Sealab 2021

[noobuIl]

Smells like noobs in here.

*arranges PhD diplomas on wall*

*adjusts monocle*

Hmmm... looks like I need liquor.....

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Official stats:

Rank:  Lord

Path:  Liquor

Squiring For:  Quinn

Special Item:  A tome in the form of a pineal implant (a microcomputer chip implanted into his pineal gland), this tome or "pineus" may be used to access various information and expand the perception of the implantee.  It becomes more attuned as one grows in station.

Pineus Abilities:  Enemy Analysis, General Knowledge Database

Pets:  Turtle (Princess LeeAnne Billie Jo Sue)

Booty:  Exclusive Sealab Pro Shop Membership, Golf Cart, Grizzlebee's Gift Certificate (4), Liquor (5 bottles), Spear Gun, Spears (7), Stone of Justice (allows him to gain xp in the Harvey Birdman folder), Turtle Pellets (2)

Owns a Keep (Pod 8:  Total Noob Pod).

[MegaNaraku]

Everybody needs liquor

[noobuIl]

Enjoy some ham and kelp cakes!

[itsacoaster]

Gross. How noobly.

[MegaNaraku]

I will enjoy those as i wish

[MegaNaraku]

[noobuIl]

I squire for Quinn, ####. I have pineal implant (a microcomputer chip implanted into my pineal gland), my "pineus" may be used to access various information and expand my minds perception.

I guess I shall log my possessions at the moment.

• Grizzlebee's gift certificate
• golf cart
• spear gun w/ 10 ammo
• three turtle pellets
• 5 tallboys bottles of liquor

I think that's all I got for now

[itsacoaster]

Looks like you're well on your way to noobility.

[MegaNaraku]

Indeed he sure is

[noobuIl]

As long as I stay away from the Stimutac.

Tallboys are okay, though.

[itsacoaster]

Maybe they can package Stimutacs in 16 oz. cans, for people that have trouble swallowing pills.

[noobull]

I'm sure Sparks is working on it.... while seated.

[MegaNaraku]

Make it carbonated

[Iandstander]

I imagine this pod has classical music playing in the background at a comfortable but noticeable level

[MegaNaraku]

it plays elevator music

[noobuIl]

This pod plays smooth R&B..... and occasionally metal.

[MegaNaraku]

HEAVY METAL

[noobuIl]

oh yes \m/

[MegaNaraku]

You know it ^_^

btw, i like your icon, can i use it one day? O.O

[noobuIl]

All of my icons are "public" (this goes for all of my accounts), so if you find one you like, I have no issue with you uploading it to your own gallery.

In the bizarro noobull pod, the background music is taken entirely from 2001: A Space Odyssey, minus the orchestral music.

[MegaNaraku]

Cool. Thanks ^_^

Noted :3

[noobuIl]

You are welcome, fellow knight and member of Team 10000!

[MegaNaraku]

YUSH!!!!

[helpme]

I hear this in the background for some reason

[MegaNaraku]