Rants

[MidgetMan]

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Lethe wrote:

angry bump...

and not the good kind, either

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?

BUMPING ON A TRASH CAN!

edit- gotta bump.

Message Edited by MidgetMan on 02-16-2005 10:18 PM

[ZER00000000000000000]

I got bumpthing in my front pocket for you

Why dont you reach in my front pocket, and see what it is?

Bumpthing in my front pocket

Bumpthing in my front pocket

For you!

[McCorran]

Cool, we see eye to eye on something.

I want you to all know that I bumped into your dog last night. With my car.

[Real_AirCooledMan]

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McCorran wrote:

Cool, we see eye to eye on something.

I want you to all know that I bumped into your dog last night. With my car.

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Glad to see j00 back McCorran. **gives j00 RespeK Knuckles**

And bumping old threads helps cut down on repeat threads. Especially those made by n00bs.

[Peanutcat]

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A1ucarDracu1a wrote:

STOP DOING IT!!!!!!

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Sheesh. YOU again?

[LucidNonsense]

Who put the Bump in the Bumpshibumpshibump?

[R.I.P.Lethe]

reminiscent bump.

[McCorran]

reminiscent for other reasons regarding you reminiscing, bump.

[R.I.P.shutupfatboy]

I might just know some people who know some people who happen to be friends with some people who know some other people who could know some people who know some people that BUMPed once.

[pushkin]

Guys, it's never going to be a bump if you don't let the thread fall any lower than #10 in this folder.

[R.I.P.shutupfatboy]

You and your logic....

I put the "MP" back in BUMP.

[Kazomi]

Y'all are going to the B-word's hell.

[R.I.P.MidgetWoman]

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pushkin wrote:

Guys, it's never going to be a bump if you don't let the thread fall any lower than #10 in this folder.

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Lucky 13 BUMP!

[FlameBait]

I waited and bumped.
If they would just bump "American Dad" off the air because it bites

Message Edited by FlameBait on 02-17-2005 09:51 PM

[scabby]

All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny,
but yo I'm makin' money, see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to **bleep** thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance


The Bumpty Dance is your chance to do the bump
Do the Bumpty Bump, come on and do the Bumpty Bump
Do the Bumpty Bump, just watch me do the Bumpty Bump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Bumpty Bump
Do the Bumpty Bump, do the Bumpty Bump

People say "Yo, Bumpty, you're really funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
but ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my Bumpty post will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my post is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give Bumpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance.


Breakdown:

Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out



First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Bumpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Bumpty Bump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Bumpin', funkin', jumpin',
**bleep** around, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Bump.



Black people, do the Bumpty Bump, do the Bumpty Bump
White people, do the All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny,
but yo I'm makin' money, see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Bumpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo old threads, oh how I like to Bump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Bumpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance

{Chorus:}
The Bumpty Dance is your chance to do the **bleep**
Do the Bumpty Bump, come on and do the Bumpty Bump
Do the Bumpty Bump, just watch me do the Bumpty Bump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Bumpty Bump
Do the Bumpty Bump, do the Bumpty Bump

Verse Two:

People say "Yo, Bumpty, you're really funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
but ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my humpty post will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my post is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give Bumpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance.

{Chorus}

Breakdown:

Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out

Verse Three:

First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Bumpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Bumpty Bump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
**bleep** around, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm postin' a Bump.

{Chorus}

Black people, do the Bumpty Bump, do the Bumpty Bump
White people, do the Bumpty Bump, do the Bumpty Bump
Puerto Ricans, do the Bumpty Bump, just keep on doin' the bump
Samoans, do the Bumpty Bump, do the Bumpty Bump

Let's get stoopid!

[R.I.P.Lethe]

cold-hearted bump...

Love don't need to find a BUMP
You find your own BUMP
I forget that I can't BUMP
And so I say that
All BUMPs lead to where you are
All BUMPs lead to where you are

The seed is spilled, the bed defiled
For you, a virgin bride
I’m yourself in someone else
Don't find yourself in BUMP

I can't BUMP you up again
Love comes BUMPing down again

Love don't need to find a BUMP
You find your own BUMP
I forget that you can BUMP
And so I say that
All BUMPs lead to where you are
All BUMPs lead to where you are 

Message Edited by Lethe on 02-18-2005 04:54 PM

[Markoff_Cheney]

Clipside of the BUMPeye flight
im not the percent you'd think survives
I need sanctuary in the pages of this BUMP

[R.I.P.AlucarDracula]

WHo are you? Why are you?

And no, 1's are not as good as L's.

(the it's a cheap knockoff bump)

[R.I.P.Bizarro_MidgetMan]

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AlucarDracula wrote:

WHo are you? Why are you?

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Ha ha! We brought back bumps! Bizarro BUMP!

[Bizzaro_Stormy]

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Bizarro_MidgetMan wrote:    Ha ha! We brought back bumps! Bizarro BUMP!

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I hate Bizzaro Bumps...

but I love the Groovies...

[LucidNonsense]

Couldn't wait long enough for this thread to drop off the front page bump.

[R.I.P.Bizarro_MidgetMan]

Kris Kross - BUMP Lyrics
BUMP BUMP

You should know, you should know that ahhh
Kris Kross is not having anything today
As we stand there totally krossed out
We commence to make you

BUMP BUMP
The Mac Dad will make you BUMP BUMP
The Daddy Mac will make you BUMP BUMP
Kris Kross will make you BUMP BUMP

Don't try to compare us to another bad little fad
I'm the Mac and I'm bad give you something that you never had
I'll make ya BUMP BUMP wiggle and shake your rump
Cause I'll be kicking the flavor that makes you wanna BUMP
How high? Real high
Cause I'm just so fly
A young loveable, hugable type of guy
And everything is the back with a little slack
And inside-out is wiggida wiggida wack
I come stompin' with somethi' to keep you BUMPin
R&B abd bullcrap is what I'm dumpin'
And ain't something about Kris Kross we all that
So when they ask to the rocks they believe that

BUMP BUMP
The Mac Dad will make you BUMP BUMP
The Daddy Mac will make you BUMP BUMP
Kris Kross will make you BUMP BUMP
uh huh uh huh
BUMP BUMP
The Mac Dad will make you BUMP BUMP
The Daddy Mac will make you BUMP BUMP
Kris Kross will make you BUMP BUMP

I let myself knockin' knockin'
I love it when a girl is play jockin' jockin'
The D-A-double D-Y-M-A-C
Ya you know me
I got you BUMPin' an' pumpin' an' movin' all around G
In the mix I make ya take a step back

They try to step to the Mac then they got jacked
To the back you'll be sportin' the gear that's coincidental
And like you knowit so don't be claiming that it's mental

Two lil' kids with a flow you ain't ever heard
And none faking you can understyand every word
As you listen to my cool school melody
The Daddy makes you J-U-M-P

BUMP BUMP
The Mac Dad will make you BUMP BUMP
The Daddy Mac will make you BUMP BUMP
Kris Kross will make you BUMP BUMP
uh huh uh huh
BUMP BUMP
The Mac Dad will make you BUMP BUMP
The Daddy Mac will make you BUMP BUMP
Kris Kross will make you BUMP BUMP

Now, the formalities of this and that
Is that Kris Kross ain't comin' off wack
And for all ya'll **bleep** that don't know
Check it out

Some of them try to BUMP but they can't BUMP like this Go Go
Some of them try to BUMP but they can't BUMP like this Go Go
Some of them try to BUMP but they can't BUMP like this Go Go
Some of them try to BUMP but they can't Go Go
Cause I'm the miggida miggida miggida Mac Daddy
Miggida miggida miggida Mac
Cause I'm the miggida miggida miggida Mac Daddy

I make you wanna
BUMP BUMP
The Mac Dad will make you BUMP BUMP
The Daddy Mac will make you BUMP BUMP
Kris Kross will make you BUMP BUMP
uh huh uh huh (repeat 3 more times)
Believe dat

[scabby]

Bump it.

Bump it good.

[R.I.P.Zorakyasha]

This threads not dead yet?

Bump.

[LucidNonsense]

"Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!" I shrieked, upstarting--
"Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken! -- quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!"
Quoth the raven, "BUMP."