Robot Chicken

[Zero223]

when i watch robot chicken I always love it when people get killed or kicked in the balls.  the lincoln kicking Robert E. Lee in the ** dragon breath ** was great! LMAO.  although the repetition of george of the jungle falling was too long. even if it was for filler time, do a small segment.  one thats just funny or outrageous.

IE: CSI (the one with Grissom) have the characters doing a case, where they all kill eachother off due to someone leading them on and creating false leads, then show Grissom as the bad guy who leads them to kill eachother. Reason: they all call him a mindless person who doesn't care about the people involved in the cases.   then, at the end of the segment,  have him mount the characters (CSI TEAM) like stufffed animals (like a standing bear) and have him saying something like "Oh I care  (laughs crazly)" 

that would be the sheet!

[smoke_or_die]

Winne Da Pooh

Get Honey or Die Tryin

He got stung 9 times tryin to get dat yellow jacket gold

and for a lil taste of dat honey, u can skull-fuk piglet

[The_Doctor_42]

Gandolf the Grey and the Balrog are driving down the highway. The Balrog is in too small a car and he's already pissed off. He tries to get by Gandolf, but Gandolf won't have it. He gets pissed as well, rolls down his window and yells "YOU SHALL NOT PAAASSSS!!!". A fissure opens in the highway and the Balrog drives right into it.

Flash later to young Gandolf (still with beard) and young Balrog in a classroom taking a test. The Balrog tries to copy off of Gandolf, and Gandolf yells "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" in his kiddie voice and the floor swallows up the Balrog.

::Insert similar scenarios here::

(Optional) - Later Gandolf and the Balrog are sitting next to eachother on a park bench.  They look at eachother and kiss.  Immediately cut to Legolas explaining to the elven princess that Gandolf was 'taken by both shadow and flame'.

[The_Doctor_42]

Reply to the twix commercial suggestion:

A guy gets done stabbing someone to death in an alley.  A cop shows up. The screen freezes and the announcer says "Need a moment?".  After eating a twix, the guy says "Hey I found the Zodiac killer!" and the cop laughs and the skip off together.

[velocirapture]

Or Gandalf can be a crossing guard...

[LoneWolf7471]

I would like to see Robot Chicken spoof MADTV and Bobby Lee as the "uh oh Hot Dog" guy. I think there could be some serious hilarity involved in something like that. Use some of the famous lines like "He say...it's like a POP!" and "Uh oh Hot Dog" but throw in some of the classic Robot Chicken nonsense for seasoning.

[The_Doctor_42]

So I'm picturing Mario and Pricess Peach in bed, and Mario goes under the covers while the sound of going down the pipe is played.  Immediately the Bowser's castle music is played and you hear the sound that Mario 3 makes when you're running fast enough to fly.  Princess peach goes wild and you hear coins getting collected.  Princess Peach screams "Wario!", Mario comes up and you hear the music that plays when Mario dies.

[The_Doctor_42]

Some camera guy is standing on the set of a porn.  The director calls for the new guy and a Dalek rolls in with his eyestalk pointed up.  The director sends him in and he starts repeating "EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!"  Everyone watches in horror and backs away.

[The_Doctor_42]

The Bill from Schoolhouse rock is standing on the steps where he left off his song, except now, he's wearing lipstick and kneepads holding up a sign that says "Will work for lobbyists"

Schoolhouse rock returns with the Electricity song, but what's being shown is the electric chair, lasers cutting things, radios dropping into bathtubs and more of the downside examples.

Mr. Morton is still the subject of the sentance, but all the predicates that he has to do are depraved.

[velocirapture]

Ok. Two kids are playing the board game Guess Who? Then one of the kids asks, "Is your person black?" The other kid says, "D*MN IT!" and starts slamming all of his squares down!

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[poison]

it reminded me of Penny clips from peewees playhouse they should do a penny skit

[Rosecoloreddeath]

bwaaaaa..........

[fussell74]

When is Eagle Eye gona get whats rightfully his!!! His own Eagle Eye movie spot, so he forever can BE A CHAMPION!

[rugbyman2954]

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Seth Green was in the 70's Show, Right? I think that they should make a 70's show version of the cast just getting high and talking about dumb crap.

[GhostWalker]

i love legend of zelda, so i think they should do one where it is link as the main character in a grand theft auto kind of game. they could have link drive up in a freakin lowrider and like start shooting all of the enimies with his pistol, then whip out a rocket launcher and be like " FO Ganon!"

That would be awesome!

[savagez41]

One of the kids from transphormers get inside one of the transphormers while they are in the form of a vehical. The transphormer transphorms(forgeting the kid is inside) blood squirts from every oraphas(sp?).

Scooby and the gang get put into a SAW situation, or any other horror film like Halloween or the Jason movies.

btw if thets get used, email me and let me know. ** fricka-fracka **

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[Wolfie1984]

They need to make fun of Swat Kats also!  I can't believe they haven't done that yet!  I'll bet there's an untold story there between those two.  ...roommate situations are always funny.

[allshallperish420009]

ok heres an idea. i know youve already done the whole GPS thing, where the guy has the relationship with his navigation system. but i think it would be funny if you make a navigation system with celebrity voices, for example, Arnold Swarchshenegger or however you spell it. but takes some quotes from his movies such as "GET TO THE CHOPPER!" and make it "GET TO THE EXIT!..... DO IT NOW!!" or maybe some other celebrities too, like sylvester stalone and just make him impossible to understand. or polly shore and make him real annoying. anyway, just a thought. 

-dan

(MAKE THE SKETCH!..... DO IT NOW!!!) 

[allshallperish420009]

ok, if noone liked my last one with the GPS heres another one. remember the show legends of the hidden temple? remember the temple guards would take them into like a backroom or something when they failed to get through the temple?well when one of the temple guards jumps out to grab them and take them away i think you should show where he takes them to and then just show him raping the ** fricka-fracka ** outta the girl. or something else, whatevers funnier.

-dan

[KFNMNPAH]

I got a great idea for a CSI/Starwars sketch. its called CSI:Endor. it basicly shows a bunch of ewoks being vilontly killed/, and a csi team, all ewoks, investigating the deaths.

[WannaBeAWuncler]

kinda wanted to see ronald mcdonald lightsaber battle against the burger king king guy, or what ever you call him

[Rough_Rider]

robot chicken pirates of the carribean

[wazzupie420]

it would be tight if the new robot chicken season sold more copies than that disney movie coming out tomorrow also... haha.

let's try to make that possible somehow... don't you all agree?

[Gingerballs]

Adolf Hitler the Baker...

need i say more...

White Flour!!!!!

[Dorian8]

Rufio and the other neverland kids starve from eating imaginary food. Hehe