Plan for Winning the War on Terrorism Tom Goes to the Mayor
1.) Hire the State Alchemists.
2.) Convince them to destroy Jefferton.
3.) Capture all the living citizens and place them in Camp Greenlake.
4.) Tie area-sensitve collars around each one. If any of them tries to escape, the collar will explode, engulfing them in flames drawn from hell.
5.) Put the people to work digging holes, five feet wide and five feet deep, like in "Holes."
6.) If they refuse to work, detonate their collars manually.
7.) If Tom or the former mayor of Jefferton refuses to work or tries to escape, we will revive them by using the ashes to make paper and redrawing them. That way, we can make Tom and the Mayor suffer death "for always and eTERnity." Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
"I mean, everything we see is a false reality. It's like Big Brother, The Matrix, whatever you wanna call it. While we're watchin' each other, they're watchin' us." ~ Huey Freeman, The Boondocks
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