Metalocalypse

[klokateer513]

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NATHAN: (ROARS right into Blood Hawk's ear) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!

(A moment of silence)

CFO: (Breaks the silence) Noted.

(Suddenly...Murderface 'breaks wind.')

PICKLES: DOOD! Murr-Durr-Fayce!

(DK and CFO hack and cough)

MURDERFACE: (Smug) That's MY WAY of 'breaking the silence!'

[BloodHawk1991]

*wakes up coughing*

what the hell

did something die in here

[wvmtngrl0728]

Found more details on Motherklok and Bookklok via TVGuide.com. :-D

5/21 Motherklok- Pickles gives up drumming and becomes a real-estate agent in hopes of impressing his mother.

5/28 Bookklok- Toki writes a tell-all book about Skwisgaar and becomes lead guitarist for the band, but the pressure may be more than he can handle. Elsewhere, Nathan buys a defibrillator as a toy.

[holkimcardie1]

I would quess Bookklok is also where we learn more about Magnus, that mysterious guitarist in the flashback in Renovationklok.

[klokateer513]

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I don't think so...since the TV quip states that Toki's tell-all book is about Skwisgaar.

[holkimcardie1]

Yes, and there is a lot of speculation that Magnus was the original lead guitarist and Skwisgaar was the rhythm guitar, ie in Toki's position.  So Magnus disappears/leaves the group, and Skwisgaar takes the lead.  Skwisgaar may have done something to him, which is why Toki is able to take the lead because Skwisgaar was disgraced and left or forced out of the band.

[klokateer513]

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...And we all thought Little Toki was all cute and innocent: WHAT A MEANIE!

TOKI: (Lashes back at Skwisgaar) Datt's forr's TINKS-LINGS inn's my's NESS-LEES QUIKKS!!!!

MURDERFACE: Nestle Quik cereal is made from the (Expletive censored by guitar riff) of that rabbit!

TOKI: (Shocked) It AMMS? I's beens eat-tings BUNNY POO? (Faints)

[holkimcardie1]

Adult Swim has done a bit of a schedule re-do.  Nothing happening on Sunday, but as of Monday,  Metalocalypse, starting with season 1, will be back on the week night schedule at 1 AM!  It will be 2 episodes back to back.  I guess they plan on going all the way to season 3 in this run.

Also, as per the backdoor schedule, the June 10th episode is going to be "Dethcamp".   No details on plot on that or "Writerklok" yet.  But hopefully we'll get some the beginning of the week.

[klokateer513]

TOKI: (Overjoyed) Deth's Camp! WOW-WEE! I ams now BOYS SCOUT!

SKWISGAAR: (Lustful) I ams TIES bee-yoo-tee-fuls G-MILF's....IN'S KNOTS!

NATHAN: (Whispers; to Pickles) Hey, Pickles...you think Murderface knows how to...'PITCH A TENT?'

MURDERFACE: (Angry) HEY! I HEARD THAT! For yer infomation, I am an EXCELLENT camper!

PICKLES: Yeah...BARR-BEE'S CUNN-TREE CAMPER!

CFO: At ease, boys.

[holkimcardie1]

Okay, thanks to Zap2It, we now have the titles of the next few episodes:

Writerklok  6/3 (known)  Nathan gets writer's block & is not feeling the new songs, which leads to Dethklok getting stuck in a 3rd world country.

Dethcamp 6/10 (confirmed)

Dethvanity 6/17

Going Downklok 6/24

Dethdinner  7/1

Beyond this Sunday's Writerklok, we don't have details on any of these episodes.  This brings to 10 episodes we have titles on, leaving only 2 unknown titles for the season.

[holkimcardie1]

Have finally gotten the official write-ups for both Writersklok and Dethcamp!!

And you gonna love both!

Writersklok- The band's new female producer sends them on a vacation to help write songs for the new album. The getaway proves anything but relaxing, however, when they end up in a brutal country and are sold into sex slavery.

Dethcamp- Toki goes to rock-and-roll camp and is bullied by other campers. But he soon finds an ally in a former Dethklok guitarist. Meanwhile, Skwisgaar and Murderface binge on candy and horror movies while Toki is away.

[klokateer513]

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AHH...FINALLY: the MYSTERIOUS MAGNUS!!!

[wvmtngrl0728]

I've found details on Dethvanity as well. From TVGuide.com:

Murderface goes to Mexico for plastic surgery after he receives a dubious award. The rest of the guys, meanwhile, deal with the effects of aging and years of hard living.

[klokateer513]

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I just bet the results of Murderface's plastic surgery will be absolutely HILARIOUS!

[holkimcardie1]

Or he'll chicken out at the last minute and not get it. 

Or it will be so little no one will notice!

[klokateer513]

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NOT to knock the country down (I live about a 2 hour drive from the place), but I would think Mexico, with its low-cost but ineffective drugs and 'quickie divorces' will be a BAD country to get plastic surgery (and, no, Nathan....NO TEQUILA)!!!

[wvmtngrl0728]

And now we have details on Going Downklok. :-)

From TVGuide.com

The guys spend time on a sub without women, and the conditions quickly deteriorate, prompting Pickles and Nathan to compete for the affections of their producer.

[klokateer513]

Grrrrrrrreat....(Expletive censored by guitar riff)....Abigail's in this episode.

[ZorakFan3271]

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klokateer513 wrote:

Grrrrrrrreat....(Expletive censored by guitar riff)....Abigail's in this episode.

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I don't really think there's any reason to hate Abigall (or to love her either) given she hasn't really, I don't know, done anythng I guess so in her first appearance that'll muster up any feelings beyond indifference. 

[klokateer513]

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All I know is this: she hangs around...I won't watch the show anymore.

Sorry.

[ZorakFan3271]

Why all the Abigail hate? 

[klokateer513]

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I dislike her because, as a female character entering a show that is male-dominated, she'll ruin the entire premise of the show.

NOT having any dominant female character and ONLY using them for one or two episodes, such as La Vonna, Rebecca, and that woman from 'Fan Klok' is more susceptible and a LOT less threatening: to have females characters in a SECONDARY position on Metalocalypse is what works.

This show is watched by an audience that is mostly female: I feel that I can imagine myself 'buddying' with the boys and having a good time, as if I'm some sort of geeky groupie...a person like Abigail is too threatening; think two cats fighting for turf.

I like the show the way it is...let's focus on the Tribunal/Project Falconback, and NOT delve in with nonsense such as her!

[TheDethklokGuy]

why do you assume mainly women watch metaocalypse?

[holkimcardie1]

There are a lot of male fans.  There are still more males than females at the concerts.  But most of the fans online and active in fandom.  I've only known a few guys and a lot of women.

[holkimcardie1]

Still don't have an official write-up for Dethdinner, but!  thanks to TVGuide.com we have the title of the episode after that!

So, the final episodes of the season, so far, are:

Dethdinner  7/1

Breakup Klok  7/8

?????klok   7/15