Metalocalypse

[holkimcardie1]

Hey!  Behave yourselves!  Or not only will you both clean up that mess, I'll put you both on Murderface foot & boot cleaning detail.

[AgentZ12the2nd]

Sorry Holki.

[holkimcardie1]

[MetalMidLifeCrisis]

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Holkie.

Have I told you lately that YOU ARE MY FREAKIN' HERO!!!! 

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[klokateer513]

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CFO: Uh...that would be HEROINE.

TOKI: (Fraks out) Holkie's RIDES onda WHITE HORSE?!!!

MURDERFACE: If she rides on sumpthin' she's riding on a RAG!

NATHAN: (Mutters to himself) I think Murderface is 'on the rag.'

PICKLES: (Mutters back to Nathan) I think Murr-durr Face's on the ragg rite NOW!

SKWISGAAR: Thenn's Toki's cann's gives Murd-durr Face his tampons that's I's saw's in's his food libraries cart 'cuz he's is a ladies whos ams is on's her's PERIOD!

TOKI: (Yells at Skwisgaar) Ams I's will dumps buckets of PIG'S BLOOD on's YOUS...justs likes dats movies...CARRIE!

SKWISGAAR: Then's I ams will gives off's my tellek-kinn-nett's tik's powers...ams you's will have's bask-kitt's ball's back's boards FALLS on's you like's GYM'S TEECH-HERR! (Lusts) I's do's her...I's do's Carrie's mom's, too...but NOT'S Carries: not's after's she's dones withs her pers-ree's id's!

NATHAN: (Mutters) Skwisgaar's in for a LONG WAIT!

MURDERFACE: That (Expletive censored by guitar riff) is ALWAYS on her PERIOD!

PICKLES: Doods...why's do's wummen calls it a perri-id? It should be called EX-CLA-MATESHUN POINT!

MURDERFACE: YEH! Excla-(Another expletive censored by guitar riff)-MATSHUN POINT!

CFO: Boys, women don't like it when the subject of....menstration...is discussed: to them, it's a very...VERY...personal matter.

NATHAN: (Roars) We're NOT talking about MENSTRATION!

PICKLES: We're tawkin' aboot PERRI-ID'S!

(Dead silence)

CFO: Noted.

NATHAN: (Mutters to himself) Our MANAGER'S on....his PERIOD!

DK snickers.

CFO: (Talks into his wrist radio) Are you....'ready?'

A random Klokateer arrives...with a metal bucket. CFO nods his bespectiled head at him, and the random Klokateer throws what appears to be pig's blood on the quarreling quintet.

CFO: (Talks to himself as he walks away from 'his boys') "They're all gonna laugh at YOU!"

FINIS

[AgentZ12the2nd]

Dethklok: "But we wants a lady"

[NoelyRolly]

AWWW!! YEAH!! That is so metal and brutal. I cant WAIT!!


P.S I'm on! Even though I'm NEVER on! I might be lurking around for a while before school ends. Then I shall return ** metalhuggles.**

[holkimcardie1]

NoelyRolly!  /pounceHUGGGLES/  Miss you, hon.  Hope everyone and the kitties are doing well.

[AgentZ12the2nd]

Noely! I was wondering where you've been.

[klokateer513]

Noelly...been mentioning you and the kittens in a couple of my short stories: just search in the board and you'll stumble around them (one was that you, Mama Noelly Rolly and the kittens were watching 'The Aristocats').

[MetalMidLifeCrisis]

Holkie, do you think you will post any future information (like dates for the new season or release of the new album)  in this thread, or in the "Announcements" section at the top of the message board next to the picture of the band? Or both?

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[holkimcardie1]

Most likely any announcement will get their own thread.  Any important information, ie season premiere date, release dates, etc, will also be highlighted in the banner area of the board.

Which reminds me, I should put up the date for Dark Horse's release of the hard cover collection of the Dethklok comics.

[MetalMidLifeCrisis]

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Ok, thanks Holkie!  I'll keep my eyeballs peeled.

(Hmmmm, doesn't that sound....  METAL? ! )  

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[klokateer513]

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NATHAN: (Unintelligle grunting...then pontificates...not very hard) Peeled eyeballs...

MURDERFACE: (Usual gritchin' 'n groaning) Jean-Pierre is (Expletive censored by guitar riff) experimenting in the kitchen AGAIN?

TOKI: (Freaks out) NO'S....Jean's-P's-Err's CAN'T's makes peeled eyeballs withs CUTES LITTLES AN-NIM-MALS!!!

SKWISGAAR: (Scoffs) Toki's whines likes a cries-babies 'cuz he duzzent wants no cutes littles puppies ams kittens eyes ins the stew!

NATHAN: (Roars) HEY! We can't EAT stew that has goofball dawgs and wayward kitties...(ROARS)...WE CAN'T!!!!

TOKI: (Grateful) Oh's thanks you's, Nath's-enns!

NATHAN: We eat stew...with the peeled eyeballs of...(ROARS)...DEAD PEOPLE!

TOKI: (Puzzled) But's woodent deads peeples be's looking at us?

PICKLES: Iff dere wearin' CONTACT LENSES or GLASSES.

NATHAN: (Thinks...not too hard) GLASSES...

(Later...much, much later...in Jean-Pierre's kitchen)

CFO: (Tries to break free from Nathan's G.I. Joe-like 'kung fu' grip) NO!!!! You are NOT going to use MY EYES for a cooking experiment!

NATHAN: (ROARS) PAL WITH US!

DK: (In unison) Yeah...PAL AROUND WITH US!!!

FINIS

[holkimcardie1]

Okay, TVbythenumbers.com has the full press release for Adult Swim's 2011-2012 season from the upfronts here

· METALOCALYPSE – From creators Brendon Small and Tommy Blacha, the fourth season of the animated series Metalocalypse premieres in the spring of 2012. The series chronicles Dethklok’s crusades into darkness and their exploitation as the world’s most popular metal band and most significant cultural force.

[klokateer513]

2012???

(Nathan-like roar: NOOOOOOO!!!!)

[holkimcardie1]

Well, hopefully this will mean we'll get a straight run of episodes without a break of months between sections.

After all, 2nd season started 9 months after the end of the 1st, but we got only 6 episodes in that part. Came back about 6- 6 1/2 months later (if you don't count the April Fool's surprise) with the remaining 14.

Then it was 15 months between the end of season 2 and the start of season 3. Granted we got an album and a tour in those months. And we only got 5 episodes, half the season, then. It was another 9 months between part 1 & part 2 of season 3.

So this is really par for the course.

[AgentZ12the2nd]

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klokateer513 wrote:

2012???

(Nathan-like roar: NOOOOOOO!!!!)

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Spring of 2012, huh? At least we'll get some new Dethklok before the world ends.

[klokateer513]

TOKI: (Worried) The world ams ends Sunday!

NATHAN: (Thinking...not very hard) The world's gonna end...(Thinks and murmurs)...The world's gonna end...(ROARS)...THE WORLD'S GONNA END?

CFO: (Tries to be re-assuring; to Nathan) Nathan, the world is NOT coming to an en...

NATHAN: (Expletive censored by guitar riff) METAL!

PICKLES: YEAH...(Another expletive censored by guitar riff) METT-TELL, DOODS!

MURDERFACE: Dethklok should have a (Yet another expletive censored by guitar riff) end-of-the-world concert...WITH GUNS FIRING OFF...big, bad-a $ $ GUNS!!!!

SKWISGAAR: With lotz of the skanns-e-est wummen ams the MILF'S ams the's G-MILFS!

NATHAN: (Roars) AND BEER! LOTS OF BEER!

PICKLES: Don't fergett da DRUGGS!

CFO: (Defensive) Boys, there's NOT going to be an end-of-the world concert because the world is NOT coming to an end!

(Dead silence)

NATHAN: (Serious; to CFO) How can you be SURE?

CFO: (Lets out a deep sigh...and feels that a migrane is about to start inside his head) End-of-the-world concert it is! I'll make all the arrangements!

DK: (With the exception of Toki) AWWWWWRIIIIGHT!

TOKI: (To CFO; in a hesistant voice-like an unsure child asking its strict parent) Can's I's has PONIES RIDES...ams MAKES

SHIFTS AMS-MUSE-MENTS PARK...(Stars getting excited)...withs rollers coasters...ams Ferris Wheels...ams cots-tonn's candies...(Real excited)...AMS CORN'S DOGS!!!

SKWISGAAR: (Scoffs) It's ams the's ends-of-the-world conn's certs ams Toki's wants to spends it like littles boy!

TOKI: (Shouts at Skwisgaar) It's my's ends-of-the-world ams I wants to ends it MY'S WAY ams NOT SHOOTS GUNS likes Murr-Durr-Face ams NOT get's DRUNKS likes Nates-enns ams NOT gets HIGH likes Pickle ams NOT haves MILFS ams G-MILFS likes you!

NATHAN: (Quiet) Guys...we didn't ask Charles how he wants to spend the end the world at out end-of-the-world concert...(Seriously looks at CFO) Charles?

Sunday...the BIG day:

CFO: (With his brandy snifter in one hand and a big fat stogie in the other; to his 'boys') Cigar?

MURDERFACE: It's naught one of those (Expletive...blah-blah-blah) EXPLODING CIGARS, it is?

CFO: William, I guarantee you I would NOT do such a thing....

MURDERFACE: (Cuts CFO off) Yeah, yeah, yeah....ROBOT!!! (Murderface lights up the cigar....only to get an unpleasant surprise)

BOOM!

DK laughs.

CFO: (Finishes off sentance)...but, being that this IS the 'end-of-the-world'...(Sly smile...DK still laughs)

FINIS

[kit0969]

SEASON 4 !!!!! Man bout time I still haven't recovered from my metalocoypse withdrawals. and believe me they are brutal =P

[the-rebel-angel]

Ugh I understand that... Just **beast** that we have to wait a while...

[Cataris]

Has there been any news regarding the dethalbum 3?

[holkimcardie1]

The closest news we got is from Brendon's interview with MXDWN.com I have posted.  He said they'll work on season 4 and when that's done, then they'll work on the next album.

[klokateer513]

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METAL!

[IronReaver]

Awesome awesome awesome!!