1/17/12 in the evening (probably around 9-10pmish EST, 8pm-9ish CST, 7PM-8 MST, 6PM-7 PST)
As part of an EPA initiative to "adopt a sea creature" Murphy is throwing a shark party. He has begun pumping chum into the ocean to attract sharks, which he then intends to adopt, domesticate, and use as guardsharks for Sealab, and then phase out Marco's department entirely to save money, which he has earmarked to start a new "kelp pudding" enterprise.
There will be free meats, booze (but no open bar), and shark party games.
That is all.