Robot Chicken

[MartiniPeres]

How about a Robot Chicken Robot Chicken? They just reuse old clips of material and market it like it's new.

[niehausw]

Teddy Ruxpin gets pulled over for speeding somewhere in the south. When trying to talk to the policeman he misplaces his audio tape he uses for conversation and mistakes it for two possible tapes. Scenario 1: Pops in George Michaels' "I Want Your Sex" so the cop hate crime beats him. Scenario 2: Pops in Deathmetal and the cop shoots him multiple times assuming he's possessed by demons.

[Error_DoesNotCompute]

Sorry.

[JohnTuttle]

How about a quick sketch of Obi Wan at Utapau's Rent-A-Lizard counter?  Would you like insurance?  A damage waiver?  Credit card?  Shuttle to the lizard lot?

[edimusmaximus]

I was in fact going to film this as a youtube video but would much rather see it on robotchicken

Fat out of shape Jedi using the force for various things such as -  grabbing a beer from the fridge, using the force to trick the pizza guy into thinking you've already paid him, catching fleeing adversaries buy making things fall on them because you are too fat to catch them.

You could have the jedi robes covered in grease and have them with big ole beer guts.

It would be epic

[NandoStevens]

Yo Robot Chicken crew,

How about a Game of Thrones spicial? It would be based on the HBO show and would cover the first and second season. I feel like the show is popular enough with your demographic that it could be a great success. I write sketch comedy for a Hoboken group called Off Center and I have a few sketches written that would work on it. Here's one.

The Onion Knight Rises

by Nando

Characters: Davos Seaworth, Stannis Baratheon, Melisandre, Tyrion

DAVOS and STANNIS are talking on Stannis’ ship.

STANNIS: I admire you Sir. Davos.

DAVOS: I am glad to hear it Lord Stannis.

STANNIS: You brought us those onions when we needed them the most. Without them, we would all have surely died.

DAVOS: Just doing my job. I will do whatever it takes to serve you your grace. But I am just a man.

STANNIS: Aye but if you make yourself more than just a man; if you devote yourself to an ideal, then you become something else entirely.

DAVOS: What would you have me do?

STANNIS: We have to show the people of King’s Landing that their city doesn’t belong to the criminals and the corrupt. People need dramatic examples to shake them out of apathy and you can’t do that as Davos Seaworth. As a man, you’re flesh and blood. You can be ignored. You can be destroyed. But as a symbol, as a symbol you can be everlasting. You can be incorruptible. Not the hero Westeros needs but the one they deserve. You will be...The Onion Knight.

CUT TO:

TYRION is standing at the castle overlooking the bay.

TYRION: Its me, the Quipper the midget prince of comebacks and I am going to kill everyone in Stannis’ army.

Davos drops in dressed like an Onion version of Batman.

DAVOS: I can’t let you do that Quipper.

TYRION: Ah yes the Onion Knight. I’ve heard rumors about you. I guess you’ll just have to sail right into the bay and fight me yourself.

DAVOS: (to self) Hmmm. This seems like a trap.

Davos just keeps sailing.

TYRION: Well are you going to do anything about it?

DAVOS: (to self) It just doesn’t feel right.

TYRION: That is because it is a trap. You should correct your path so we can get to some more verbal sparring.

DAVOS: (to self) I don’t know about this.

TYRION: Seriously, you aren’t going to do anything? You deserve to get exploded. Bron, kill him.

BRON fires an arrow into the wildfire killing Davos and his fleet.

BAT-SYMBOL TRANSITION

Stannis and MELISANDRE are standing in Stannis’ fortress.

STANNIS: I don’t know how that failed. I did exactly what you told me.

MELISANDRE: No, I said the NIGHT is DARK and full of terrors. NIGHT. DARK. DARK KNIGHT.

STANNIS: Ooooooooh. I get it.

END

I love Robot Chicken and if you have any interest in hearing the other sketches I have written, email #### and I will be happy to work with you guys.

Thanks,

Nando

[hillbillyscotsman]

How bout an episode that goes along with "spies like us"..the "doctor,doctor handshake"....except the
Scene starts off with ghostbusters bringing down a ghost...they start shaking hands...Dr,dr,dr,etc...

Then come back to scene a couple times later with the robot chicken mad scientist,Dr.frankenstein,
Dr pepper can, gene Simmons as Dr love....doctors from mash....Dr giggles, big bang theory nerds,
A skinny "diet" Dr pepper....or something along those line....classic hit

[oelopez75]

Personally I feel that Clifford the Big Red Dog would be an excellent choice for a parody. Think about the Poop stories that you creative geniuses can come up with.

Cleaning up after Clifford

Clifford gets the runs

Clifford is rabid

Clifford violates his k friends

Clifford is in heat

Clifford takes care of his junk

Clifford family is dealing with the economy and can't afford to feed him (recession related)

Clifford is abandoned and picked up by animal control and is put to sleep from not being adopted in time (can run continuously with recession story line)

Emily Elizabeth Howard is in shock after she witnesses Clifford do something shocking (plug in the first 6 topics here)

[oelopez75]

Along with the Hulk story line:

Hulk takes viagra and says "HULK SMASH!", poor girl

[oelopez75]

dont forget "F*** the police" by NWA

[5Hole79]

I would love to see a Disney Themed Episode where they rip on all the classics. 

Imagine if you will the Little Mermaid being exposed as a complete idiot to Prince Eric.  I mean come on the girl thinks she can communicate with fish, she brushes her hair with a fork...

So many options...

[AquaHarveyRobotLab]

ok, so its Jeebus, on a stage, in taps, dancing for about 1.5 sec.

get it?

also, i guess you're not allowed to spell it the real way.  good to know there's someone out there protecting people the *REAL* profanity.  seriously, what if i'm trying to talk to my buddy hayzoos from mayhiko? he won't know if i'm talking to him or monwell.

[Jinbuja]

SKETCH IDEA:

What if Indianna Jones worked at a community college?

Think about it.

[Bluehamster]

MOAR #### PUDDING! 

[JBgoode]

How about RC "Rick Rolling" in which you see a expected sketch start & all of a sudden, a stop-motion Ken doll made to look like Rick Astley shows up miming the original recording of "Never Gonna Give You Up" & even doin' the video's stiff-looking dance steps.  Then on the screen, the words "YOU GOT RICK ROLL'D ON RC!!!" appear!

This could happen on several episodes. 

[dyner32]

It was just Julia Childs birthday... 100 years old- she dead.. but how funny would an Iron Chef Legends be for Robot Chicken... Throw James Beard (flaming gay) and Julia Child vs Bobby Flay and Mario Batali (probably gay). Definitely some good characters to play with there. Throw it in Robot Chicken Kitchen Stadium with Alton Brown (pretty sure he sold his soul) and the Chairman.. What a show

[bosler]

I think this would be awesome: Make a Lord of the Rings/X-Men crossover (Similar to the X-Men/Police Academy crossover.)

Wolverine is given the One Ring, and is informed that it has to be taken to Mount Doom.

Professor X: One does not simply walk into Mordor.

Nightcrawler: No. You Teleport.

Then you can have the miscellaneous characters say: You have my laser sight. You have my ability to control weather. And you have my telekinetic abilities...

Then Nightcrawler teleports them all to Mount Doom, where (conveniently) a Gollum-ish character is waiting. He bites off Wolverine's finger and falls into the lava. Wolverine shrugs and watches as his finger grows back.

Then they go out to face the orcs, and Cyclops blows them all away in a matter of moments. They all look at each other and one asks: "Did it really take Peter Jackson three movies to tell this story?" 

[TreMills]

PLEASE CANCEL! this show is horrible, corny, mediocre. Worst than 10 other shows I seen on hiutus or cancled on AS. This network is all about opertunity and less for the people.. Adult Swim coulda had thier own network by now if it wasn't for poor decisions. Seth Green is a pathetic un-funny doosh. Robot Chicken is corny enough for 12 year olds.. yet it's on Adult Swim. Bring back Delocated, and Eric Andre Show. Less shows for 12 year olds.

[Newdivide1701]

What is the secret to Soylent Green?

Frank's Red Hot Sauce. I put that "&@$$" on everything.

[shoneybear76]

I would love to see a crossover of Star Wars and Star Trek...the Enterprise goes through a time warp into the time of a Galaxay far far away...they land on Endor and stun a few Ewoks....and eventually they meet Jar Jar Binks and set their phasers on Kill!!!  It would #### off a lot of Trekkies and Star Wars purists...I think it would be hilarious!!!

[DBMlive]

Best idea ever. A whole episode of Chuck Norris jokes.. or at least the better ones. Re-post this and let's make it happen!

[LigotageLeto]

Movies;

- Back to the Future.

- Who Framed Roger Rabit.

- Ghostbusters.

and some other B movies, like some of the early Peter Jackson movies, like Meet the Feebles.

[paulf991]

Has anyone put together a compilation of all the DC clips that have appeared throughout the Seasons?

[deceased]

season six already

[pmhibbert67]

You have treasure hunters following a rainbow until the rainbow ends searching for a pot of gold! But instead of gold the hunters find a bunch of gay guys dancing around it, with techno blasting.