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[BadMothergrocer]

You know, if I went through what Yuri from Angel Beats had to endure.

I'd make God eat His nipples off.

[studster1011]

Why are you assuming god is a male?

[Megiddo]

Blaming God for the actions of man is just stupid.

[HardcoreHunter]

I know it's the most depressing anime ever D:

[HardcoreHunter]

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Megiddo wrote:
Blaming God for the actions of man is just stupid.

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So is blaming man for the actions of God yet people always find a way.

[Chappi_The_Rabbit]

Haruhi Suzumiya? Eh, she'd probably scissor Yuri like mad. It's not blasphemy because Haruhi blesses it

[THERAPISTWIZARD]

You know what? That's fair. Just substitute "balls" for "ovaries".

I should be more sensitive to gender identity in deities.

[THERAPISTWIZARD]

Tell that to Yuri. Go on.

[THERAPISTWIZARD]

Well, that part was, but it was a light-hearted episode in other ways. Really, that was just the second episode.

[THERAPISTWIZARD]

Haruhi is the God of her reality, though. I don't know what would happen if she started raping girls in other realities. She'd probably trib them into oblivion.

But that's a good idea for a fanfic, I CALLED IT!

[Megiddo]

She found out herself.

It wasn't the doing of some God.

[Chappi_The_Rabbit]

She'd have Mikuru timetravel to that other dimension, Yuki create an HTML portal straight to Yuri's afterlife, or Koizumi might know a path as he's always secretive. Judging from Mikuru being Haruhi's Odalisque, I would imagine her fierce dedication to get herself some Yuri

[THERAPISTWIZARD]

But I clearly saw God fleeing the scene of the crime!

Like my hips, these eyes don't lie.

[THERAPISTWIZARD]

Yes, those words and names you said make sense to me.

Tell you what: you write it, and I get a story credit.

[LordJupiter]

That's just silly.

YHVH doesn't have balls or nipples.

[THERAPISTWIZARD]

Do you want to be spanked with moon rocks?

[LordJupiter]

How do you spank someone with moonrocks?

[THERAPISTWIZARD]

You get moon rocks and spank them for being a nerd.

It's not rocket science...kinda.

[LordJupiter]

But why would you spank the moonrocks? Aren't you suppose to spank a person with the moonrocks?

[THERAPISTWIZARD]

You got me with that dang dangling modifier.

That's why you're the Lord.

[HardcoreHunter]

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Chappi_The_Rabbit wrote:

Haruhi Suzumiya? Eh, she'd probably scissor Yuri like mad. It's not blasphemy because Haruhi blesses it

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That would have been a good twist for the end....If they found god and it was Haruhi...Then they could say how much Yuri looks like her.

[HardcoreHunter]

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THERAPISTWIZARD wrote:
Well, that part was, but it was a light-hearted episode in other ways. Really, that was just the second episode.

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Every episode was depressing. What about the one with the girl who wanted to do a Germen Suplex ......Except in the dub no one knew how to say Suplex D:< 

[THERAPISTWIZARD]

I have only watched to the second episode.

So don't spoil my impending despair, please.

[Chappi_The_Rabbit]

So I'm the Matt Damon to your Ben Affleck, huh?

[THERAPISTWIZARD]

I know, I know, but the one with the dimple ends up simple.

But the one named Damon gets all the babes, hon.