02-10-2012 07:03 PM
"Um.. w-what is... takoyaki power?"
"Well, that is--! When Shigure-niisan eats takoyaki, he transforms into a great warrior..."
"No I don't." - Mitchan asking Ritsu a question and Shigure's reaction.
02-10-2012 09:58 PM
"I managed to capture Italy... but all he does is sing, laugh and make weird noises."
"He doesn't seem interested in escaping, either."
"Hey, don't you have any desire to get out of here?"
"That's what people usually do in this sort of situation."
"Like escape? What for? I get to eat for free, and I don't have to fight!"
Germany commenting on Italy and then asking him a question (Hetalia Axis Powers).
02-11-2012 07:22 PM
"The person I love, loves me back. To me, this is a miracle." - Shinichi "Shin" Okazaki, NANA
All my tears of joy... or it would have been had I not had to take a work call two seconds after reading it.
02-12-2012 05:12 PM
"How dare you sit there drinking tea?!"
"You'd better have our dresses, if you're lounging around like that!"
"You can't possibly expect an amateur to make a decent dress."
"But if you're willing to be a laughingstock, I accept the job."
"I have to advance the story, you little brat! But don't you dare embarrass me!"
Fruits Basket characters acting in play Sorta Cinderella.
02-12-2012 06:02 PM
"Gentle Cinderella, for someone as kind as you, I will grant whatever you wish for the rest of the evening."
"That sounds lovely. Burn the palace down."
"I'm afraid that's a crime. Please wish for something softer, more pure."
"I wish for delicious yakiniku."
Yuki playing the Fairy Godmother and Hana playing Cinderella (Fruits Basket).
02-12-2012 08:33 PM
"After falling instantly in love with Cinderella's beauty, Prince Charming asked the fair maiden to dance."
"Yes way, as per the narrator. Now hurry and go."
Prince Charming (Kyo) arguing with the narrator (Fruits Basket).
02-13-2012 02:10 AM
"He finally realized his true, deepest feelings."
"I NEVER ONCE WANTED TO SEE HER!"
"I wish I could see her, He thought sadly."
(The narrator and Kyo playing Prince Charming in the play Sorta Cinderella.) Fruits Basket
02-13-2012 02:48 AM
"I was expecting you, prince. That slipper is certainly the one I left you..."
"Now give it back to me."
"That's an arrogant Cinderella. And she's eating something again."
(Cinderella (Hana) and the thoughts of the audience.) - Fruits Basket
02-14-2012 12:08 AM - edited 02-14-2012 12:14 AM
"You've got some nerve thinking you can see her right now, you stupid, lust-filled cretin!"
"C-mere so I can hang you up, swing you around, and send you flying! Raarggh!"
"Hanajima my spear! Bring me my spear!"
Arisa's reaction to Kyo wanting to visit Tohru in the hospital (Fruits Basket).
02-15-2012 10:59 PM - edited 02-15-2012 11:02 PM
"Honoka, Kasumi, I'll listen to whatever you have to say later.
So please listen to what I'm going to say now, I have something important to tell you.
I haven't said anything up until now, but it's not like I was hiding it from you.
You never asked, so I never said anything. I'm not at fault here so don't yell at me.
You know I'm a crybaby, and when I start to cry, I can't make any food. Regardless
of what you or anyone says, Kagari Ayaka is, your fiance!" - Honoka's mother (Witch Craft Works)
"This girl has lost her mind! I'm going to have to force her down, and while I'm doing that,
get your things together and leave!" - Honoka's mother to Honoka while pinning down his sister (Witch Craft Works)
02-16-2012 12:32 AM
"Honoka, Kasumi...I have something important to tell you....
To tell you the truth...After I got married, I almost immediately had an affair." - Honoka's mother (Witch Craft Works)
02-16-2012 01:51 AM
"Furuichi, say something to her."
"Huuuuh? "Something?" Like what?"
"You need to set her straight. So don't hold back."
"And why should I be the one to say it?"
"Because this is your field of expertise. Since you're a pedophile,
you know how to speak to little girls like this."
"Even though this is being said telepathically, that still hurts, Hilda!" - Kanzaki, Furuichi, Oga, and Hilda (Beelzebub)
Furuichi being called a pedophile never gets old.
02-16-2012 02:42 PM
"Please, come to the bathroom with me...I really need to go..."
"Huh? You've gotta be joking...what time is it...?"
"Then does it mean it's alright if I let out my girl power right here...?"
"What are you talking about?" - Tomoko and her brother (It's Not My Fault That I'm Not Popular!)
02-16-2012 11:39 PM - edited 02-16-2012 11:50 PM
"It's hopeless, Ranma. You will never be as miserable as I..."
"There's still a few days till our duel..."
"You still think--"
"Of course! Just watch! I'll be even more pathetically woefull than you!"
Ryoga and Ranma - (Ranma 1/2)
02-17-2012 03:52 AM
"Time is money, boys and girls! Form a crisp line and tell me everything-- especially your measurements!"
"Wow ... Nii-san really came."
"Oh my honey! Did you expect anything less? I'm a man who never goes back on his word!"
"But this place is only open to people with the school."
"No need to fret, my pet, I can easily break down any obstacle that obstructs the path of us loving brothers..."
"You'll get caught."
(Ayame and Yuki from Fruits Basket. Ayame made the costumes.)
02-18-2012 05:41 PM
"I'm not dancing, dammit!"
"Oh.... I-I see. I beg your pardon."
"He also of course refused to dance with the stepsister."
"Refused to dance with the stepsister..."
(Stepsister (Tohru), Prince Charming (Kyo), and the narrator) - Fruits Basket
02-22-2012 09:04 PM
03-03-2012 01:09 AM
"Really sorry guys, but my period suddenly kicked in. " - Elena (The Voynich Hotel)
04-19-2012 06:23 PM
"You're too loud Oga. Stop breathing." - Furuichi (Beelzebub)
04-19-2012 08:14 PM
"Yuki ... Is it okay if I go take a bath?"
"? Go ahead. You don't have to ask me."
"I thought you might get lonely."
(Haru speaking to Yuki while Yuki is sick with a fever - Fruits Basket vol 10)
05-01-2012 06:01 PM
05-07-2012 01:31 PM
" we don't have any use for weaklings like you in the go home club"
05-07-2012 01:39 PM
"Even if I was an alien that had planned to invade Earth...
...I would give up if I saw senpai like this...
I'm sure that's why they view the world from space today!"
06-06-2012 06:54 PM
"Who the hell is this guy?"
"Hey, you just thought, "Who the hell is this guy?" Right?" - Oga & Shinjo (Beelzebub)
"Weelllll now, what's with this feeling of trust? Did you exchange underwear or something while I wasn't around?"
"Quit it, I'm getting the chills." - Jun & Ayana (Hayate x Blade)
06-11-2012 02:30 AM
"Let me get this straight...Cockroaches are living it up in their own city that they themselves built?
Veronica, are you on drugs?" - Madaraki Fran (Franken Fran)
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