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[ZorakFan3271]

In Alaska, smurfs are green.

(Yes, I know I've ripped off the concept of This Ain't Applebees thread, but with Alphonse's comparisons with Alaska to San Diego but I thought this still might be fun to do) 

[noobull]

In Alaska we don't poop, we sloop.

[ZorakFan3271]

In Alaska, we don't  even have gravity. 

[noobull]

In Alaska, it's always a bear market.

[ZorakFan3271]

In Alaska, we hate Nebraska. 

[ZorakFan3271]

In Alaska, we have no need for a left testicle. 

[noobull]

In Alaska, the sun doesn't set, it spikes.

[noobull]

In Alaska, Martin Luther King Day is only two hours long.

[noobull]

In Alaska, you don't have to eat many apples to keep the doctor away.

[ZorakFan3271]

In Alaska, Veterans Day and Valentines Day are on the same day. 

[noobull]

In Alaska, we don't French kiss, we Eskimo kiss.

[SaintCervixCancer]

In Alaska, we can see Stalin hesitatin'!

[ZorakFan3271]

In Alaska, phonies are lonely. 

[ThereWillBeBabbling]

In Alaska, we don't babble, we rabble!

[noobuII]

In Alaska, you don't get your bang on, you get your wang on.

[noobull]

In Alaska, you don't bear arms, you polar bear arms.

[noobuII]

In Alaska, we have February 29th every year!

[ZorakFan3271]

In Alaska, this thread has more posts in it then "This Ain't Applebees"

[noobull]

In Alaska, that Levi Johnston guy is a stud.

[ZorakFan3271]

In Alaska, the Easter Bunny is the Easter Cockroach. 

[noobrule]

I don't get sick on broats in Alaska.

[noobull]

In Alaska, you don't have to say "in Alaska" because that's where you are.

[noobull]

In Alaska, there is literally only two Applebee's. I blame the Russians.

[noobull]

In Alaska, joke makes Yakov Smirnoff.

[ZorakFan3271]

In Alaska, Jeff Goldblum is the president.