Robot Chicken

[mgangel1124]

the [as] staff writing the bumps. they could have some kind of filter that takes a brilliant idea and turns it into the bumps that end up on t.v....

or enter the fat one: part 2

[simoFG14]

"Where's ol' Hop-A-Long?"

[DCdangerous]

OK this may not be ALL funny but it just struck me. I realize that the machine-loving-robot was used in a previous episode before it was loving "Love Bug". So I had a great idea about the robot sneaking into another garage, having his eye on another machine, maybe an old fridge or an old air pressurizer, and out pops the host of the Dateline special where they catch sexual predators in the act and ask questions. This is where we change to another skit since the robot never talks. Later on we go back to the Dateline host asking the robot, "Well how do you know they are consenting to have sex? They can't talk." We go back to another skit. Then we go back to the Dateline host ending the questions and the robot leaves, and that is when the cops pile him and arrest him. Let justice be done!!


So whaddya think?

Message Edited by DCdangerous on 05-17-2006 01:15 AM

[Duck182]

I would recreate those "Hey, Rocky!!!  Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!!!" segments from Rocky & Bullwinkle.  3 segments:

first time:  pulls out dead hooker

second time:  dead Natasha

third time:  dead Rocky. 

[DCdangerous]

Ok more gross ideas,

This is based on the Vh1 100 shocking moments in rock n roll special. There is one moment invloving a girl band L7 reacting to hecklers in the crowd by pulling out her tampon and throwing it at them. Did you puke yet?

So here is the sequence, The first shot is a shot of L7 rocking, then cut to two guys in the crowd saying "You stink L7, my grandma rocks better than you and she has parkinsons!". The cut to the main guitar player saying "All right, that's it! I'll show them!", and she begins to unzip. THen cut back to the boys saying:

"Dude, is she putting her pants down?"

"Well that got my attention! Wait it looks like she is grabbing something OH MY GOD is that her tampon?!"

"Oh sick it looks like a red vase!"

Then the tampon is thrown and knocks down the guy.

Cut to the guitarist with her pants down saying "Yeah. Up yours you morons!"

The the tampon is thrown back hitting her in the stomach knocking her down.

Message Edited by DCdangerous on 05-18-2006 11:53 AM

[sm0keh]

shop smart, shop S mart!

[eHud888]

Luke starts playing marco polo with darth vader in the empire strikes back. Darth Vader starts to get pissed off and says something to the effect of, come on luke, you know I can't see well in the dark, it's these stupid sunglasses they built into my helmet.

Next scene - Luke discovers a way to ground himself and the emporer starts to use force lightning on him but then it goes right through him and shorts out the lights in the room. The emporer gets frustrated and sighs and then Vader yells ah come on, wish we would discover a force nightvision goggles or something

[Mega-Meatwad]

A Sketch where Batman is on "To Catch a Preditor".

[ProjectHalfbreed]

Ok people your Idea are great but mine is better than yours How about robot chicken do a who skit on the game super smash brothers brawl not that would be the greats thhing of my life and maybe and other games as well that would be totally awsm ^^

[aburke914]

Don't get me wrong here, I love Robot Chicken. I'm just suggesting maybe they come out with some more new episodes!!! I mean I watch adult swim every night. And every episode of Robot Chicken is a re-run. So please play more new episodes instead of the same old bull####!!!!!!!

[keith_high_walker]

a while ago i was thinking about those V8 commercials and so i was thinking  you should try it if you like it.  ok there's two kids

hanging out then you see them go up to the fridge then they open it and there's only a pepsi and a V8 so one kid says to the other

which one do you want and the other kid says i'll take the pepsi and starts to walk away and then you see the kid still at the fridge

and he grabs the V8 bottle and starts beating the crap out of his friend with the bottle screaming "YOU SHOULD'VE HAD A V8".

and thats my idea!!!????

Message Edited by keith_high_walker on 05-31-2008 12:37 AM

[anthoo7]

you should do an adult swim show special.whit aqua teen hunger force,metalocalypse,venture bros...

[Ravage]

I have one idea I've thought about since Robot Chicken first aired. After Kermit and Mrs. Piggy get married, and she gets pregnant on the honeymoon. Skit would end nine months later when she gives birth. Out would pop a baby Yoda

[BirdWad]

I've always been a fan of robot chicken, but the one thing that gets on my nerves is that seth green does all the voices, and they all sound like him. I know it's not a big deal, but can't they even get some of the folks from around the office to jump in the sound booth for a few minutes.

[juliesweet]

It's the same with Family Guy being Seth MacFarlane who once said it's because of Screen Actors Guild laws. 

[quantum_cipher]

For some reason I only find this show amusing when I'm stoned. Coincidence? I think not.

[NikkiReck]

Zodiac spiff-off where they catch the killer and its someone weird like Captain Kirk or The Fonz

[westpark]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simcha_Jacobovici

Do a skit about this guy. The name just brings up horrible images.... 

[robotpollo]

i have an amazing idea for a robot chicken episode!!! Robot chicken should put 3 people running from the cops and the people go into a farm and they each hide in a sack, the cops kick da 1st bag and the 1st person goes "MEOW!" and the cops say "Oh its just a cat" then the cops kick the 2nd bag and then da 2nd person goes "woof!" and the cops say "Oh its just a dog". Then when they kick the 3rd bag, the 3rd person says "potatoes!" and then the cops say "Oh its just potatoes" and the cops just walk away LOL!!! think about it!!!

[FriendWithWeed]

i thought this one would be funny as hell.

Bush Jr. is sitting in his living room separating coke getting ready to do some lines when his roommate Bill Clinton walks in butt **h4x3d** naked smokin a cigar dripping with hooker spit.  End

[Blindjew]

Maybe a Sesame Street/PBS episode?

Skit Idea:

Typewriter guy from the Sesame Street show wheeling into a white screen, sniffling, doing its usual 'nu-nu-nu', but in a downbeat tone rather than upbeat. It types 'S' onto itself, saying the letter aloud, as per the show. It then finishes typing out 'SUICIDE' before wheeling offscreen. Shadows show the typewriter guy pulling up a stool, climbing and stretching out a noose before climbing on the stool and wrapping the noose about itself. Bucking the stool out from under itself, the typewriter guy is hung (all viewed via shadow on white backdrop), making a final 'Ding' sound like a typewriter reaching the end of a line. Mayhaps the tray hanging loose at the end in the shadow. A voice-over saying 'Suicide' in a know-it-all voice follows before fade.

[WoolyBear_56]

Keep up the good work!!!  Anything you guys can come up with to "expand" upon, let er go!!!   We haven't seen much in the way of Westerns yet...you could do a GunSmoke skit...

[Ravage]

Another idea for a skit would be a Nightmare on Elm Street theme. However in this skit...Freddy is running for his life as Kathy Griffin is wearing a wedding gown. When he wakes up he has a wedding band on and She is in bed with him

[RogerRefuge]

You guys should do a sceen where you show what really happend to Steve from Blues Clues. He went crazy from talking to himself every episode: He's in an insane asylum talking to the wall pretending its Blue and he's drawing paw prints and "clues" on the wall calling it his Handy Dandy Notebook.

[realGonzo]

If you do another 'Where are they know' episodes where Micheal Moore catches up on a few friends...use Carth from KOTOR (Knights of the Old Repubic [XBox]) and show him in battle again robots, aliens, and **h4x3d**ty Jedi... turn to present day and have him as some funny middle-aged guy who does voice overs in commercials...like i think the real guy does http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvzZIau7kag ... could you use the real commercial sound to throw some media knowlegde "i think" of what Raphael Sbarge is up to/has done