Metalocalypse

[klokateer513]

My beloved Dethklok...replaced by a bunch of....PANDAS!!!!!

To quote Nathan....NOOOOO!

[holkimcardie1]

I know.    Hopefully they will be back soon.

[klokateer513]

TOKI: (Usual confusion) China ams in ILLINOIS?

NATHAN: Someone must of dug a hole so they can (Roars) GO TO CHINA!

PICKLES: Doods...we kan dig our way tew China...Charles always tries to CUT EXPENSES!

SKWIAGAAR: Who ams goings to do's all's the DIGGING? I's can'ts do's the digging...the MILFS ams G-MILFS don't likes me when's I ams dirties!

NATHAN: Murderface lives in his own filth...(ROARS)...MURDERFACE!!!!!

MURDERFACE: (Usual mad-at-the-world state) WHAT THE (Expletive censored by guitar riff) DO YOU WANT?

NATHAN: (ROARS right in Murderface's....murder face) DIG!!!!

MURDERFACE: (Acts smug and self-assured) Dude...I'm been DIGGING long before digging has been digged...YOU DIG?

TOKI: (Still confused) WHAT?

PICKLES: Never mind, Toll-Kee....never mind.

Later...much, much later:

A HUGE hole...along with piles of dirt...is all over the grounds of Mordhaus. We see sholved dirt thrown from the gaping crevice.

NATHAN: (ROARS into hole) MURDERFACE! Have you hit China?

PICKLES: (Also yells into hole) Dood...git sum deep-dish pizza!

TOKI: (Excited) OH'S! Ams goes to 'AMERICAN GIRL PLACE!'

Dead silence...dead awkward silence.

TOKI: (Has an angry look at his face) WHAT?!!! (Another expletive censored by Mr. Guitar Riff)

MURDERFACE'S VOICE: (Yells to his DK cronies) I think I've hit the MOTHERLODE....(YELLS)...WAIT A (Expletive...blah-blah) MINUTE...I'M CAVING IN!!!!

The hole starts to collapse...along with DK, who have the ground break under their feet.

DK screams.

Later....much, much later:

At St. Necro-whatever-whatever Hopsital, DK is banaged, various limbs are on pulleys and slings...and they're covered head to toe in dirt. Charles Foster Offdensen, manager/lawyer/CFO/'Mr. Blueberry Pie' looks at his 'bread 'n butter' with an annoyed look on his bespectiled face. Various staffers of the medical profession aid and attend to DK.

CFO: No...I DON'T 'DIG'....DIG IT?!!!

FINIS

[the-rebel-angel]

I was thinking the same thing. >_<

[klokateer513]

^

You thought the same thing, but....can you DIG it?

DK: (Still recovering from yesterday's injuries; in unison) NO!!!!!

CFO: Noted.

[frostedfreaks]

My cable provider has put some of the episodes up On Demand. Besides, we're getting a new season in a few months and a new Dethalbum sometime after that. I think we can live without a little Sunday night Metalocalypse for a while.

[klokateer513]

Yes...I have the DVD's. I just wish my brother would show me how his bleepin' machine WORKS!!!

[holkimcardie1]

Update!!!

Okay, it's for only the next two Sundays, but Metalocalypse is back at 1:15 AM this Sunday, the 20th, and the next, the 27th. 

Adult Swim updated the schedule, but only up to Dec. 4th.  So don't know what will happen after that.

[klokateer513]

^

I assume one of the episodes is 'Deth Mas' since it's holiday time???????

1:15 AM...which means 10:15 on Dish Network East....METT-TALL!!!!!!!

Thanks for the heads up, Holkie!

[klokateer513]

^

I checked the schedule for myself: Sunday's (the 20th) ep is 'Curse of Dethklok.'

[holkimcardie1]

Yeah, it's the very first two.

I'd say that if they were going to show Dethmas it will be later in December.  AS has done holiday themed nights in years past, now that they have enough shows with holiday episodes....

[klokateer513]

Looks like AS is re-showing season one...hopefully, since season 4 is in April!

[holkimcardie1]

Well, right now, only eps 1 & 2 are the schedule.  Dec. 4th it's not on.  And so far, that is as far into December they have the schedule up.  So maybe it will be back in December.

[klokateer513]

^

WE HOPE...I need my DK fix like Rockzo needs you-know-what.