Heroic Spirit: Confucius
Name: Dynama von Gosschlinger III
Gender: Female all the way, baby
Age: 700 Chinaman years
Class: Berserker
Noble Phantasm: Finger-blaster
Looks: Clad in her yellow and red dress with various hoochie-coochie Chinese symbols, Dynama is busty with shocks of white hair under her broad straw hat. Her long sleeves hide her nicely trimmed fingernails, and she walks in rough leather shoes that have spikes underneath them. You can see her bare legs all the way up to her metal underwear with the silk lining, but her breasts are the domain of no bra's power.
Personality: Dynama's a flaming tiger in the sack of the heat, burning 200 degrees, earning her the name "Mrs. Fahrenheit". But when she's not finger-blasting, she prefers to lay back and sip oysters under the moonlight, contemplating all those Confucius gibberty-whatzits that ain't got no sense to leave well enough alone. Plus, she enjoys pointing out the incongruity of her shoes to her dress before kicking someone in the face.
Story: Dynama lost her lover Ambrosia Silverdread to wandering cannibals under the reign of Fizzbuck Mintres. She tracked down and killed the cannibals, rescuing pieces of her beloved from their stomachs, but it was not enough to rebuild her. She wants the Grail to tear Fizzbuck into as many pieces as her Ambrosia was so that she may be alive again by his torture.
Fun fact: Dynama shares several genomes as Dynama von Gosschlinger IV of the Kaishi reality and may be a distant relative through complex avenues.
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