Sealab 2021

[TheAltsAlternateAlt]

One of the beautiful things about robots is that, even with those that have limited AI, their physical design is the only restriction on what they are capable of. And even that can be upgraded.

[MegaNaraku]

I know right. Robots are simply amazing!!!

[spearhead]

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SwimMod_Luuv wrote:

The robot race is outdated enough to whip out some chainsaw hands and go upside your squishy human head.

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The EMP would've taken you out before you unleased your first wave of robots.

[LordNotcurnus]

ikr

and the emp protected equiptment is very limited
hell even cars wont work if an emp were to occure
so so much for transformers

[noobuIl]

Oh it's a human-sexy robot body.

I fight for the humans, but I provide intel to the robot side. However, I only tell the robots info about the undesirables. We promote them, then they die a grisly death, and we don't have to pay severance.

[MegaNaraku]

That icon is....distracting in so many ways. Where did you even get that? O.o

[noobuIl]

It's a Sealab icon

and it's my human-sexy robot body that is 18 years old. Unfortunately, it attracts the tentacles............

[MegaNaraku]

The tentacles

[noobuIl]

The tentacles wipe out any robots that might be in the area as well.

[LordNotcurnus]

its just too bad it isnt a gif

[noobuIl]

yeah it was a still

[SwimMod_Luuv]

Your robot body has no taste buds, so how can you be SURE those are pretzels?  There could be anything in that pretzel bag.

What if there was brain poison in there?

[MegaNaraku]

Brain matter might taste good. ya never know

[LordNotcurnus]

its a known fact that robot zombies will do anything for robot brain matter

so of course it tastes good, or why else would they crave it so much

[LordNotcurnus]

tots need to fix that >_>

[Iandstander]

I have my trusty sidekick, fluffykins, the robot parakeet with the brain of a hammerhead shark. He sits daintily upon my shoulder and quality assures every pretzel that comes out of my tasty built in preztel-machiney goodness. He flaps his wings if the pretzels are poisoned, he can tell.

He's also got razorblades for talons and the blood-fervor of a shark, so if someone tries to poison my pretzels, he activates my auto-pretzel protection mode. His one weakness is candy corn. That sonofabitch would sell my robot body up the river to a chevy dealership if you offered him candy corn.

That's why I killed him. That traitorous ass.

[MegaNaraku]

Indeed. makes perfect sense

[LordNotcurnus]

try not to think too much

the robot zombies are alarmed by robot brainwaves.. thinking is your deadliest enemy against the robot zombies

[Iandstander]

Coincidentally, it's also the deadliest weapon against the human resistance....so maybe robot zombies and humans should team up

[Iandstander]

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MegaNaraku wrote:
I AM GOING WITH THE ROBOT SIDE THEN

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GOOD LUCK!


Have fun on the robot reservation, suckas...cause WE'RE NOT GONNA HONOR THOSE BOGUS TREATIES

[Iandstander]

Robots have to play by the rules. Sure, the rules could involve killing humans, but they got to play by them. People, on the other hand, or in my case, Robolandy with a human brain, needn't follow their simple logical rules...I do what I wants...so them robots are getting their asses kicked while the humans fail to understand why their complex infinite loop programs don't phase me...

[MegaNaraku]

Hey, Robots may play by the rules, but it depends on what rules they were programmed to go by. Rules like, don't play fair, kill all humans, savage killing sprees, etc

Sometimes its the rules they go by that you should be worried about

[LordNotcurnus]

but then the robot zombies will die out from lack of robo brains leaving the humans to deal with their own zombies, this is bad
the only viable method is for the humans and robots to get along

[Iandstander]

Yeah well your robot rules will fail you when I use my instinct and blind emotion, something your cold empty robot hearts cannot understand...so why they're killing savagely, not playing fair, someone will invariably fry their logic circuits by making the fight where they are fighting fair, like myself whereas using chainsaw laser beams is a requirement, not simply a convenience of robotdom... thus boggling even the mightiest robot brain...

[Iandstander]

I've seen enough call of duty to know where this is going....

Bebop cola makes juggernog...right?