Neon Genesis Evangelion

[Zatoichi200X]

When Dr. Ikari said that he was proud of Shinji.

Dr. Ikari: Shinji..I proud of you..good Job..

Shinji: *Smiles and goes to Asuka* What now **bleep**...you can't beat me...You got no game...

Asuka: *Crys in German and runs off*

[Cille]

You just made me think of what would happen if Gendo started talking street.

Thank you for that.

[spiceweasel228]

How does one cry in German?

[Splitter]

Asuka: I will do the German dance for you. It's fun and gay and tra-la-la....

Shinji: Time to kick some a.ss!

Misato: Hi, my name is Misato.... and I'm an alcoholic.

Group: Hi, Misato.

Rei: Like, OHMYGOD!!! Is that not the COOLEST giant robot you've ever seen?! It's, like, so BIG! SWEET!

Gendo: Still constipated?

Keel: You know it.

[TheUrgeT0Herbal]

Rei: yay.

....

[Shadowstaarr]

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spiceweasel228 wrote:
How does one cry in German?

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Picture pulling out one of the Governator's nose hairs. That it what it sounds like.


Shinji: Dance with my, Asuka! Dance the dance of life!

[HeeroYuy135]

Shinji: I admit it - I'M EMO!!!

Message Edited by HeeroYuy135 on 01-13-2006 09:09 PM

[TheUrgeT0Herbal]

Shinji-"**bleep** Asuka, break me off a slice o' that booty, eh rei, don't feel left out, come join us!"

[Doom_Metal_Alchemist]

Asuka: "LOOK AT MY **bleep**! LOOK AT 'EM LOOK AT 'EM LOOK AT 'EM LOOK AT 'EM!!!!!"

[HeeroYuy135]

Asuka: sings Blümchen - Heut ist mein Tag

[TheUrgeT0Herbal]

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Doom_Metal_Alchemist wrote:
Asuka: "LOOK AT MY **bleep**! LOOK AT 'EM LOOK AT 'EM LOOK AT 'EM LOOK AT 'EM!!!!!"

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well i hate to say it, but she is saying that. Not with words, but with ehr actions *flirting, swimsuits, vanity, and shinji's "lesson"

[Shadowstaarr]

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TheUrgeT0Herbal wrote:

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Doom_Metal_Alchemist wrote:
Asuka: "LOOK AT MY **bleep**! LOOK AT 'EM LOOK AT 'EM LOOK AT 'EM LOOK AT 'EM!!!!!"

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well i hate to say it, but she is saying that. Not with words, but with ehr actions *flirting, swimsuits, vanity, and shinji's "lesson"

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Haha, actually....

[Cille]

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Doom_Metal_Alchemist wrote:
Asuka: "LOOK AT MY **bleep**! LOOK AT 'EM LOOK AT 'EM LOOK AT 'EM LOOK AT 'EM!!!!!"

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Yeah, dude. These are things that Eva characters wouldn't say.

[arbitrarysilo85]

Misato: Dear God Kaji! Take me NOW!! *dives into Kaji's arms*

Kaji: Go away Misato. Got a meeting w/ Ikari to get to.

[spiceweasel228]

Rei: ""

Rei: ""

Rei: ""

Rei: ""

Rei: ""

Rei: ""

Rei: ""

[Heartless_Warrior]

Shinji: "Asuka..f*ck off!"

Rei: "Yeah, shut the hell up for once"

Asuka: "I am sorry guys"

[This would only happen in my dreams]

[TheUrgeT0Herbal]

all of a sudden, during training, Rei and her eva break out in song singing...

Rei:
"You tell me you're in love with me
like you can't take your pretty eyes away from me
it's not that I don't wanna stay
but every time you come too close I move away

I wanna believe in everything that you say
'cause it sounds so good
but if you really want me, move slow
there's things about me you just have to know"

Rei, Asuka, Shinji and Evas:
"sometimes I run
sometimes I hide
sometimes I'm scared of you
but all I really want is to hold you tight
treat you right, be with you day and night
baby all I need is time"

Rei:
"I don't wanna be so shy
every time that I'm alone I wonder why
hope that you will wait for me
you'll see that you're the only one for me

I wanna believe in everything that you say
'cause it sounds so good
but if you really want me, move slow
there's things about me you just have to know?

Rei, Asuka, Shinji and Evas:

"I'll just hang around and you'll see
there's nowhere I'd rather be
if you love me, trust in me
the way that I trust in you"

[matrixman124]

asuka:  *speaks in spanish*

shinji:  WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

misato: ah! yummy non-alcoholic beer!

rei:  STFU, B!TCH!

Gendo: FLOWERS FOR EVERYONE! LALALA LALA! 

[He_who_watches_anime]

Shinji: (In a banana suit) ITS PENUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PENUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! (Starts dancing around)

[Bleacher_]

Shinji:"I love life"

But I will tell you one thing:

evangelion s ucks

[wolfpreist]

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Doom_Metal_Alchemist wrote:
Asuka: "LOOK AT MY **bleep**! LOOK AT 'EM LOOK AT 'EM LOOK AT 'EM LOOK AT 'EM!!!!!"

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dude im fairly sure she says either that or something very similar in either the directors cut or one of the movies.....

[Arthur_Gumby]

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Cille wrote:

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Doom_Metal_Alchemist wrote:
Asuka: "LOOK AT MY **bleep**! LOOK AT 'EM LOOK AT 'EM LOOK AT 'EM LOOK AT 'EM!!!!!"

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Yeah, dude. These are things that Eva characters wouldn't say.

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Of course not.  Asuka would never say that...

Touji:  Ah, screw my sister.  She has doctors looking after her.  She'll be fine, after all.  You know, those Evas are pretty awesome.

[KikiDMonkey]

Asuka: ...

Shinji: SHWING! or Giggity giggity giggity giggity!

Rei: *holding shotgun* Say something Asuka! Say one more F-ing thing! Go on! Give me a reason!

Misato: Non-alcoholic please.

Pen Pen: Moo.

[Zatoichi200X]

Asuka: What does Evangelion look like?
Brett: What?
Asuka country you from?
Brett: What?
Asuka: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Asuka: ENGLISH, MOTHER**bleep**ER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Asuka: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Asuka: Describe what Evangelion ooks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Asuka: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, mother**bleep**er. Say what one more goddamn time

[jade_kushrenada]

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Zatoichi200X wrote:

Asuka: What does Evangelion look like?
Brett: What?
Asuka country you from?
Brett: What?
Asuka: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Asuka: ENGLISH, MOTHER**bleep**ER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Asuka: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Asuka: Describe what Evangelion ooks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Asuka: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, mother**bleep**er. Say what one more goddamn time

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Yeah, I can see her saying that too....oh boy.