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[ZorakFan3271]

In Alaska, Elvis is alive.

[noobull]

In Alaska, it doesn't rain cats and dogs, it rains mountain lions and gray wolves.

[noobuII]

In Alaska, we don't have peeping toms, we have peeping bears!

[ZorakFan3271]

In Alaska, bars serve ice cream. 

[Gene_starwend]

Unalaska is in Alaska.

There's my two bits from this Alaskan. Funny stuff I've read though. 

[viperxmns]

In Alaska, cake bakes you

[noobull]

In Afghanistan, it's not first and goal, it's first and goat.

[noobull]

In Alaska, zombies can't move. 'cause they're frozen.

[ZorakFan3271]

In Alaska, we have a Can-oe spirit. 

[noobull]

Back in Alaska, we froze our doors shut.

[SwimMod_Luuv]

In Alaska the roads are made of snow, so they never need to be plowed.

[SwimMod_Luuv]

In Alaska, Moose is mayor.

[SwimMod_Luuv]

In Alaska, Frankenhole was never cancelled.

[SwimMod_Luuv]

In Alaska you got single digit temps in March... OH WAIT THAT IS NOT ALASKA AT ALL THAT'S RIGHT HERE WHERE I AM