'Cause I just thought of something the other day (that I hope nobody else has suggested).
Now, as we all know, Jessie isn't the kind of girl you bring home... I mean, look at that mess. Ugh, it's like Meg Griffin come to life in the middle of a garbage heap that's been showered by a sewage treatment plant. And don't even get me started on those trollish cave dwellers she was with in last week's episode.
Getting away from the vomit inducing thought that is Jessie's face, I was wondering what the rest of the ASMB thought of some of the other NTSF staff - that is, is Piper attractive? (We already know Kove is "smoking hot", I mean look at that fine example of mighty woman and tell me you to want to take a bite out of that sweet meat.)
I submit to the HELPeR(s) of this folder the subject for the first poll: Piper, is she hot?
Now I know I haven't made friends here, and I'm sure my simply saying "HELPeR" in the title is going to make a few people assume the complete opposite of this message's point, so I can understand if this doesn't happen. Well regardless, here's to the hope of at least a humorous debate on the subject where nobody gets upset because we're all just making jokes (except about how hideous Jessie is).
History is a nightmare from which I am trying awake.