Sealab 2021

[SwimMod_Luuv]

Said helper requirements:

1.  should like Sealab.

2.  should be able to check in at the Sealab 2021 folder at least once a week.

3.  should be able to change the banner image in the Sealab 2021 folder at least once a week (we will show you how to do it if you're not proficient with that stuff, it's easy).

4.  should be able to do at least one sort of eventish type thing each month (anything from an ep watching party to elim thread to icon submission event to whatever else they can think of, banner contests, fan art events, etc etc)

5.  should establish and tend a Sealab 2021 wiki in the Sealab 2021 folder with the help of users that wish to contribute entries.

6.  should generally post in the folder at least once a week.

Entrants must answer this question:

What all stuff would you do if you were the captain of Sealab?

Entries will be judged on some criterias.  Something about whichever one we think is the best one, like how funny or interesting it is, or whichever user we think would make the best helper based on their answer and other Helpery type factors.  Stuff like that.

winner will be pick.

and then moar fun for you.

[start_feed]

my death wont result in the folder going to **noel**

[SwimMod_Luuv]

intriguing!

[helpme]

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SwimMod_Luuv wrote:

Said helper requirements:

 

Entrants must answer this question:

What all stuff would you do if you were the captain of Sealab?

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I would organize certain threads into one thread

create a wiki so everyone can enjoy it

have some contest to make the folder more exciting

[TheAltsAlternateAlt]

stare out the window at the fish.

rescue fighting dogs.

golf indoors.

[MegaNaraku]

As Captain of Sealab, I would host Shark wrestling events.

I would eat fish.....a lot of fish

And do whatever I wanted. Ride caddies all over the place while smashing things. Have fun.

[TheAltsAlternateAlt]

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helpme wrote:

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SwimMod_Luuv wrote:

Said helper requirements:

 

Entrants must answer this question:

What all stuff would you do if you were the captain of Sealab?

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I would organize certain threads into one thread

create a wiki so everyone can enjoy it

have some contest to make the folder more exciting

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let me just go ahead and say

you'd actually be a worse captain than shanks.

[landstander]

Despite foiling and exceeding your dopelpopolis requirements, and my happycake oven level love for sealab 2021 and the works of all the people who made it happen (especially Harry Goz), there are numerous things stacked against me in a bid for sealab 2021 Halper.  I have a still unsettled dispute with the residents of pod six and rarely do I ever have exact change for mingus dew, but all those ancillary things are dwarfed by one major point…it’s not complicated, contrarily, the argument against landy for halper is summed up in two words: 

Uh oh. 

[helpme]

your already in the contest

and to make it fair you shouldn't be able to have a shot at this and run in a contest at the same time

cause if I'm not mistaking after this is done that will be a permanent rank

Luvv can correct me on this

also to be a helper you have to have knowledge to back up a show folder

you have to be able to create time have fun filled Ideas not be so judgmental like the users in Pod 6

*sorry to those in pod 6*

edit:

also insults don't really help for the position

when trying to become a helper you have to have fun idea's

to attract users to the folder not scare them away but since your already entering both area's in a contest this wouldn't really be a considered fair

but then again I helped with Wikis before and I know how to run a few contest Fan Fiction though I won't do after this

I'll let Luvv Decide who is better qualified for the position 

[MegaNaraku]

Well said.

[TheAltsAlternateAlt]

If I in any way sounded serious about applying for this, then...well...I must have mistaken this for a different folder.

And if you actually took that so personally that you had to get so serious, then this is definitely not the folder I thought we were in.

[TheAltsAlternateAlt]

god forbid anybody speak while Quinn is doing his plan...

you don't want to incur the wrath of Quinn! 

thou shall have no other gods before Quinn!

mighty Quinn!

Quinn is....the only one in the closet/thread logically trying to accomplishing anything.

he wasn't staring out the window looking at fish, promising that the folder won't explode, or riding around breaking things.

and therefor, he was being made fun of.

I'd think that, for a show that spent so much time making fun of serious business, there would be a helper that was a little less uptight while they're getting things done.

[Iandstander]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lgpOdRXXu0&feature=related 

[MegaNaraku]

Just remember, if you EVER become a SwimHELPeR, take it seriously.

[TheAltsAlternateAlt]

wendy was hotter.

[TheAltsAlternateAlt]

there's a difference between seriously keeping up with all the things the swim helpers are supposed to do, and seriously not being able to take a little ribbing now and then about it.

[MegaNaraku]

Yeah I know. Just had to make sure.

[SwimMod_Luuv]

a good little field of candidates, will probably leave it open for a few more days and see if anybody else is interested and then begin judgement.

[-Gaynor79-]

As Captain of Sealab I will ensure that Sealab follows the teachings of the most beloved and logical people of folklore...the Vulcans. There will also be a Squishface in every home, a bottle of sweet sweet bourbon for every man, and the occasional "Mustache Off" night for the ladies. Oh, and some Mingus Dew for the kiddies. Except you Dolphin Boy. Any who should go against these plans I have laid out shall be met with the business end of my sweet kickass metal pipe. A pipe I might add, that was used to defend Sealab during the Martian Uprising. So follow me my friends, and I will take Sealab to glory!

[Pinkfrog]

I like this man's plan

But as well to my alredy offered plan of naked debbie tuesdays I will also offer

FREE ACCESS TO THE PROSHOP

thats right free access... even to pod 6

Also

I will call in Hesh to sing at your birthday party

[landstander]

I see...


Now what would Oscar winner Michael Caine do...?




Ok.

[TheAltsAlternateAlt]

dammit.

DO NOT TELL PEOPLE ABOUT THE PRO SHOP

We moved it to pod 6 to get it away from those uncivilized hoodrats from all the other pods.

[YourDeadGayMom]

I would instigate breeding protocols to ensure a fresh batch of babies for the Swift Family "Roastin', Son" barbecue that we'll be having in Pod 5. We're gonna have so many ribs and little toe vittles that you should dump your pumps outside the door and come on in!

Of course, since it's unfair to impregnate only women, the men would have to get ovaries implanted in their chests so that the babies could be born from their mouths. It's the future, people! We all have to keep our minds and mouth-vaginas open.

And as their captain, I encourage people to question my judgment. If a plan of action seems unsuitable, they are free to speak their minds, and I promise right here and now that no subject shall be about Fubu.

Except for the one just under discussion.

If anyone brings up my Martian-Neptunian heritage as a negative, I break their hands with a stick.

Just like this f*cker here! Now if any of you sons of shark-wh*res got anything else to say, now's the jim-jammin' time!

I didn't think so.

[TheAltsAlternateAlt]

uh huh yeah, so...

Somebody wanna read that back in english....

[Iandstander]

 

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The secret ingredient is love

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dammit.