Rants

[LUNI_TUNZ]

That's called being lazy. And I have no idea what you mean by your previous post.

[LadyonHisPeriod]

71. I call general statements by more obscure terms than as what other people will bluntly address them.

[LUNI_TUNZ]

I'm pretty sure the word "inclusive" has never been used in that context.

[BreastoftheBreast]

72. I get defensive over my context, even though I make it intentionally vague, because sometimes f*ck comprehension.

[LUNI_TUNZ]

Comprehension makes the world go round.

[SlittyShlickers]

73. I'm too round to be gay, too thin to be straight.

[LUNI_TUNZ]

So you're Bi?

[SlittyShlickers]

Yeah, you read my profile on Crossdressers Dating.

[LUNI_TUNZ]

No, link?

[onshidesigns]

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ShlickShlickShlick wrote:

But rather than rant it all out in one fell swoop, I'm going to post in here every day something that I hate about myself.

That way, I can really mete out my hatred in small pill-shaped forms rather than just swallowing them all like usual.

1. I've never been physically intimate with anyone.  Not even holding hands.

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That's why god made prostitutes.

[Mjöllnir]

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gundamx wrote:

You do realize that there's already a thread for that right?

On another note: If there's something you hate about yourself, then do yourself a favor and #### change it already. Yeah, yeah, I'm aware of the fact that not everything can be solved overnight but you sure as hell can start taking baby steps to get that #### done and start feeling better about yourself.

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When I hear or read the words "baby steps" I think of that movie What About Bob?  Baby steps is probably a meme in the psychology world.

[MechanicalAdvantage7]

No link.

74. I do not excel at making myself sound desirable to strangers.

[MechanicalAdvantage7]

That's why they were driven from their promised land and wander the streets alone, seeking to return to their homes.

[LUNI_TUNZ]

Yeah, I have to agree, you're not really endearing yourself to me in here.

[SaxWithAnimals]

75. I can't both step and fetch it.

[LUNIZ_GOT_5_ON_IT]

Hey you missed a day... also, what?

[Batzman]

76. For all my calendars, I still lose my sense of days.

77. Facts stymie me.

[LUNI_TUNZ]

76. But like, you have to have noticced the passage of time, right?

77. I'm sorry.

[Batzman]

78. Sometimes I just don't even care what day it is if I don't have to go outside and speak to the humans.

[DildosforAlgernon]

79. I don't like spending money on strangers, maybe because I'm selfish. Sure, let's go with that.

[LUNI_TUNZ]

78. Since I missed yesterday, let's pretend like that one never happened.

79. How often does spending money on strangers even come up?

[DildosforAlgernon]

I was thinking about flirtation; I don't like coffee, and I certainly don't want to buy some merely to speak with a person.

[LUNI_TUNZ]

If you're saying what I think you're saying, I don't think anyone does that outside of movies.

[POMF]

Then I should stop getting that advice.

80. I fear that I will look into the camera.

[LUNI_TUNZ]

There's no cure for that.