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no-P-in-our-ool
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Naked underage girls

Will not be found in this thread. What are you, some sort of pedophile?

 

Anyway...

 

Dear kids living upstairs,

 

I hate you. Truly. I also hate you **grok** parents who apparently are either never home or just could give a **grok** less about what you do.

 

Quit playing sports in the **grok** parkinglot when 15 yards away is a perfectly good field for such activities. The next one of you that scratches my truck or puts another dent in it will be found dead in a local dumpster. I will pull out your toenails and make you kick a salt lick until you cease to exist.

 

And turn your **grok** music down. If it is loud enough that the people three doors and two floors down can hear it, it's too **grok** loud. Mariachi music blaring out at all hours of the day and night makes me want to skin you alive and make necklaces from your teeth.

 

Also, I don't know exactly why one of you is always screaming or crying every five minutes but seriously, shut the fuuuuuudge up. My two year old daughter is better behaved than you. Im about to call social services to find out what the hell is going on up there... Every night it sounds like one of you is being killed by a **grok** polar bear.

 

And, at some point, **grok** go to sleep. Are you hellspawn some sort of genetic experiment gone wrong? WHY ARE YOU UP AT 2AM RUNNING AROUND!!!!?

 

Do you not attend school? Why are you here all day long?

 

And what in the name of **grok** are you bouncing on the floor up there a **grok** bowling ball!

 

I am beginning to understand how a parent can lock her children in a car and push it into a river.

 

One day someone is going to "accidentally" run you over in the parking lot..And then "accidentally" back over your twitching bodies.

 

 

 

 

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no-P-in-our-ool wrote:

Will not be found in this thread. What are you, some sort of pedophile?

 

 

 


False advertising mang.

 

Hey, if I say something worth kudoing, DON'T KUDO IT. Kudo a random post by covered_in_sponges instead.

Take your pick


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All you need is a broom handle to poke at your ceiling with and yell out, "Damned kids shut your pie hole." and your transformation to an old geezer is complete.

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Ah!

you got me.

fuggin jerk.
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no-P-in-our-ool
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lol. I feel like that angry old man who yells at the loacl kids to stay off his lawn.

I understand that kids are kids ut these kids take being obnoxious little deviants to an entirely new level.
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This is obviously a racial dilemma. You have all the makings of a Klan member.

 

In which case, hello, brother.

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no-P-in-our-ool wrote:

Will not be found in this thread. What are you, some sort of pedophile?

 

Anyway...

 

Dear kids living upstairs,

 

I hate you. Truly. I also hate you **grok** parents who apparently are either never home or just could give a **grok** less about what you do.

 

Quit playing sports in the **grok** parkinglot when 15 yards away is a perfectly good field for such activities. The next one of you that scratches my truck or puts another dent in it will be found dead in a local dumpster. I will pull out your toenails and make you kick a salt lick until you cease to exist.

 

And turn your **grok** music down. If it is loud enough that the people three doors and two floors down can hear it, it's too **grok** loud. Mariachi music blaring out at all hours of the day and night makes me want to skin you alive and make necklaces from your teeth.

 

Also, I don't know exactly why one of you is always screaming or crying every five minutes but seriously, shut the fuuuuuudge up. My two year old daughter is better behaved than you. Im about to call social services to find out what the hell is going on up there... Every night it sounds like one of you is being killed by a **grok** polar bear.

 

And, at some point, **grok** go to sleep. Are you hellspawn some sort of genetic experiment gone wrong? WHY ARE YOU UP AT 2AM RUNNING AROUND!!!!?

 

Do you not attend school? Why are you here all day long?

 

And what in the name of **grok** are you bouncing on the floor up there a **grok** bowling ball!

 

I am beginning to understand how a parent can lock her children in a car and push it into a river.

 

One day someone is going to "accidentally" run you over in the parking lot..And then "accidentally" back over your twitching bodies.

 

 

 

 


 

If you think Mariachi is bad, wait until tjhey break out the Mexican Ooompah music. German drinking music played by Hispanics.

 

*shudders*

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haha I skipped the opening statement at first and was like, "when do they get naked?" and then I went back and loled.
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It's not the kids who ahould have an unfortunate accident, it's the parents. Then Social Services will come and take the kids away. Problem solved, plus you've done the gene pool a favor. (Well, kind of. At least the parents won't reproduce again.)

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no-P-in-our-ool wrote:
lol. I feel like that angry old man who yells at the loacl kids to stay off his lawn.

i am that old guy....

living on a corner lot , all the kids wanna cut across the the corner , and i work my butt off to keep the crb nice and clean , weedeated , with a nice flower and rock garden on the corner....

all the times these little bastards are out there trying to get my rocks to throw and to pick the flowers to take home to show to mommy....

it's even worse when the damned teenagers and careless neighbors driving cut too close to the curb and drive right up on it , smashing the rocks down into the dirt....

i'm about ready to go get some plywood and some long nails , and hide it under the rocks , let 'em drive up on it then , they won't get far with two punctured tires....

my alt name is koohhsif....

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Unaga
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Ahhh **grok**, Its the cops! Everyone get out of the thread!

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your descriptions and analogies of these children just made my day 1000xs better. I can't stop laughing. Thank you. :smileyvery-happy:

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This is exactly why you don't report thread sight unseen.

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Rishiden
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So grow a pair and go up to the parents and tell them.

And accidents can easily turn into involuntary manslaughter charges.
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The last time I went up there and kncoked they called the cops and told them a strange man from downstairs was trying to break in.

 

Although, I will admiit I am strange and I was knocking quite loudly since the stereo inside was at FULL BLAST and no one was answering the door.

 

The police officer who responded told me he could hear the stereo a half a block away.

 

I think next time I will just kick the door in and scare them all into a coma.

that should quiet them down for a good while.

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OK, at least you tried. Now it's time to beat the kid like daddy never could.

What does he play in the parking lot? Basketball? Whatever, just take the ball or whatever he's playing with and if he cried about it tell him if his daddy is a man he knows where to find it. I doubt the cops would respond to a call like that, and if they did pleading ignorance should work.
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You really shouldn't make threads with that title. :smileyvery-happy:

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Whoever thinks there are naked underage girls here should have a seat over there.

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You going to need a truckload of Lemon Pledge to shut them up.

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GoDanceInARiver wrote:

 


no-P-in-our-ool wrote:

Will not be found in this thread. What are you, some sort of pedophile?

 

 

 


False advertising mang.

 


I too am disappointed that only naked underage girsl get to see naked underage girls. :smileysad:
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GARHUNT05 wrote:

GoDanceInARiver wrote:

 


no-P-in-our-ool wrote:

Will not be found in this thread. What are you, some sort of pedophile?

 

 

 


False advertising mang.

 


I too am disappointed that only naked underage girsl get to see naked underage girls. :smileysad:

 

Well then the answer is quite simple: You need to become an underage girl. Problem solved.

 

:smileytongue:

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no-P-in-our-ool wrote:

The last time I went up there and kncoked they called the cops and told them a strange man from downstairs was trying to break in.

 

Although, I will admiit I am strange and I was knocking quite loudly since the stereo inside was at FULL BLAST and no one was answering the door.

 

The police officer who responded told me he could hear the stereo a half a block away.

 

I think next time I will just kick the door in and scare them all into a coma.

that should quiet them down for a good while.


 

i suggest getting a bigger stereo and blasting some messhugah or godflesh. nothing really can top em, and both effective in scraring anything living. 

 

just get yer kid some good ear plugs.

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proly if u got 1of them pregs they would settle down

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ask them if they want to party

then steal there stuff

then move

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