinja]

Yeah, he's missing all the fun. I'm suprised he didn't weigh in on the whole bizarre buttocks-chopping-hamburger confusion.

Jean Pierre's mercury icing would also be a good meal for the MMA.

[basthrohmnse]

You know another good one that doesn't leave a trace of poison is milkweed, which is completely digested by the body before any trace could ever be found in an autopsy... that is, of course, if there's a body left to autopsy. Maybe just give him enough to put him in A LOT of pain, and then torture him like he did our beloved CFO!! OH I have a brutal Dethmas idea.... In order to celebrate the return of Charles, we kill the Metal Masked Assassin (after much torture of course), then string up his guts on the Christmas tree Toki put up! 8D

[AgentZ12the2nd]

I got a good idea for a torture: We take a wicker chair. Cut the bottom of the chair out. Srtip down the MMA nude. Tie him to the chair. Take a golf club and repeatedly whack him in the **BLEEP**. Believe me. That hurts like hell.

[AccountingNinja]

I like your creativity. *evil grin*

[AgentZ12the2nd]

Thank you. *Evil chuckle and evil smile*

[Offdensen]

Carry on.

[klokateer513]

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Carry on my wayward son...you'll be there when you are done.

Lay your weary head to rest...don't you cry no more-KANSAS

(I couldn't resist..I hafta say that after what our beloved CFO said.)

(Sigh...our bread 'n butter walks in and out...he must be doing some holiday shopping and carrying gifts w/ his strong, father-inherited hands!)