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Goldar
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Hey **noel** riding ur bike on the side of a busy

street. I hope you know you're a **noel** idiot because there's a sidewalk within a **noel** foot of you. I hope you all die. Yea, I don't care if you're riding for a race or marathon or whatever, you're still a **noel** moron. I hope it's a drunken driver that hits you too, cause then we'll have one idiot dead, and the other idiot in jail.

You are neither cold nor hot. So because you are lukewarm, I will spew you out of my mouth.

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Re: Hey **noel** riding ur bike on the side of a b

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So much hate.
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Re: Hey **noel** riding ur bike on the side of a b

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You know riding on the sidewalk is illegal in some places.

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Re: Hey **noel** riding ur bike on the side of a b

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actually, bikes are supposed to be riden on the road. all the rules pretty much apply to them too. the sidewalk is for walking

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Re: Hey **noel** riding ur bike on the side of a b

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stilgar wrote:

actually, bikes are supposed to be riden on the road. all the rules pretty much apply to them too. the sidewalk is for walking


This is true. But I think it's **noel** retarded. If/when I have kids,  I'm never letting them ride in the street. It's the sidewalk for them.

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Re: Hey **noel** riding ur bike on the side of a b

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Goldar wrote:
street. I hope you know you're a **noel** idiot because there's a sidewalk within a **noel** foot of you. I hope you all die. Yea, I don't care if you're riding for a race or marathon or whatever, you're still a **noel** moron. I hope it's a drunken driver that hits you too, cause then we'll have one idiot dead, and the other idiot in jail.


See this is a big problem with transportation in America.  People don't know the rules of the road.

 

In most places you are required to share the road with cyclists.

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Re: Hey **noel** riding ur bike on the side of a b

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Goldar wrote:
street. I hope you know you're a **noel** idiot because there's a sidewalk within a **noel** foot of you. I hope you all die. Yea, I don't care if you're riding for a race or marathon or whatever, you're still a **noel** moron. I hope it's a drunken driver that hits you too, cause then we'll have one idiot dead, and the other idiot in jail.


See this is a big problem with transportation in America.  People don't know the rules of the road.

 

In most places you are required to share the road with cyclists.


That is retarded.

You are neither cold nor hot. So because you are lukewarm, I will spew you out of my mouth.

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Sieg67 wrote:

You know riding on the sidewalk is illegal in some places.


This is even more retarded than allowing people to bike in the streets.

edit: at least in this state

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Re: Hey **noel** riding ur bike on the side of a b

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Yeah, they're annoying. But they are supposed to ride on the street not the sidewalk.
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Re: Hey **noel** riding ur bike on the side of a b

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I hate when they do it when theres a sidewalk nearby. I've called the police on idiots who do that. There's a sidewalk for a reason.

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So much hate.

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You called the police because they were obeying the law?

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Re: Hey **noel** riding ur bike on the side of a b

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I agree that it's stupid. I would ride my bike on the sidewalk anyway, to be honest.

I don't think the police here care.
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Re: Hey **noel** riding ur bike on the side of a b

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Goldar wrote:

Zaphod_209 wrote:

Goldar wrote:
street. I hope you know you're a **noel** idiot because there's a sidewalk within a **noel** foot of you. I hope you all die. Yea, I don't care if you're riding for a race or marathon or whatever, you're still a **noel** moron. I hope it's a drunken driver that hits you too, cause then we'll have one idiot dead, and the other idiot in jail.


See this is a big problem with transportation in America.  People don't know the rules of the road.

 

In most places you are required to share the road with cyclists.


That is retarded.


If you are not willing or un-able to follow this law, I suggest you stop driving.

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Re: Hey **noel** riding ur bike on the side of a b

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Most states. (Ours included) it is illegal to ride your bike on the sidewalk.

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Re: Hey **noel** riding ur bike on the side of a b

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Zaphod_209 wrote:

Goldar wrote:

Zaphod_209 wrote:

Goldar wrote:
street. I hope you know you're a **noel** idiot because there's a sidewalk within a **noel** foot of you. I hope you all die. Yea, I don't care if you're riding for a race or marathon or whatever, you're still a **noel** moron. I hope it's a drunken driver that hits you too, cause then we'll have one idiot dead, and the other idiot in jail.


See this is a big problem with transportation in America.  People don't know the rules of the road.

 

In most places you are required to share the road with cyclists.


That is retarded.


If you are not willing or un-able to follow this law, I suggest you stop driving.


No.

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Kinnolo wrote:

Most states. (Ours included) it is illegal to ride your bike on the sidewalk.


I've never seen any biker riding on the sidewalk get harassed by cops. And just because it's "the law" doesn't mean it's a good or smart one.

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Cyclist don't bother me as much as joggers.......I thought there was a rule that you jog towards traffic........I hate seeing this same betch every morning, in the cruise lane, running with her earphones on, and I have to nuge into the fast lane, or just tail her ass until i can..........I don't want her to die, but I totally want her to get hit.......I don't care how bad a person it makes me.

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If they do get stopped for it, the ticket is like $190.

Just like if any part of your tag is covered its $100. You have to have the county visible, the entire number visible and the website across the top visible. The registration sticker must also be in the top right corner or that's $75.

No tag lights is $110.

Blown brake light or headlight is $75. 

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Don't know if that's a rule, but that's something I always did while riding my bike as a kid.

Makes perfect sense as long as you get out of the way in time.
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Goldar wrote:
street. I hope you know you're a **noel** idiot because there's a sidewalk within a **noel** foot of you. I hope you all die. Yea, I don't care if you're riding for a race or marathon or whatever, you're still a **noel** moron. I hope it's a drunken driver that hits you too, cause then we'll have one idiot dead, and the other idiot in jail.

People like that usually get hit eventually.

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TahoeDenver wrote:

There's a sidewalk for a reason.


Yeah, and the reason is for pedestrians to walk on it, not for bicyclists to ride on it.  I feel like clotheslining any bicyclist who comes tearing up behind me on the sidewalk, just to make that point.  I can't tell you how many times I've nearly been run over by idiots on bikes on sidewalks.


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westpark wrote:

Goldar wrote:
street. I hope you know you're a **noel** idiot because there's a sidewalk within a **noel** foot of you. I hope you all die. Yea, I don't care if you're riding for a race or marathon or whatever, you're still a **noel** moron. I hope it's a drunken driver that hits you too, cause then we'll have one idiot dead, and the other idiot in jail.

People like that usually get hit eventually.


like what? you mean someone who is following the rules of the road? does that mean anyone in a car should get git by a truck?

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Which doth pierce my heart
To depths previously unknown
And sear my soul
With passion burning bright
Burning, yearning, undeserving
What thou doth do to me
Thy lightest touch doth linger
Ever after on my skin;
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Forever and eternity
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