NTSF:SD:SUV::

[noobuII]

This ain't Applebee's, you can't just shave your sheep here.

(This is the NTSF version of the Attention Staff thread, designed to keep the folder from terminal status. Feel free to contribute. Or not.)

[StephenHero]

This isn't Applebee's, you can't show up in uniform, on time and sober.

[noobuII]

This ain't Applebee's, you can't just throw your hands in the air like you just don't care.

[noobull]

This ain't Applebee's, you can't just wear nothing but a tie here.

[ZorakFan3271]

You can't punch a hooker in the face, this ain't Applebee's 

[noobull]

This ain't Applebee's, you can't just dress up like a rabid raccoon and maul everyone.

[noobull]

This ain't Applebee's, you can't just stuff your turkey with two entrees and an appetizer for only $20.

[YourDeadGayMom]

You can't insult the Sister Twins from which my life was sprung, this ain't Applebee's.

[noobull]

This ain't Applebee's, you can't just dip your pen in the company ink!

[YourDeadGayMom]

This ain't Applebee's, you can't just dip your talking pencil into a bank robber!

[ZorakFan3271]

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YourDeadGayMom wrote:
This ain't Applebee's, you can't just dip your talking pencil into a bank robber!

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This ain't Applebees, you can't just mix references. 

[YourDeadGayMom]

This ain't Applebee's, you can't negate the premise!

[noobull]

This ain't Applebee's, you can't just dress up like a clown and practice medicine.

[StephenHero]

(Too obvious, but)

This isn't Applebee's, you can't make 'This Isn't Applebee's' jokes here.

[ZorakFan3271]

Damnit, you stole my line. 

This isn't Applebees, you can't go off stealing other people's lines. 

[StephenHero]

This isn't Applebee's, you can't get upset and complain.

Conversely:

This isn't Applebee's, the customers can't make a mistake (... 'casue they're not at Applebee's).

[noobull]

This ain't Applebee's, you can't just shove a harmonica up your nose and call it your son.

[noobull]

This ain't Applebee's, you can't just go to Chili's and use their menus as toilet paper.

[ZorakFan3271]

This ain't Applebees, black people are allowed. 

[FinShaggy]

This ain't AppleBee's, go back to your seat Mrs.Park's (Rosa)

[noobull]

This ain't Applebee's, you just can't have your dog lick the grilled chicken to make it moist.

[noobuII]

This ain't Applebee's, you can't just stick bananas in people's tailpipes.

[noobull]

This ain't Applebee's, get the hell outta here!

[ZorakFan3271]

This ain't Applebees, this is Pineapplebees. 

[StephenHero]

This isn't Applebee's, you can't order off the menu here.