Robot Chicken

[quinnfox9000]

I would like to see an Indiana Jones robot chicken

[EternalCorpseGod]

Show Seth Green taking it from behind by the **noel** Robot.

lmao

[Proj3ctAlic3]

I think it would be awsome to see a alice in wonderland spoof where alice eats the side of the mushroom that makes her grow big then it would cut into like a godzilla parody where alice is terrorizing wonderland and all its creations.

[GrubmanGrundy]

Cancellation.

[Ravenpuff]

http://blog.sfgate.com/techchron/2012/01/16/steve-jobs-doll-its-b
een-icanceled/

In Icons was going to make a Steve Jobs action figure, but due to pressure from Apple and "respect for the Jobs family" (read: Laywer whoopass!), they are cancelling the dolls, even prepayment for them will be refunded.  But you can find them on eBay for $2500.

I want the staff at Robot Chicken to buy one then make a commercial making fun of all those action figure commercials of the 80's. I was to see Steve Jobs action figure berate cowering software engineers, unflinchingly fire hardware engineers, dining of Vegan, organic action figure accessories like the tofu and soba plate at the other accessory, the Mac Cafe and then the action figure kick employees in the face who want to prostrate themselves in front of him.  

[Ravenpuff]

Ooh, a condom commercial.  "Protect your wand from hogwarts when entering her chamber of secrets."

[SeaMoose]

A friend just spent two hours trying to figure out how to transform the new Bumblee toy (~1/17 scale Camaro from the movies). It made me imagine Prime saying, "Autobots, ROLL OUT", but then, rather than them transforming quickly and smoothly as usual, instead they would spend several minutes awkwardly trying to remember how to do it. As they struggle, one of them would get angry and start swearing, while another would accidentally break a piece.

[VoteForFamine]

1)      A robot constructs a time machines, goes back in time, and has **noel** sex with Emily Dickinson. The robot then returns back to the future to enjoy the poems she wrote about the experience.

2)      A third grade class is in session, Miss Honey is teaching the children their ABCs; suddenly, a lumberjack enters the classroom, funny music begins and the lumberjack mutilates the children and then finally the teacher.

3)      A fat black kid is in a diner. He orders a 3-foot stack of ice cream. When he finishes, he realizes he needs his insulin shot that dropped out of his pocket when he entered the diner. The rest of the scene is the fat black kid aggressively army crawling towards the insulin shot, which he never quite reaches.

4)      Occupy Moscow is the new rage in Russia. The occupiers stand in the streets holding their 99% signs, and you can see a minus 30-degree temperature reading. The riot police are in a near by building with the fireplace running; they laugh at the spectators. In a Russian winter, the riot police fight back by going inside.

5)      Wiley coyote smokes an enormous hit of crack, he then manages to catch the roadrunner and savagely feast upon his bones, skin, and flesh.

6)      A woman is standing next to a black board, the equation 2+2= is written on the board. She wrongly assumes the answer is 5 (and gets shot?).

7)      An angry man is infested with aids from his girl friend. In order to receive his revenge, he decides to purposely get his girlfriend pregnant, wait nine months, and then make her explain to their child why she is a **noel** who infected both of them.

8)      The power goes out and the local insane asylum decides to play hide-and-seek.

9)      FLAME ON! to ignite my cigarette.

 Coca-cola puts cocaine back in their drinks in time for the Special Olympics.

[tootink4u]

i like how they showed the alien from the cabana in Star Wars that gets his arm cut off. they show his daily life, going to work, going to the cabana, losing an arm, then losing his job. good stuff. do the same thing for the green alien in Galaxy Quest that shoots Quillick and then his gun jams.  it could be made so the guy is having the worst day ever then he ends it by getting beat up by Alan Rickman. acting talent aside, that's just embarrasing.

[JBgoode]

Remeber when I talked about a "I'm Sh-thead" (pronounced Sh--Teeed) parody titled "I'm Sethgreen", well here are the lyrics:

I'm Sethgreen & I walk like this

I'm Sethgreen & I dance like this

I'm Sethgreen, I can only count to 8

What the heck come after 8

I'm Sethgreen & I pee sitting down

I'm a robot

I'm Sethgreen & I levitate in my sleep

I'm Sethgreen & Madonna's my sister

I'm Sethgreen & my shoes are stuck

I'm Sethgreen & I never saw a potleaf

I'm Sethgreen & I'm definately not Jewish (lying on purpose for comedy, since he IS)

I'm Sethgreen & I speak in tongues

I'm Sethgreen & I like to crap

I'm Sethgreen & I tumble like a weed

I'm Sethgreen & I'm always high

(brief trippy segment)

I'm Sethgreen, wanna be sacrificed?

I'm Sethgreen & I burnt a dentist's office down

I'm Sethgreen, I forgot how to exhale

I'm Sethgreen & I jump from Atlanta to LA

I'm Sethgreen & I'm a one-man SWAT team

I'm Sethgreen & girls can't resist me

I'm Sethgreen & I'm HIV negative

I'm Sethgreen & I only perform oral (eating p-ssy)

I'm Sethgreen & my doctors sez I hafta fart in public to live

I'm Sethgreen & I'm allegric to my toes

I'm Sethgreen 'cause I know where you live

I'm Sethgreen & you better not belch

(Sethgreen belches)

I'm Setgreen & I don't comply with Newton's theory

I'm Sethgreen & I (screams w/ mouth closed)

I'm Sethgreen & Life is one big Chicken joke

(laughs uncontrollably)

("Please f--k me" appears on screen at end)

(cut to channel-surf for next sketch)

[lbz5mc12]

The energizer bunny gets prostate cancer from a leaky battery and keeps going and going and going.......

[danieldarko]

As many officers that get killed by Vader, the empire is actually lost by not being able to cover insurance costs for deaths in the life insurance policies.  Vader death clause would cover any death of imperial officer killed by vader.  Cost overruns put empire in peril and the empire asks for bailout....This could go on and on with current tie in to insurance collapse and bail out monies.  tell me what you think.  Insurance agents freaking out.  emperor more pissed off than when he lost the death star.

twitter: **noel**

**noel**

[RanzyFatale]

To go along with all of the mock twilight, I think it would be fantastic to have a clip where you have the "vampires" from twilight having a scene from one of the movies, but have all the older vampires from Dracula, Interview with the vampire, underworld, blade and ect, come and destroy them. ((Have a funny moment with the glitter shin-dig or something as well.)) I just thought it would be rather funny to point out these over-rated over-populated so-called vampires with vampires f the old legends.

[svenus5683]

Sketch Idea:  Base off of Charles Dicken's "A Chirstmas Carol"

Sketch Idea A:  After Scrooge wakes up after being visited by the three ghost.  He is outside his house on his stoop talking about how he will change and keep Christmas Past, Present, and Future in his heart, blah blah blah.  He takes a step and slip causing him to fall and break his neck.  He dies.  Then the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come speaks and saids "Wow! How did I not see that coming?"

Sketch Idea B: Scrooge has just double Bob Cratchit salary and telling him he will help his family.  Bob then Ask Scrooge "Why the sudden change of Heart?"  Scrooge replies "Well Bob, I was visited by three Ghost who showed me my past, present and future in just one night."  (something like that sounding a little crazy)  Bob is stun "uhhhhh . . . I  See."  Then cuts to the Men putting Scrooge in to a carriage to take him to the Insane asylum as Scrooge yalls "I'm telling the truth, I saw three Ghost.  They took me places.  I even saw my old partner.  They showed me the True and how to change.  You have to believe me"  (again, something like that sounding a little crazy).  Camera shifts to Bob and a cop.  Cop is telling him "Thanks for turning him in I think with age he's losing his mind.  Now you own his business." (I don't know, something like that)

[lbz5mc12]

I can't remember the name of the disease but it's the one Steven Hawking has. But imagine two men in his situation having a rap battle. Basically there just ripping each other a new one battle rap style.

[lbz5mc12]

Came up with a goofy song in the shower this morning. The person I imagine singing it would either be Jamaican or India Indian with a really thick accent. Okay here goes:

Gonna get the power,

Gonna take a shower,

Hopefully I won't be in here for a freaking hour.

Gonna get wrinkly,

With a really clean winky,

Even though it's only about the size of my pinky.

Gonna wash my butt crack so it won't get stinky.

Wrinkly,

Winky,

Pinky,

Stinky.

That's about all I could come up with before I hit a rhyme wall. Feel free to reply and add to it.

[lbz5mc12]

Imagine if you will Ken and Barbie in a porn scene. They're doing it on a high wide desk. He's hittin it from behind and there both up on the desk. She tells him to pull her hair. Cut to about ten minutes later, Ken's got this huge grin on his face because he's goin at it like a champion. Unfortunately it's not exactly cold in the office scene. Ken's grin changes to a look of horror as he realizes that his palms have become sweaty as he starts to slowly slide down the length of Barbie's rather long hair. This all happens in slow motion with one of those classic, deep, drawn out NOOOOOOO's.  As he slips out of her the fear of what's about to happen, him hitting a rather hard marble floor, causes him to blow his load right into the camera lens, which was getting a closeup of Barbie's face at the time. The scene blacks out due to the now cream covered camera lens but the sound is still working. We can't see but we here a thud and a scream of horror as Ken's head connects with the floor. We can here feet shuffling around as the crew gathers around Ken. We here a couple of people vommiting as one person queries, "is that his brain". We also here Barbie going into histerics in the background. We cut to Ken's funeral. We see Ken's mother kneeling at the side of her son's open grave sobbing. Suddenly she springs to her feet charging toward Barbie screaming all sorts of vile things. Basically how Barbie is a  W h o r e and her son's death is all Barbie's fault. The skit fades out with Ken's mother's hands around Barbie's neck and all hell breaking loose at the funeral.

[ARC77]

If you do another Star Wars set, you should do a skit where the Gunners of the trade federation ships that make up the blockade around Naboo place bets that they can shoot the astrodroids off the J-type 327 Nubian as it runs the blockade. I mean what 3 droids are shot off in a row? how does that happen w/o hitting the ship?! I think it has a lot of potential so ill leave it in your capable hands.

If you don't know what im talking about it happens as Obi, Qui, and Padme are leaving Naboo near the Start of Episode 1 and R2 fixes the shields.

[deceased]

that would be funny

[deceased]

i think they had one

[Greener]

I'd like to see a dvd/bluray compilation of all the Xmas sketches from every season ... with some brand new exclusive ones of course

so many great Xmas skits but I couldn't be bothered to sift thru every season to find them when I'm feeling festive and hammered on Nog

put'em all out in a nice little Xmas package ... sell us what we already have #### It !!!

[GramLokey]

U guys should do a skit on Dora the exstorter and keep swipper as her hench man.Dora the exstorter dora the exstorter swipper gone and swipe him swipper gone and swipe him!

[AllKnowingTrashHeap]

Star Trek eating disorder.  She eats the food and beams it back out.

The Voltron Lions are forced to inbreed in order to ensure survival.  The birth defected cubs join to form 3 armed, 2 headed creepy looking thing.  The people of Arus turn on it and start to cheer for a robeast.

Channel Flip 1 - Figure1(male) and Figure2(female) lego figures dressed in towels are at the peak of the build up to a typical love scene.  They drop their towels revealing a lego peg on his groin and they jump into the bed.

Channel Flip 2 - The lego figures wake up in bed together.  Figure2 gets out of the bed and her "hair" pops off.  When she scrambles for it Figure1 sees that Figure2 has a peg on her groin. Close up of Figure1's shocked face.

Channel Flip 3 - Sad piano. Figure1 is in the shower scrubbing and crying.  Everywhere he goes he catches himself looking at pegs.  Cut to him getting up from the couch and leaving a therapists office. 

Channel Flip 4 - Figure1 walks up to a house's front door and knocks.  Figure2 answers.  Figure1 pulls the "hair" out from behind his back and returns it.  Figure2 puts it on and winks, turns around and reveals a lego "slot" on his backside.  Figure1 shrugs and follows Figure2 inside.

[obiwanknobody]

boba can be a good guy look at anikin

[snedra]

My husband and I were recently #### into a marathon of America's Next Top Model. 

We were thinking that a Robot Chicken of "America's Next Top Human Centipede" would be awesome.  Ms. J and Mr. J can be at the front of the competing human centipedes trying not to take a crap in the model's mouths because they want them to lose more weight for their photo shoots.

First human centipede to "eat" gets eliminated.