Space Ghost Coast to Coast

[ZorakTheEvilLocust]

By space pirates, perhaps?

[Majikthise]

Probably led by Tansut.

[ZorakFan3271]

We also have a list of demands, many of which are very unreasonable. 

[Majikthise]

And disorganized! We have to sort them out and prioritize!

[ZorakTheEvilLocust]

YOU'VE GOT MY TV! Precious cable...

[ZorakFan3271]

Just give us two weeks

[Silvolf]

I want a pet I can love...but I don't wanna take care of it!

[ZorakFan3271]

We get it, or he gets it! Or you get it! Ya get it?

[ZorakTheEvilLocust]

Can I have my sucker back?

[ZorakFan3271]

You get nothing! 

[ZorakTheEvilLocust]

THE EXCITING FIRST PART TO THE LAST PART OF MY SCRIPT:

Space Ghost: Brak, why'd you let this Telebubby thing in?

Brak: 'Cuz you gave my book a bad review on Amazon.com!

Space Ghost: What can I say? I hate rap!

Brak: *GASP!* You're a racist!

Teletubby: Again, again!

Space Ghost: Shut up! (Zorak appears on the monitor with the teletubby)

Zorak: Uh...I forgot my um...dinner...in here...on the teletubby...yeah, that's it.

Space Ghost: Zorak, don't do anything stupid.

Zorak: Who do you think you're talking to, Ghostal? (The camera focuses on Space Ghost, we hear a crunching noise in the backround)

Space Ghost: Where's Moltar? (Back to Zorak, the teletubby is gone)

Zorak: I 'unno. *BURP!*

Space Ghost: Uh...I'm so fired. I don't have a bandleader, a director, one guy's dead, and this is supposed to be educational. I'M GONNA LIVE TO DIE YOUNG! *sobbing*

Zorak: Shut up, if you think I'm gonna feel sorry for you then you can just stop now.

Space Ghost: Zorak, you've ruined my show. Now, I'm gonna ruin your career! *Throws a straw at the monitor*

(Beat)

(Suddenly, a purple figure comes out of Zorak's mouth, it's the teletubby, brandishing a gun! He shoots Zorak)

Zorak: AAGUUGGUUGUGUGHHHHHHHHHHH. *Dies*

Teletubby: Again, again! (Shoots Brak)

Brak: Oh noooooooo.

(Teletubby attempts to shoot SG, but he blocks it, SG tries to blast Teletubby, he blocks it)

TO BE CONCLUDED...

Spoiler

?

[ZorakFan3271]

**grok**, you can't keep a teletubby down. 

[ZorakTheEvilLocust]

THE DEFINITVE ENDING OF THE SCRIPT...FOR NOW.

(The teletubby tries to throw Zorak at SG, but he counters it by re-throwing it at him, the teletubby is knocked unconsicous, SG goes into the control room where Moltar is in the control room in a fetal position, SG looked at the monitor, no one is there except Zorak's body)

Space Ghost: Moltar?

Moltar: ***grok*** He killed Zorak! He's still alive! He's somewhere in the studio!

TRANSMISSION

 INTURRUPTED

Olden Times of Long Ago
6:14 a.m.

Colonial Man: Oh, hello there! I didn't see you. I was busy reading my colonial book! I suppose you're wondering what happened to Space Ghost and his fabled gang. Well, I don't know! (evil laugh, cut to shot of Colonial Man as snarling vampire, then back to himself) But you can find out by voting! We will simply call them Ending 1 and Ending 2. Oh, and Ending 3. Whichever one has the most votes will be the ending presented on this forum. So vote!

Now leave me! For I must finish my colonial book! (growling sound effect as Colonial Man chuckles at book)

ONLY ONE ENDING WILL WIN

VOTING ENDS FEB. 5, 2011.

I HAVE 3 ENDINGS. YOU MIGHT PICK THE GOOD ONE, THE BAD ONE, OR THE UGLY ONE.

[ZorakFan3271]

Ooh, let's see the ugly one. 

[ZorakTheEvilLocust]

Please, specify what number ending you want.

1,2 or 3.

-Coloniel Man

[ZorakFan3271]

I thought ugly ending was 3.........

Make it 3. 

[Majikthise]

Three for me, too.

[ZorakTheEvilLocust]

It's a random number.

-Coloniel Man

[ZorakFan3271]

Thanks Colonial Man, now we know! 

And knowing ISN'T half the battle. That'll make it a lame battle. 

[ZorakTheEvilLocust]

Vote; trust me, we'll make it worth your while. Or I will have your head, between two steamed buns. AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

-Coloniel Man

[ZorakFan3271]

The Cobra Commander already has my head though

(must stop with the G.I joe references)

[ZorakTheEvilLocust]

Vote anyway, dammit!

-Coloniel Man

[ZorakFan3271]

I just did. Can I vote again or, because if I can.........2. That's right 2, I'm mixing it up - don't judge me. 

[ZorakTheEvilLocust]

Yes, you can retract votes.

-Me

DON'T LOOK AT THE TAGS AT THE BOTTOM, ZORAKTHEEVILLOCUST ADDED THOSE! THEY AREN'T TRUE!

-Coloniel Man

[Majikthise]

I have voted. Now, will you please release me from these chains?