Robot Chicken

[Toketsu]

That scene from the Godfather films with the horse's head in the bed. Done with carebears and a my little pony.

[LegalEZ]

My friends and I are sick, sick people and we thought of something that would be awesomely sick but twistedly funny....

     There was that episode where the tooth fairy sat with the kid through different variations of "mommy and daddy fight," and at the end the skit got the award for darkest sketch ever.....so here with go with what would have to be the most truly dark sketch ever:

It begins with a hot girl sleeping in her bed. A masked-guy sneaks into the room and viciously rapes her (off camera of course).  When it is all over he is zipping up his pants and she is crying hysterically when he says "you have just been prank-raped! Look into the camera....right there!" Then...."Next time on Prank Rapers..S*o*d*o*m*y gets hilarious!"

[pingnak]

Ranma and friends return to Jusenkyo in an attempt to cure their tranformation curses.

They inevitably fall into another cursed spring.

The fat Chinese curator does his 'Too bad' bit, and informs them "You fall into 'Spring of Industrial Run-Off', very cursed spring."  Then he points up the hill where a large factory is turning out McDonald's toys.

Girl-Ranma breaks out  in Chloracne and Panda-Genma's hair falls out in clumps.  Genma holds up a sign saying "WFT???"

"Oh, too bad!" continues the curator, earnestly.  "You get big dose dioxins and heavy metal!"

Shampoo & Ryoga & Mousse die outright because the lethal dose of the chemical waste is much lower for the small animals that they transform into when they get wet.

Things go horribly down-hill from there for Ranma & Genma's health, possibly culminating in spontaneous combustion.

[xGothicAngel]

One awesome idea for the final robot chicken episode, would be the completion of the intro. In the intro, the chicken is brought back to life, and is taught everything by watching the tv screens. But then thats all we see,  what about after the chicken finished learning everything, and is set free out into the world. 

[takaschin]

First time posting, but here are a few quick ideas:

Scene from "Princess Bride" where the girl discovers the Dread Pirate Roberts is really Wesley. As he's falling down the hill and yells "As You Wish!", he lands in a crumpled heap instead of the leisurely roll he took in the film.

Cooking show with The Incredible Hulk. He's making meatloaf and says "Hulk Mash!" and then holds up the final product.

Play on "It's A Wonderful Life". When George goes to jump off the bridge there's a line of stockbrokers waiting to jump ahead of him.Could update this to the 2008 version or something due to recent stock plummets.

Another "It's a Wonderful Life". An emergency in heaven as there's a shortage of wings for the Christmas season. "Every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings." Can go to a clip of like a little boy angel wanting to receive his wings for Christmas and gets an empty box.

Play with the movie "Face/Off". Instead of the surgery going well the faces just look all fancy since medicine can't really do that.

[dannyboy811]

when is robot chicken going to make fun of spongebob or the simpsons, that would be great

[dannyboy811]

that would be great, a that donkey would be taking pills for deppresion, and tiger would be on crack

[dannyboy811]

but they made so many transformers parodys already, and also probably about 2 voltron skits as well

[MindBlowingCarrot]

Ok so my friend and I thought this was a funny thing that I would just like to see come to life.

You know those trash cans at McDonalds or Sonic or wherever, that have the lid they basically goes right into you car...meaning anything that flies out of there comes in your car, and those trash cans are nesting grounds for god knows what.

Here is my vision....

A person pulls up to trash can.....throws something in there....swarm of bees come flying out of the can and into the car.....car goes across a highway over a curb and into a big ditch filled with trees then explodes....onstanders just watch and the whole time this is happening you can only hear the person screaming...

[evill-n-boo]

Characters: Barbie type doll, Ken type doll, an aroused bear

Place: in the woods

Scenario: The Ken and Barbie type dolls start making out, when he says “you ready to play the lumber jack shoving his wood down the canal game?” then she says “o’yeah, poke away! stud!” then he take off his shirt to reveal a hairy chest. Then she say “OMG! A BEAR!” then he says “that’s right baby, GRRRRR!” she then says “noooo, there’s a bear right behind you” the bear then mounts him from behind and starts hunching him and moaning, the ken type doll has a horrified look on his face staring off into the distance, while he’s sandwiched between her and the bear, she then whispers to him “play dead, and maybe he’ll go away” the scene ends with the bear smacking him on the butt cheek.

Message Edited by evill-n-boo on 10-19-2008 12:10 AM

[evill-n-boo]

Characters: Doug Goldstein doll

Place: in the bathroom

Scenario: Opens with a naked and very hairy Doug with his back to the camera looking down at his junk and you hear some scratching, then you see him reach over to a running sink and him cleaning off his razor, he then starts shaving again and you see something fall to the floor from between his legs and you hear a small “splat” noise, he then lowers his head more and says “dammit” then turns his head to where you can see the side of his face and says “not again” and sighs

[0-Omega1]

u guys at robot chiken gotta make a dbz parody; ok heres how it goes u know how they always deflect the energy blasts right. ok one hits a guy climing on a mountain and he sues them. while in court vageta asks gohan if he but up the warnning sign, and gohan says sorry i forgot due to A.D.D./ pretty funny eh my friend thought of it so the credit goes to him. thanks man.

[Perfectinhisworld]

i know ATHF came out with a movie... in theaters. that made me so proud. lol. has robot chiekn come out with a movie? like.... on the big screen? not just on tv? i could definitely watch two hours of robot chicken.... actually.. i did. my brother made me watch the whole first season. but it would be great to have election stuff in there.... and.... you should... like..... put me... like.. in the movie. can i be an extra? lol. j/k. unless you're serious..ummm....k bye

[Nidgle]

I don't know if you guys would be able to make it and put it out in time for the election but I think a spot about Bob the Builder asking Obama a question and then he gets inundated by news cameras and talked about from coast to coast would be hillarious

[mattzurella]

The death of an American icon.

The good ol' bible belt family sits down for dinner.

Gives thanks, and begins to eat.

As they begin to cut into the meat cassarole (whatever) .....

OH DEAR GOD NO!!!!

Honey you didn't!!!!

As the man of the house pulls the limp body of "The Hamburger Helper" [with x x's for eyes] from the main course meal,

and the children begin to cry,

and the mother puts her hand over her mouth in disbelief as to saying to herself. "What have I done?"

<CHSSSSHHH channel change here>

Luckily, later in the show, we find his long lost twin loser brother (The other glove) living his life in waste with a job oppurtunity as a replacement.

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[katt_goddess]

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mattzurella wrote:

The death of an American icon.

The good ol' bible belt family sits down for dinner.

Gives thanks, and begins to eat.

As they begin to cut into the meat cassarole (whatever) .....

OH DEAR GOD NO!!!!

Honey you didn't!!!!

As the man of the house pulls the limp body of "The Hamburger Helper" [with x x's for eyes] from the main course meal,

and the children begin to cry,

and the mother puts her hand over her mouth in disbelief as to saying to herself. "What have I done?"

<CHSSSSHHH channel change here>

Luckily, later in the show, we find his long lost twin loser brother (The other glove) living his life in waste with a job oppurtunity as a replacement.

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To add on to this thought, we could find out that Hamburger Helpers lost brother has been cross-dressing as the Arby's Oven Mitt.

[Sethylococcus]

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evill-n-boo wrote:

Characters: Doug Goldstein doll

Place: in the bathroom

Scenario: Opens with a naked and very hairy Doug with his back to the camera looking down at his junk and you hear some scratching, then you see him reach over to a running sink and him cleaning off his razor, he then starts shaving again and you see something fall to the floor from between his legs and you hear a small “splat” noise, he then lowers his head more and says “dammit” then turns his head to where you can see the side of his face and says “not again” and sighs

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I've got this idea:

Character:  Doug Goldstein doll

Place:  Lark Street

Scenario:  A naked and very hairy Doug Goldstein falls down the stairs of what used to be the QE2. 

**I so totally know that happened in real life**  

[ultradude69]

strike it from weeknights its 2 much already

[RoshiBlues]

i just got this idea while watching MST3K Santa Clause

The Last house on Santas trip and he unleashes a horrible plague opon the people of the house by taking a dump in the bathroom after eating and drinking his own weight in nothing but milk and cookies.

[poison]

robot chicken should mock the actors and such or movies seth green and stuff were on, since its pop culture...or not just him, but something like that...i could be more creative and insightful but i dont feel like it...

[MrTanaka]

I had a idea for robot chicken. I was flipping thru the channel's n came across Predator, right when Arnold lets loose the giant tree trunk. I thought pfht ewok trap, IDEA   I'll just show ya , it needs no further explanation.

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&fr
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[MrTanaka]

Photoshop is fun no?

[RoshiBlues]

thats hilarious

[Sethylococcus]

Prune Jamba Juice. Enough said.

[KFNMNPAH]

Has anyone ever seen "Stan Lee's Harples"? There needs to be a sketch called "Stan Lee's Herpes." I'm guessing it would show Stan Lee talking with a bunch of redding bumps over his mouth.