01-22-2012 08:58 PM - edited 01-22-2012 11:25 PM
Oh, lords, I guess whichever one fits the best. I have most of them Including the first season presskit one. Which I wore when I saw Dethklok the first two tours- 2007 & 2008. Wore one of the 2008 tour shirts in 2009.
01-22-2012 11:25 PM
I know. I don't know what's causing it. It doesn't happen all the time, but sometimes it's there.
01-23-2012 08:56 AM
01-23-2012 01:16 PM
TOKI: (Freaks out) She ams wants to FLASH BRENNS DON? Brenns Donns ams tens years olds boy!
NATHAN: (Whispers to Pickles) hasta learn sumtime...huh...huh?
MURDERFACE: Flashing will teach Brendon to respect wummen...he'll tell 'em he's making a documentary on their (Expletive censored by guitar riff) and they'll show him their (Another expletive censored by the well-known guitar riff) thinking that the little
(Expletive...blah, blah. blah) REPECTS them! (Scheming) WHAT A PLAN!
Later...much, much later:
A DD-cupper slaps Murderface's lecherous face. Brendon Small, of 'Home Movies' fame...or infamy, video tapes the action with his camcorder.
MURDERFACE: (Agnry) HEY! You erase that (Expletive...la-ti-dah) RIGHT NOW! (Begins chasing Brendon, who still video tapes.)
01-23-2012 05:06 PM
01-24-2012 03:54 PM
In my short stories, Toki confuses Brendon Small the creator with Brendon Small the 'Homer Movies' cartoon character. Only CFO can differentiate from the two Brendons.
01-27-2012 11:01 PM
must have banana stickers
01-28-2012 06:57 PM
NATHAN: (Muttering to himself) Banana stickers...(Talks a little louder)....banana stickers...(ROARS)...I WANT BANANA STICKERS!
CFO: I have made the order on-line...your banana stickers should arrive in a matter of weeks.
NATHAN: (Roaring like an out-of-control bull) I WANT BANANA STICKERS!
TOKI: (Excited) OH'S! I ams wants the banana stickers!
SKWISGAAR: I ams wantings the banana stickers too!
TOKI: (Miffed) Stops copies me!
SKWISGAAR: (Lashes back at Toki) Yous stops copies me!
MURDERFACE: (Threatens CFO with his knife) Gimmee the (Expletive censored by guitar riff) banana stickers, or I'm gonna (Another expletive censored by the well-known guitar riff) your (Expletive...la-ti-dah) off and the Red Tie Coven WON'T have a reason to (Expletive...blah-blah-blah) with YOU!
CFO: There's no need to go through extremes, William (Opens a drawer and takes out a bunch of bananas that have stickers on their peels) There are plenty of bananas...bananas...bananas for...EVERYONE!
PICKLES: (Overjoyed) An we kin SMOKE da SKINS!
NATHAN: (Roars) BANANA STICKERS!
DK attacks the ripen golden fruit. CFO watches.
CFO: Bananas...over bananas.
01-28-2012 09:01 PM
THAT BANANAS MINE
01-30-2012 01:17 PM
BY: Klokateer 5-13
When last left, DK and their lawyer/manager/stoopid sloppy drunk getter/pal-arounder/CFO CFO where going bananas over...
Well...banana stickers, actually.
The potassium party suddenly gets crashed: Holkie, dressed like Carmen Miranda and wearing a GIANT tutti-fruitti hat on her crimson head o' hair, shakes her groove thang in front of an embarrassed CFO's bespectiled face.
HOLKIE: (Shaking her rattles; sings) I'm Chiquita banana and I've come to say!
Bananas have to ripen in a certain way!
NATHAN: (Whispers to Pickles) OVER-ripen!
Pickles nods in agreement...Holkie still makes a fool outr of herself.
HOLKIE: When they are flecked brown spots & have a golden hue
Bananas taste best and are best for YOU!
PICKLES: (Puzzled) Brown spots? When I SMOKE dem, I get PURP-PLE...or HAWT PINK...
HOLKIE: (Still singing to CFO, who reaches for his desk drawer and takes out a Costco-sized bottle of ibprofen) You can put them in a salad...
(Holkie does something completely SHOCKING and APPAULING and could get her booted from her AS moderator duties:
she IMMEDIATELY lifts up her Carmen Miranda dress and does her own Serveta Skwisgaar non-Christmas flashing at CFO, who takes off his glasses and pinches his nose)
HOLKIE: You can put them in a ...(LOTS OF EMPHASIS)...PIE-AYE!!!
Toki immediately throws up. Murderface leers at Holkie and tries to have his way with her, but he literally and figuratively gets pie...in his face. Skwisgaar closes his eyes and plays his Gibson Explorer nervously...Nathan stares down at his banana, and tosses it over his burly shoulder.
PICKLES: Sumtimes I see RED spots....or yella...
HOLKIE: (Singing) Any way you want to (Another blantant sexual reference) 'EAT" them...It's IMPOSSIBLE to (Innuendo...blah-blah-blah) BEAT them!
CFO: (Whines...loooks like he's about to cry) HELP ME!
NATHAN: (Films his 'father figure' with a video camera) We would...but it's just too FUNNY!
HOLKIE: (Singing) But, bananas, like the climate of the very, very tropical equator!
So you should NEVER put bananas...IN THE REFRIDGERATOR!
Suddenly and without any warning to Holkie, a pair of unknown hands spring up from CFO's desk, grab her and throw her in CFO's brandy refrigerator. Then, the mysterious hands are revealed: those hands are...MINE!
K 5-13 is dressed...stupidly and ridiculously...in bananas with a rope-like string sewn though them: she is SUPPOSED to resemble Josephine Baker wearing her infamous banana dress and doing her even more infamous banana dance!)
K 5-13 sings to CFO...badly...in French. (She strip teases by pulling off the bananas very, VERY SLOOOOOWLY and one...by....one.
CFO: (Lets out a LOUD moan)
NATHAN: (Shakes his raven head; to CFO) You've got the weirdest fans!
CFO: (Puts head on desk; feeling defeated) HELP ME!
PICKLES: Sumtimes, I see PINK ELLA-PHANTS!
TOKI: (Puzzled) On PARADE?
FINI...for now CFO has to recover.
01-30-2012 11:22 PM
Pickles I see pink elephants right now they just keep staring at me
01-31-2012 03:38 PM
TOKI: (Excited) OHS...PINKS Ellas-Phunts! Do's yous ams sees DUMBO?
SKWISGAAR: (Conceited; looks at Toki with utter comtempt) I ams seeings Dumbs-Bo's RIGHTS NOW!
PICKLES: (In his usual drunken/high stupor; to Nathan) ITTS DUMBO! (Grabs Nathan's nose) I'm Timothy the Mouse...Lemme
RIDE yer NOSE, Dumbo!
(Nathan responds by punching Pickles a la the way he punched out Damian Cornicholson in 'Renovation Klok.' )
PICKLES: ('Sees' the crows from the Disney movie Dumbo and sings) I think I've seen about ev'ry thing...but I ain't seen an ella-phant fly...oh, my...I ain't seen an ella-phant fly!
01-31-2012 10:42 PM
never seen a flying ellaphant if I do im catching it and keeping it as a pet
02-01-2012 11:18 AM
02-01-2012 02:57 PM
NATHAN: (Usual roaring) I AM METT-TAL! DETHKLOK IS METT-TAL!
TOKI: (Usual confusion) Hows ams yous be metal? Yous ams humans...humans ams have skin and flesh!
NATHAN: (Roaring) FLESH EATING BACTERIA!
PICKLES: (To Nathan) Dood..use Lysol!
TOKI: Yeahs! Lysols kills 99's percents of germs!
PICKLES: Dood...whott a bout da ONE PUR-CENT!
TOKI: (Really confused) One's perr-cent ams GERM!
NATHAN: (Roaring) GERMS ARE METT-TAL...BRING ON THE ONE PERCENT!
CFO: One percent? Is this 'Occupy Dethklok?'
SKWISGAAR: Iffs this ams Occupies Dethklok, I ams wants it occupies withs G-MILFS!
NATHAN: (Roaring) BEER! Occupy Dethklok with BEER!
TOKI: (Excited) Ams CANDIES! Ams cereals withs marshmallows candies...likes LUCKIES CHARMS!
MURDERFACE: (Expletive censored by guitar riff) YEAH...but NOT those (Another expletive censored by the well-known guitar riff) RAINBOWS! Rainbows are G A Y!
TOKI: (Whimpers) Buts rainbows ams metals!
MURDERFACE: Rainbows are NOT metal!
TOKI: Metal gods ams ride rainbow...Ritchie Blackmore has group thats ams called 'Rainbow!'
PICKLES: Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow!
NATHAN: Ritchie Blackmore SHOULD have a COLORLESS rainbow!
TOKI: (Rebels) But ifs rainbows ams not color, it's ams WONT'S be a rainbow!
PICKLES: Toad-Kee's right...(Dumbfounded)...wot's a rainbow dat's gots NO COLOR called?
NATHAN: (Thinks...not very hard...mutters) Colorless rainbow....(ponders)...colorless rainbow...(Finally roars) NO-BOW!
DK: (In unison) NO-BOW!
NATHAN: (Roars in CFO's face) NO-BOW!!!!!
CFO: I'll have the publishers at Webster's Dictionary print the word 'No-Bow' in their next edition...this may take a while...(Starts to take off his glasses and begins to pinch his nose as if Excedrin Headache Number 1 Million is coming on)...A LONG WHILE! (Walks off) Don't wait up!
02-02-2012 11:43 AM
02-02-2012 05:53 PM
Actually, I thought of a BETTER, more Dethklok-ish name for a colorless rainbow: 'PAIN-BOW!'
(Fan-fic min-story in the works...I hafta get lyrics for 'Over the Rainbow')
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