NTSF:SD:SUV::

[noobull]

This ain't Applebee's, you can't just offer anyone in the place the chance to stuff a pigeon.

[noobull]

This ain't Applebee's, you can't just play the bongos naked here.

[noobuII]

This ain't Applebee's, you can't just poop wherever.

[noobull]

This ain't Applebee's, eat your Christmas dinner somewhere else!

[noobull]

This ain't Applebee's, our staff cannot help you lose your virginity, mainly because we don't make pies here.

[ZorakFan3271]

This ain't Applebees, you can't celebrate Christmas here, this is Islamic terrority. 

[Team10000]

This ain't Applebee's, you can't just yell aloud "THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END," take off your pants, and do jumping jacks.

[ZorakFan3271]

This ain't Applebees, we don't follow the Mayan calendar. 

[noobull]

This ain't Applebee's, you can't just make a sandwich with two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions on a sesame seed bun and call it a Whopper.

[noobull]

This ain't Applebee's, we don't serve those kind of crabs here.

[noobull]

This ain't Applebee's..... this is spinal tap.

[noobull]

This ain't Applebee's! It's Grizzlebee's! You'll wish you had less fun!

[ZorakFan3271]

This ain't Applebees, you can't make comparisons between Alaska and San Diego here. 

[ZorakFan3271]

This ain't Applebees, you don't need a left testicle here. 

[noobull]

This ain't Applebee's, so take your confetti and get the hell out

[noobull]

This ain't Applebee's, find another place to have a touching father-son reuinion!

[noobull]

This ain't Applebee's.... I bet you wish it was, huh...... punk.

[ZorakFan3271]

This ain't Appleebees, you won't just see Chris Tucker roaming around the place one day. 

[noobull]

This ain't Applebee's! Stop setting the tables on fire!

[noobull]

This ain't Applebee's, that's just way too high class for Applebee's.

[noobull]

This ain't Applebee's, you can't just run up to a table, grab a cup of water, take a sip or pour it on yourself, then just throw the cup on the ground instead of in a trash can here.

[ZorakFan3271]

This ain't Applebees, you can't just chop up some guy to bits with a chainsaw. 

[noobull]

This ain't Applebee's, this is To Catch a Predator. Why don't you have a seat right here?

[noobull]

This ain't Applebee's, the carpet must match the drapes!

[ThereWillBeBabbling]

This ain't Applebee's, no babbling allowed.