Rants

[NightRangersAshes]

I hate when people just invent their rich cultural heritage. You're not half-anything if its 15 generations back. The statement I'm "Half Whatever" is usually followed by "So I can [insert cultural stereotype here] really well." Your parents are from Omaha. Shut up. You sound like an idiot.

[scrapyard]

i hate that its my 1st thursday w/out bunnies

[The_Entertainer]

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scarIet_billows wrote:
i hate that you didn't realize that she wasn't asking what solace meant, rather speculating on a dumb conversation a band would have.

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I hate that too. Sorry internet peoples. I jumped the gun.

I hate getting eight hours of sleep and still feeling "sleep standing up" tired.

[BigRed1]

I hate when the signals that travel throughout my brain are all scrambly and short-circuity.  It's like depending on an entire fleet of drunk, one-legged bike messengers to safely and quickly deliver boxes of ancient scrolls in a rainstorm, with no directions, in the dark.   

Sometimes, I hate that I hate sports and all things sporting.  I really wanna have something terribly intelligent and insightful and witty to add to your thread about collegiate sporting events, but I hate sports.  To be honest, I'm not entirely sure what sport you're even talking about.  I'm assuming football.  Hope I'm right, but I don't really care.  I hate sports. 

I hate that, as soon as we've got that giant flat screen attached to the wall, a herd of big fat drunk yelling people will descend upon my quiet little home every Sunday, and scream at Ben Turfmuncherburger.  High Definition, indeed.  Well, they can bring their own chips and cocktail weenies.  I'm taking my dog and going to my mother-in-law's.  We'll watch pbs and gossip about big fat drunk yelling people.

I hate that I want a smoke so damn bad, my tits hurt.  Wait, my tits hurt?  Oh dear christ, another period on the horizon?  Didn't I just have one?  I want chocolate, too, so there's my answer...

I hate that the barley in last night's soup continued to absorb liquid, and today's lunch is no longer soup, it's more beefy barley salad.  With cabbage! 

I hate the terrifying flu thing that's going around.  Couple of acquaintances have been down with it for days.  Not just shuffling around in a sickly manner, but down.  In bed.  In the dark.  Close to death kinda.  I've been washing my hands and rubbing doorknobs with CaviWipes for days, but I betcha I still get it. 

I hate that I just typed "rubbing doorknobs", and nothing hilarious occurred to me. 

[eldiablorojo]

mental note:   Don't stick the hand with two busted knuckles into the jar of jalapenos.

Also, I hate lectures on how I'm the 'right-hand man,' the 'go-to guy.'  You obviously don't know me that well.  The only things I'm good at are generally frowned upon outside the scope of our little circle of weirdos.  And mostly illegal to boot.  So if my best doesn't live up to your expectations, get off your damned high horse and help me sometimes.  It isn't all high fives and asspats in November, chief.  And you're the one who's sitting in front of your spreadsheets, that means I can't answer you correctly when you don't send me weekly reports on time.  It's Wednesday and I'm just now getting something I needed on Sunday.  Plus, the next time you send me to a dry hole an hour away I'll see to it you're miserable for at least two weeks.  That's right, I'll give you my cold.  You wonder why I've been no where for so long?  That's right, medicine costs money which I don't have because I've spent it all fixing the hole which is my bathroom.

Get off my back, I'm tired of carrying you.  That's all there is to it.

[SaugusHagar]

I hate I'll be attending a group parent teacher conference in my work cloathes

I hate they used to call them open houses

I hate it sounds more like a play date for single parents. actually I think that's sorta funny

[scrapyard]

i hate that some fatass bitchtruck turned off nu jazz

2play dolly parton 

i mean what in the ** Jinkies ** fuuuuuudge goes thru ppls heads

[Undeniably_Clever]

I hate that I need to be at work in an hour. I also hate that my paycheck today is going to ** Jinkies **. Stupid aunt Liz, die when I don't need the money.

[The_Entertainer]

I hate that I just can't pick 'em.

No. Scratch that.

I hate that I just can't win 'em.

[slyfoxx2]

I dislike that I got pulled over.  I dislike the reason was because my tent was too dark.  Are you ** Jinkies ** serious?  You had nothing better to do than to make me aware of this?  Oh wait, where we live I know you had something better to do.  But that's irrelevant, you could spend your days ** Jinkies ** to show tunes for all I care just don't bother me with this silly ** Jinkies **.  And as much as I appreciate you not giving me a ticket because I didn't give you any problems, you're still a ** Jinkies ** who needs to find better ways to stay busy.  Maybe you can ask for them to put a dvd player in your patrol car or spring for satellite radio.  All measures I support.  Anything that keeps you from your capricious displays of "authority" you bothersome jackass.

[Kuro_Kali]

I hate that I once chopped a whole slew of jalapenos barehanded and so know your pain.

I hate that I didn't know the deadline had been extended and so panicked for no reason.

I don't hate that I set up my paid training--I do hate that it's not until Tuesday.  Guess I'm selling plasma tomorrow!

[The_Entertainer]

Pulled over because your windows were too Black? That's cold. I bet it didn't help when he saw you face to face either. Sorry it had to happen there, Sly.

I hate crazy dancers.

[Sekiath]

i hate the old thread going.

I hate not yet learning how to growl. But give it time.

[mellow_your_yellow]

I hate tired.

I hate headaches.

I hate that I didn't go to school yesterday. I don't mind that I didn't go today, but I wanted to go yesterday, and if I WANT to go to school, there's a good reason for it. Now I have about seven tests to make up on Monday, not to mention all the make up homework and assignments, and all the gym classes that I'm going to have to make up on my one study hall every six days.

But it's my fault for that last one. So it's a half-hearted sort of hate.

I hate that I haven't eaten anything in a couple days.

I hate that I haven't been hungry. Just thirsty. Which reminds me, I want apple juice. I think I'm going to walk over to the store and get some or something. I'm really ** Jinkies ** thirsty right now.

[eldiablorojo]

I want to choke the life out of something.

Rage dump doesn't cover it.

I can't eat, I'm so mad.  How very depressing.

Too late to go to the movies, too dark to ride my bike anywhere...fuuuuuudge you, Charlie Brown.

I guess I'll just make brownies and chill out for now.

Still mad, though.

fuuuuuudge it.

[scrapyard]

i hate how ppl are such motherfuuuuuudgeers

& i hate where i live

[FullMetal_Beauty]

This sucks and I'll admit that it's probably my fault. Yeah, I know I talked a lot of ** Jinkies ** about you in the past and I know I didn't make you feel appreciated or whatever, and I'm sorry for that, I truly am. But look, that was the old me. I've grown out of that and I've changed for the better. You probably don't believe that, and I can understand why, but if you came back I can prove it to you. "It's it's it's time now for you to come home, now. Look everybody got their problems I'm dealin' with mine." lawl... Seriously, though... I, um... I... I miss you and stuff. And I'd like to believe that the feeling is mutual. So, yeah. You should come back to me so things can go back to normal. Okay?

So, FM_B's voice, if you're out there listening/reading/what-have-you, it would be greatly appreciated if you came back home.

word.

[msmurderface]

I hate Larry the Cable Guy.

I hate frosted tips.

I hate button up shirts that look good on everyone else but look sh!tty on me because i have a big bust.

I hate sinuses.

I hate smelly blankets.

I hate sleeping with someone who takes the blankets.

I hate people who think they make sense when they dont.

I hate that I have to tudor my stepbrother because he cant get his grades up.

I hate that I cannot get a job when i so desperately need one.

I hate how my dad is being Major A-hole.

I hate how my jeans look like high waters.

[SaugusHagar]

my ex step mother, whom I still speak to because of my sister

has the frightning habit of weaving highly publisized news scandles with our past

[some_clever_alias]

I hate to spend too much time inside any Whole Foods store. I can handle only so much of the atmosphere.

I don't hate the store as much as I hate many of its patrons. Each trip to a Whole Foods reaffirms this hatred.

Actually I kinda hate grocery store shoppers in general. People lose their manners and common sense as soon as they cross that automatic door threshold.

I hate the woman who practically shoved me so she could force her bony ass between me and the shelves of chicken, then grabbed every package of chicken breasts (they were on sale) so no one else could take any. Yeah, don't mind me ma'am, I was standing here before you showed up and I was about to grab a package of that chicken but yeah, you go ahead and take 'em all, don't let me or anyone else stop you. Hope you get salmonella.


I hate that this thread's title contains no Spinal Tap reference.

I bet someone else already pointed that out. I hate I haven't read this thread yet to find out.

[The_Entertainer]

I hate that I'm only gonna say this once: The spinal tap joke was made in haters 10. It was old news.

I hate cold food.

[some_clever_alias]

I don't hate that I don't care about the haters 10 joke. Haters 10 is so yesterday.

I hate that I will almost certainly be interrupted during my day off tomorrow by someone from work.

I hate that some people can't do a goddamn thing on their own. My job title is Business Manager, not Hand Holder.

I hate that I burned the garlic. Crap.

I hate having to start my basil garlic pasta sauce over.

[MsMoneypenny]

All of you infuriate me so.  I can't believe how you left me.  Why is marriage so important to you?  You rush in to ruin your lives, to promise yourselves to one person for as long as you both shall live.  No, I'm not hinting that single life is a bed of roses.  But you will lie in that bed till the roses die and the only thing that remains will be the thorns engulfing your inner sanctum.  Believing in true love and romance, I don't know if I can anymore.  I don't want to anymore.  It's out there but I'm not willing to put myself out there as before.  Your perseity of love and affection comes at a dire price.  You too will feel my disdain of this hankering for storybook tenderness....bs. 

I am bitter at you guys.  You call me describing your life-changing relationships.  You confide in me the feelings you developed for these men.  You want me there at the ceremony to share the happiness that is now your life.  What about how I feel?  Sometimes, other people truly do know what's best for you.  Your choices are so so.  But what if there's better out there for you?  How will you know?  I guess what you're telling me is that everyone can't be and shouldn't be as picky as me, right?  Yeah, you're probably right.  Because...well, secretly, I do want what you have.  Nothing like Cupid's pansy little arrow.  I want it to feel like I've been struck by a Hummer going at 115mph and left me in the middle of the street battered, beatened, surrendering to it all and praying to every higher power to never let that feeling end.  I want it to sting so much that I can't even breathe anymore.  I want to feel less weird because the person who fell for me gets me: Holy sh*t, the thought of it all, could you just imagine?  That guy who knows there's no such thing as perfection, or isn't too attentive to my features/imperfections: are my breasts large enough, my eyes brown enough, my voice cutesy enough, my feet too flat, my butt too big (yuck, right?)  That guy who will sit there and watch cartoons with me all night long.  That guy who just refuses to grow up.  It's asking too much.  None of us ever really had the same taste anyways (which has been more of a blessing seeing what some of you picked).  But look at you, my best friends.  You're getting married, you're having kids, college grads with the jobs of your dreams (some of you).  You're living the life we talked about as kids.  But you left me behind.  I'm that last green leaf clinging to that branch before Summer disappears.  I don't have the job I want yet, I don't have that someone who isn't a Clingy McClingington and I can't for the life of me get things right lately.  I attract the wrong type or the right type who have so much going on in their own lives they did not leave space for anyone else.  And why has it been my luck that they are so many miles away?  What is it about this place that makes me so squeamish?  And it takes a dumptruck to roll over my baby toe to unload the truth to realize something that's directly in front of me.  Why is that?   I won't deny I have been fooled by passion and still am too reluctant to maintain something where you find yourself using the "L" word to describe something other than "these shoes" or "you're cooking."   Well, I guess to sum it up you can call me a coward and leave it at that.  I'm not brave enough to do what all of you are getting ready to do.  You can still invite me to hang out, but I won't be there.  Not like before, and you know that.  We will forever be the closest of girls and that won't ever change.  You're my fam, and I love each of you.  But this here, is unforgiveable.  Living your lives, without me.  And quit telling me "your time will come, you'll see" cause I'll start believing you dummies.  It would be a long time coming cause unlike the rest of you, my experience does not match my age (how old am I again?)  I hate the idea of marriage and I hate the idea of searching till you find that one.  No.  I won't forgive you.   How dare you...

...Yes, of course I will forgive you.  But not just yet. 

[Gaemes]

I hate that I can barely make it to my driveway without my my phone going off only to find that something at work went down.

I hate that the mutherfudpuckers I trained can't take care of F'n MINOR PROBLEMS!!!!!

I hate that I do not have more time for training my crew so they can take care of F'n MINOR PROBLEMS!!!

That felt good.

Thank you, I'm all better now.

[mad_max]

I hate that we have to keep making this thread over and over again. What is this, the tenth time or something?

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