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aeternus_flammus
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01-25-2012 05:36 PM

O_O

 

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01-25-2012 05:38 PM

Are those rage filled eyes?
In Japan, this is how boobs move.
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Sailor Scout
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01-25-2012 05:48 PM

i bet you he has those huge pretty eyes gay guys always have. pretty gay guy eyes
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01-25-2012 09:07 PM

why did this make me laugh uncontrollably?

Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and feel forever grateful doing so.

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frogs legs seasoned in a wine and onion cream sauce she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't f*cking think so..

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01-27-2012 12:48 AM

I don't see a rager.
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01-27-2012 01:39 AM

I'll take you there.
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westpark
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02-02-2012 11:07 AM

....?

 

Rio?

 

Tokyo?

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02-02-2012 01:25 PM

I fail to see the rant in that :smileymad:

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02-02-2012 09:55 PM

Tina Fey?
=^.^=
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02-05-2012 02:24 AM

I wouldn't go there if I were you.


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stilgar
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02-05-2012 03:01 AM

then do

How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
With thy mesmerizing eyes
And thy wicked lips
Which doth hold me captive;
Captivated, devastated
By thy sweet, deceit-filled promises
And by thy eyes
Thy treacherous, lecherous eyes
Which doth pierce my heart
To depths previously unknown
And sear my soul
With passion burning bright
Burning, yearning, undeserving
What thou doth do to me
Thy lightest touch doth linger
Ever after on my skin;
Though I rub, scrape and scrub
Never am I clean again
Nor ever am I free again
Of thy gaze, thy touch, thy kiss
Imprinted on my memory
Forever and eternity
And so I tell thee
For whom I am but a plaything
Worth nothing more
An amusement for thee
To love, then leave
With nary a second thought
And never a backward glance
How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
The only one I ever loved...


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Midnight Runner
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02-09-2012 02:48 AM

So go, ####.  Beat it.  Hit the road.  Agitate the gravel.  Pound the pavement.  Get moving.  Get on out.  Git to gittin'.  Keep on rollin'.  Gather no moss. 

 

 

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02-11-2012 11:07 PM

But... I poop from there.

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