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Zatoichi200X wrote:
When Dr. Ikari said that he was proud of Shinji.Dr. Ikari: Shinji..I proud of you..good Job..Shinji: *Smiles and goes to Asuka* What now **bleep**...you can't beat me...You got no game...Asuka: *Crys in German and runs off*
funny 
but this is from the evas themselves
unit1: why do they make us killl our bretheren
unit 3: i dont get it either
Unit 2: idiots dont be little **bleep**.es just fight
shinji: but........
unit2: :shoots gun at shinji: 1 down 2 to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zatoichi200X wrote:
Kaji sees Gendo playing golf in the hallway. Then He puts on a mustage.Kaji: Good gooddayGendo: Hiy...waut wa minute *chases Kaji and beats himup with the golf clubs* You have enough money to buy youself a fake mustage, but don't enouth to pay me back
Gendo: Where's my money, man? I want my money. Don't make a fool of me, man.
Zatoichi200X wrote:
WarFalcon wrote:
Shinji: Hey Ritsuko, wanna make a man outta me and let me lose my virginity to you?
Ritsuko: OK *They do it*.
Maya: Let's make a threesome
Rei: Can I join in?
Kaji:Now this I like*joins in*
Kenuske: Wait, I've got to get my camera!!!!!
Fuyutski
h no! the Angel's about to destroy melon-shakers, the "gentlemans" club!
Zurel: All your base are belong to us!
Shinji: boy, the way Glenn Giller played.
Asuka: Songs that made the hit parade
Shinji: guys like us we had it made
Both: Those were the days
Asuka: and you knew where you WERE THEN!!
Shinji: Girls were girls and men were men
Both: mister we could use a mand like Gendo Ikari again
Shinji: Didn't need no welfare states
Asuka: everybody pulled his weight
Bothe: Gee our old Evas ran great, THOSE WERE THE DAYS!!!!
Israfel:*starts clapping*
Gendo:*crying* it's so beutiful.
WarFalcon wrote:
Shinji: Hey Ritsuko, wanna make a man outta me and let me lose my virginity to you?
Ritsuko: OK *They do it*.
Maya: Let's make a threesome
Rei: Can I join in?
Kaji:Now this I like*joins in*
Kenuske: Wait, I've got to get my camera!!!!!
Fuyutski
h no! the Angel's about to destroy melon-shakers, the "gentlemans" club!Zurel: All your base are belong to us!
Shinji: boy, the way Glenn Giller played.
Asuka: Songs that made the hit parade
Shinji: guys like us we had it made
Both: Those were the days
Asuka: and you knew where you WERE THEN!!
Shinji: Girls were girls and men were men
Both: mister we could use a mand like Gendo Ikari again
Shinji: Didn't need no welfare states
Asuka: everybody pulled his weight
Bothe: Gee our old Evas ran great, THOSE WERE THE DAYS!!!!
Israfel:*starts clapping*
Gendo:*crying* it's so beutiful.
GARHUNT05 wrote:
Asuka: I know what boys like I know what guys want...
Shinji(to Asuka): every little thing I do never seems enough for you. You don't want to lose it again, but I'm not like them. Maybe when you finally get to love sombaody; Guess what IT'S GONNA BE ME!
Misato: *Belches*
Rei: ***bleep** pacifier twice*
Shinji: Ay! carumba
Gendo:Exellent
Asuka: HA HA!
Risuko: Hmmmmmmm
Kaji: D'oh
Angels:Thank you come again
*Everyone gathers around Fuyutski*
Fuyutski: If any one needs me I'll be in my room.
Kaji: What kind of catchphrase is that?
Kiba226 wrote:
Shinji so wouldnt do this
THAT, by far, is the funniest FU>CK<ING THING I have EVER seen, heard, or READ of... in the anime world. Jeez, who made that?! They are a freakin' GENIUS!
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