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Rust-Oleum
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Re: Big Breasts Bite

Reply to Lady_Skyfire - Message ID#: 23153741



Lady_Skyfire wrote:
I hate having big breasts.  They are so heavy, and they always get in the way!  It hurts to run because they bounce so hard that it jars my whole body and I have terrible back pain! Waaaah!  Why can't I have a nice normal C cup?  Why?! :smileysad:



You know, you shouldn't complain.  My friend's breasts are so large they give her back problems.  And she's a tiny frame, too.
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Anani
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Re: Big Breasts Bite

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My boyfriend told me he won't even acknowledge me if I go down to an A or a B. I'm in the triple D's. Although it doesn't look it, that's what I was measured.  My picture is in the Photo Album, so you'll get an idea of my pain. Being in Victoria Secrets and shopping for tops is a no no. Bottoms are ok. Thongs, boyshorts, bikini panties....I'm good to go. Bras?  Hell no.

 

-sighs-  Sadly my **bleep** hammocks cost me a pretty penny. :smileymad:

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Re: Big Breasts Bite

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Your boyfriend sounds like a great guy.
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Anani
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Re: Big Breasts Bite

Reply to iheartattacks - Message ID#: 23207748

Well, the lesson here is....only I can tell he was being sarcastic because I was there.  :smileyindifferent:
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Re: Big Breasts Bite

Reply to Lady_Skyfire - Message ID#: 23153741

My tes.ticles are the size of oranges and you don't hear me complaining.
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I see.
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Re: Big Breasts Bite

Reply to iheartattacks - Message ID#: 23208190

Hey women, I wanna see pics. :smileytongue:
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Reply to DennisIsEvil - Message ID#: 23208864

Truly an enlightened man.
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Re: Big Breasts Bite

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iheartattacks wrote:
Truly an enlightened man.


I want them for umm reference pruposes. I'll have you know I'm a respected boobologist. :smileyvery-happy:
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Re: Big Breasts Bite

Reply to Teddy_Grahams - Message ID#: 23153883

I dout that would be one thing, although basically it means that if given in time, a person who has that big of a brest means they could have more children, and apparently there have been studies that brest milk seems to be more of an option(of coruse if that female does not smoke or drink), but I just wanted to well let you know on something I herd on the news.
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Re: Big Breasts Bite

Reply to Lady_Skyfire - Message ID#: 23153741

     I'm not particularly partial to large breasts either. Now, big BOOTIES....... thats what I'm talkin' about!! :smileytongue:
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Re: Big Breasts Bite

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You sound just like my sister.
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Re: Big Breasts Bite

Reply to Lady_Skyfire - Message ID#: 23168420



Lady_Skyfire wrote:

The only time I've ever used my bust to get attention was twice at the mechanics, and it was my mom's idea both times anyway. 


 

You have either the best, or the worst mom ever.

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Re: Big Breasts Bite

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lolz... my breasts are heavy too.. but no pain.. i just jiggle wiggle giggle... and my pains go away

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Re: Big Breasts Bite

Reply to Lady_Skyfire - Message ID#: 23153741

No need to rant, get breast reductions surgery.

Might need to move to Maine first. I hear they have universal healthcare now.
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Re: Big Breasts Bite

Reply to Cowboy_Jet - Message ID#: 23183632


Cowboy_Jet wrote:

Don't worry, I'll follow you around and hold 'em up.

I'm generous like that.

*Supports*





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whocares42
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Re: Big Breasts Bite

Reply to Lord_MiDeentor - Message ID#: 23244153

I still need somebody to support my mellon sized te.sticles...


Any takers?

Anybody?

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Re: Big Breasts Bite

Reply to whocares42 - Message ID#: 23244804

Ova-teh-shoulder-bolder-holders

:coconauats:
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Re: Big Breasts Bite

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Rust-Oleum wrote:


Lady_Skyfire wrote:
I hate having big breasts.  They are so heavy, and they always get in the way!  It hurts to run because they bounce so hard that it jars my whole body and I have terrible back pain! Waaaah!  Why can't I have a nice normal C cup?  Why?! :smileysad:



You know, you shouldn't complain.  My friend's breasts are so large they give her back problems.  And she's a tiny frame, too.

> . >  Why is that a reason for me not to complain?  I have the same problem...
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Re: Big Breasts Bite

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Anani wrote:

My boyfriend told me he won't even acknowledge me if I go down to an A or a B. I'm in the triple D's. Although it doesn't look it, that's what I was measured.  My picture is in the Photo Album, so you'll get an idea of my pain. Being in Victoria Secrets and shopping for tops is a no no. Bottoms are ok. Thongs, boyshorts, bikini panties....I'm good to go. Bras?  Hell no.

 

-sighs-  Sadly my **bleep** hammocks cost me a pretty penny. :smileymad:




Say what?  Dump that mother trucker!  If the only thing about you that he'll acknowledge is your big boobs, you deserve better!
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Re: Big Breasts Bite

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whocares42 wrote:
My tes.ticles are the size of oranges and you don't hear me complaining.



I'm sorry.  Maybe you should be.

You could always have them removed! ^_^

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Re: Big Breasts Bite

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Lady_Skyfire wrote:


whocares42 wrote:
My tes.ticles are the size of oranges and you don't hear me complaining.



I'm sorry. Maybe you should be.

You could always have them removed! ^_^




...I was totally waiting for someone to say that!

And, on the behalf of the male gender, I apologize for any guys that have acted **bleep** in this thread as a result of your rant.
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Re: Big Breasts Bite

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Thanks for speaking for all of us. We really needed you to do that.
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Re: Big Breasts Bite

Reply to Lady_Skyfire - Message ID#: 23162628

Everytime I see a girl with like...F cups it makes me thankful for mine...I hate how guys drool over huge boobs at one point some guy said I should go for F's because "If other girls could live with them I could too" jerk
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Re: Big Breasts Bite

Reply to Our_Chemical_Romance - Message ID#: 23260335

In my personal opinion more than a handful is a waste, and more than the size of your head is freakish.
 
I like my ladies more on the petite side, I suppose.
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