Rants

[foreignlawns]

why do so many cats that i like end up with horrible diseases?


also,
guy: "CVS, how can i help you?"
me: "can i make prints in the store from negatives?"
guy: "negatives? are those the brown strips of tape that come with the prints?"
me: "..."

seriously?

[toriashley]

I hate my face today. It's just not working for me...like every other day.
I hate it when drivers don't take notice that there is a pedestrian crossing in front of them. Get off your darn cell phone. They're illegal to use while driving now, you law breakah!
I hate puddles. Really big puddles. Really big puddles with really cold, deep water. Especially as vehicles drive through them.

[anDaibhalsHusair]

Man, my day is rough enough without having to chase people down for things I'm really not responsible for. Plus why is is so difficult for people to take one little effing thing seriously long enough to get a straight answer. fuuuuuudge I wasnt even talking to you. Then i get to go home and have a two hour phone conversation about nothing just to end with why we never should have broken up. WTF really? Why do people have so much difficulty with loving with their decisions? Then the fun keeps coming. I'm expected to be around Saturday for some sort of surprise. First, who the hell do you think you are to make plans for anyone without their consent? Second, thanks for checking with me to see first if I or anyone else already has plans. Third, how the hell can you expect people to be grateful for presuming that we don't have anything else to do but to cater to your whims?

I'm really tired of this we're a family bs. I am so glad Im moving further away at summers end.

[scrapyard]

my cat just burped

&it was gross

i hate how ppl are so stupid

[Michiganian]

I **noel** hate this gold episode system. It's absolute, needless bull**noel**. I think what pisses me off more than the newly and needlessly complicated system is that adulswim has the nerve to say "we've made it easier than ever" on their commercials. Now, I love adultswim, I have since the Futurama was their show and I'm sure I'll be loyal to them for many years to come and I realize the **noel** I'm being here, but to say that the new system is easier is a bold faced **noel** lie. It was easy when anyone, ANYONE, they didn't have to sign into an account, they didn't have to og through any cable provider bull**noel**, ANYONE could just come to the site and watch whatever episode they wanted. THAT was easy.

[scrapyard]

what bout michigander

i hate morn'nins

im toly garfield T_T

[lunarnoodle]

Yet again I have a major life decision to make and no idea which way to go. Events are conspiring that basically force me to choose between a career and a 7 yr relationship.
The past 2 years have been so turbulent. I wish life would get boring already.

[foreignlawns]

i hate people who keep talking and talking about everything but fail to answer the simple question i just asked.

that's why i hate talking on the phoner.




edit:
phoner? i hate that the e and r keys are so close together

[anDaibhalsHusair]

I wish I had computer design and encoding skills to engineer a music visualize to emulate sounds the way I see them.
I hate that after nearly two full years I'm still as caught and torn by a single word of that voice.
I hate that for two nights in a row I still can't sleep and I need to be awake in three hours.

[scrapyard]

I HATE THAT IM SO OLD THAT MY BACK HURTS IN THE MORNN

4NO REASON

&i hate havn 2buy a new tv

i hate pick'n out tvs & deciding & alla that crap!

[desantoos]

I hate how I had to change phones twice last year and now I have no contacts on my phone.

[scrapyard]

i hate how i wait til the last 1/2 hour of salon

2make alla fone calls 4tuesday

i mean i gota call 30 ppl in 1/2 an hour!

#### some ppls freak'n voicmemakl msg takes like 25seconds

why in the fuuuuuudge do ppl have the long msg?

just chng the #### & say hi leave a msg

thats alla u gota do

just do that k k

[scrapyard]

i hate how i wait til the last 1/2 hour of salon

2make alla fone calls 4tuesday

i mean i gota call 30 ppl in 1/2 an hour!

#### some ppls freak'n voicmemakl msg takes like 25seconds

why in the fuuuuuudge do ppl have the long msg?

just chng the #### & say hi leave a msg

thats alla u gota do

just do that k k

[slyfoxx2]

Prof: Form a research question
Me: Research question
Prof: I don't use that, you need to form a question that can appeal to people outside of your lit
Me: New research question
Prof: This new question... I don't like that word, you're using that word wrong and even though I told you to form a question that could be readily understood by someone who doesn't do what you do you should really consult your literature for the right verbage.

Me:
Prof: What's your hypothesis
Me: Hypothesis
Prof: What does that word mean?
Me: word
Prof: Oh, you should use that word in your question
Me: You told me to make it readily apparent and you also just showcased that you didn't know what that concept meant so how does it make sense to include it in my question
Prof: Look, I don't do what you do and haven't read it so I'll get back to you
Me:

Be critical or be inconversent. Don't be both and then make it my problem.

[wacky1980]

vendor management

risk management

business impact analysis

disaster recovery plan

of all the things your IT department should be doing, these four things should not be on the high priority list. that's what your compliance department is for. oh, right. i'm your compliance department too.     grand.

also,

pH go away, aquarium don't wanna play.

you kill my fish, you sonna bitch,

ammonia, you suck too. ok?

[Sorce]

I hate having to spread awareness about women's diminishing rights.
Why does it have to be me?
Why can't someone else healthy do it.
Why is it that a minority of men with another pedophile in their midst hitting the news this week get to dictate how they run federally funded businesses to the government and my #### uterus?
Why am I right back where I started, putting off calling the hospital for these stupid bills after I finish writing my first book.
Why can't I live like normal people?

[desantoos]

There is no "contraceptive war." Sorry but that war ended like 50 years ago. 99% of couples have used or will use contraception. Heck >95% of Catholics have used it or will use it. This whole "culture war" thing is a pointless drama propagated by insurance companies that are trying to rile up Catholics by telling them their rates will go up and something to get the religious people back on the Republicans side after they isolated a bunch of them in the past few years.

On a more personal note, I my gf put on like 20 pounds over the past few months. I really don't want her to become an unhealthy blob. I really like her but I don't want to be around a big unhealthy blob. I hope she gets more willpower and gets control of her actions and her choices.

[NaBraniel]

I hate every individual facet of my day to day life.

[annaisaloser]

I hate being poor.  I hate not having medical/dental insurance, a car, or car insurance.  I hate feeling like wtf am i doing and why am i such a #### failure at life.  I hate how all of my exes are now married or getting married.  i hate being alone.  i hate being around people.  i hate crowds, scenes, and parties.  I hate how i'm not on the beach but trapped inside cuz it's freezing.  i hate how i'm getting old and i feel it in my knees and back everyday.  i hate how i've got a lil gut these days cuz i'm depressed and i have no motivation to exercise.  i hate being depressed.  i hate that i've been depressed for over a year now and nothing seems to get better.  i hate that i thought if i quit drinking and drugs i'd be happier.  i'm not.  i hate how happiness is a myth.  hate how much getting old and/or being a grown up ####.  i hate how i haven't had a vacation in so long that i wonder what is a vacation.  i hate how i feel like i work all the time and i have nothing to show for it.  fuuuuuudge i hate everything.  most of all i hate that lil sally had to pass away

[some_clever_alias]

Meeting running an hour over… no end in sight… conversation getting too frustratingly stupid… brain activating Implosion Sequence… mental WMDs armed… implosion will commence in T minus 60 seconds… 59… 58… 57…



Edit: Implosion sequence already affecting ability to type. Feh.

[anDaibhalsHusair]

I hate tbay spring isn't technically here yet. I hate every winter can't be this mild.

fuuuuuudge the envirotards. Polar bears are specialists and were just one axial tilt away from anialation anyway. And if those dutch ass holes like there seven months of frost bitten test1cles so much, they can drag their sacks over dry ice themselves.

[foreignlawns]

what the ####...it's like i have no more days off ever.

and how could one be so vehemently opposed to me listening to morricone at work? i'm exercising restraint, you know....one more complaint and pig destroyer's going on next time.

[some_clever_alias]

ITP: some_clever_alias whines about her body falling apart. Again. And she doesn't give a fuuuuuudge who has a problem with that.

My left and right legs have switched places. Usually it's my left leg trying to kill me, but when I woke up this morning I almost couldn't move my right leg. I mean I could move it, but it made my right thigh hurt like hell. My left leg was totally fine—even the left ankle, which usually tries to give out on me. I think I heard my left leg snicker at me each time I scooted an inch closer to the edge of my bed. Took me 10 minutes to finally swing both legs over the edge, and another 5 to stand up without sitting right back down.

It still hurts, but only with certain movements. Unfortunately, "certain movements" = most movements that involve walking, bending at the waist, twisting at the waist, and leaning forward while seated. Can't lie down in bed without putting that leg in one of 2 positions that don't cause a jolt of pain. "This sucks" ain't even the half of it.

WTF IS THIS. What'd I do to you, right leg? Why are you doing this to me? You and I were on such good terms until today! Did that left leg do something to you? Did it turn you against me? It's a liar, don't listen to it!

I don't wanna go to the doctor for this, but I guess I gotta. I hope she doesn't try pushing/bending my leg into different positions, because that'll huuuuuuurt.

I hate that I'm in this thread complaining about this. Had I known that entering my 4th decade* of life would include more pieces of my body falling apart, I'd have stuck with 30something. Goddamn.


*Edit: Yeah yeah, technically I've entered the 5th decade and ended the 4th. I don't care. Sh!t hurts like hell either way.

[annaisaloser]

hate it when ppl who can't stop talking suddenly get real tight lipped when you call them out.  i'm too old.

[scrapyard]

are u talkn bout brad who u talkjn bout

i hate b'n so fn tired

i hate how my customers havfe ben such #### this week

noth'n but asholery go'n on at my store cant even be nice 2ppl

####

i hate how my employes are such dickwads i mean they nitpick each other 2death

7then i got moderate their stupid petty arguments

i hate that i gota leave in 15mins & wont be home for 10hrs

####BALLS #### #### fuuuuuudge