...ok, it's just a commercial pimping the start of Season 5.2 on October 23 but still pretty funny as far as responses to board queries go. 
So females, on a purely hypothetical, non-binding, totally in fun sort of thing, what would you bring to the Robot Chicken writer's table if they were actually farming the boards for a real female addition to their male harem? Of course a reminder to not post any real personal info on the boards - no point in getting a bansmack for giggles.
I'll throw my hat in the pseudo-ring. In the last IB "What's My Gender" poll, the majority of votes was 'female' so that counts as proof. And one vote for 'zebra' which would officially make me a super-minority writer which is bound to look good on their hiring stats.
A few notes, I have two books under my belt, one movie credit, flipped the bird at the camera during a QVC taping, been banned from the radio, was in the background of an episode of "America's Most Wanted" , and have been used for comedy by [as] over a dozen times in the past umpteen years.
A few skills other than questionable writing talents include belching, competitve leg-hair growing, kitty-cat impersonating, hand farting, creating a radius around myself in a theater just by existing, and the ability to almost pass for a Fraggle if I put my hair up in a really high ponytail.
I lived in a frat for three years and currently work in retail so I'm used to dealing with idiots.
And I'm the same height as Seth Green so ya'll know I don't take up a lot of space.
Contact info : this board.
Who else wants to have a little fun with this? Maybe get someone to delurk and reply?
Discuss!
Sethylococcus wrote:
katt just come out and admit it. Your real name is cherry chevapravatdumrong right ?
I can't even pronounce that.
You'd think more people would be posting their pseudo-resumes in here. Especially MissRobotChick since her post was one of the one's they used for their promos. I would have been rolling around on the boards purring if it had been me.
Maybe someone will post the magic stream of words that will flash them at us like a Predator with a faulty cloaking device.
Sethylococcus wrote:
Well, I posted a link to this thread on my facebook and twitter and I got a bunch of email messages that read something like:
Dear Seth:
"I saw your request for female writers for Robot Chicken. I'm a student at blankety blank, doing blankety blank and I'd love to write for your show".
Now, I naturally assumed that the link (and caption thereof) spoke for itself; that this was a fun pseudo thing happening on this here message board, not a real request from Seth Green looking for writers.
So ladies, maybe other females are just too dumb to write for Robot Chicken. Strange but possibly true.
So...more for us then?
No need to try too hard to impress them? Like proving ones nerdiness by admitting to owning a Yoda figurine dressed like Santa Claus?
poisonbella wrote:
congrats! where can we see the promo?
This promo in particular was playing on-aire just before the new episodes started. You can now find it for sure on the Season 5 DVD. 
And I think that anyone who showed up outside the studio wearing an RC mask would get hauled away for trespassing. Unless that person was hot and wearing nothing but the chicken mask. Then they'd get hauled away for indecent exposure too. And probably end up as a channel flip.
Miss_Robot_Chick wrote:
Let's just put it like this,
I'm so hot that I melt fire.
Seriously, I'm pretty positive that instead of blood, I have lava running through my veins.
Oh wait....You meant like physically hot, right?
I was just referring to how hot I was due to wearing multiple sweater-vests.
But no, my physical hotness is similar to that of a road-kill opossum.
Hey, that could work too, though. Bragging about what one would bring to a table full of dudes that wouldn't cause issues with their wives, girlfriends, and / or boyfriends!
As a wanna-be-pseudo-candidate for the position of Female Writer for Robot Chicken, I bring to the table boobs with nothing 'southern' to defeat their gender specificness. Which fulfills the Femaleness part of things. I also bring a level of fugliness which will automatically make everyone else look like super-model material and ensure that I'm seen as no competition.
westpark wrote:
U should be a writer for RC.
It would have to be via webcam / Skype / whatever because I couldn't afford to move and live in CA. 
And if the earthshakes in OK make me feel vaguely urpy up here, I'd end up on the floor like a diseased rabbit in the heart of quake country. And the whole heat- and photo-sensitivity thing would be entertaining for everyone else, at least until I either burst into flames and talk out an entire section of puppet-works or leave the bulk of my skin on Seth Green's favorite chair.
Anyway, I think everyone should try to make their stakes in this! Have fun with the idea of trying-out for the coveted position of Female Writer, maybe cause them to facepalm a time or two when they lurk through the boards and check out this thread.
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