Space Ghost Coast to Coast

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Space Ghost fans, here's your chance to quote your favorite episodes and stuff of the such and stuff. For transcripts to many of the episodes, go here: Space Ghost Home Companion. Quotes can be in any form you would like, it does not have to follow this form. Have fun, and let's begin!!

EDIT: Here's a more stable transcript page: Space Ghost Coast to Coast Episode Guide.

From "Joshua":

ANNOUNCER: But that's not all. Space Ghost can also take care of all your landscaping needs, home or office.

SPACE GHOST: (riding a lawn tractor) Dyin' out here! Can I get a glass of water?

ANNOUNCER: Imagine the envy of your business competitors when they see Space Ghost bush-hogging your shrubbery.

SPACE GHOST: (as his cape gets caught in the mower) Oh! My cape! My cape! Aaaaaaa!

[m2387]

Comedy Discussion.

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m2387 wrote:
Comedy Discussion.

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Seems it was moved. But yeah, i guess it shoulda gone here at first.

[R.I.P.zorakhatesbrak]

from "old Kentucky shark"

SG: Were going to celebrate the merging of this show and that shark

From Knifing around

Thom yourke is guest

SG: im going to write a song right now about a knife

"I gotta knife, knifin around, knifin around, knifin around

[BrewMcCrew]

From my favorite episode, Piledriver

"Shut your pie hole, Blip! Why, twenty years ago I woulda put your head in a half nelson, twisted it around, saying each letter of the alphabet on every turn, and then when I reached the first letter of my true love's name, it would be the lovely Elizabeth, I would yank your head clean off and roll it down the pike like a bowling ball!" - Grandpa Ghostal

[R.I.P.DoctorDrown]

Here's an off the camera quote from Space Ghost, "Hhhhhmmmmm.....white, black, yellow. My God, Ive got the most gay looking super hero costume in the entire galaxy!" You've got to admit, it looks like something right out of the Castro district. Whoever designed his costume at HB studios was certainly having a creative fling at the time...the thilly!

[plnkryder]

dont make me use my spank ray

[Janissary79]

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DoctorDrown wrote:
Here's an off the camera quote from Space Ghost, "Hhhhhmmmmm.....white, black, yellow. My God, Ive got the most gay looking super hero costume in the entire galaxy!" You've got to admit, it looks like something right out of the Castro district. Whoever designed his costume at HB studios was certainly having a creative fling at the time...the thilly!

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At least his costume didn't come equipped with prosthetic nipples, like some other superheroes of recent memory.

[isk8toymachines]

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isk8toymachines wrote:

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[isk8toymachines]

it didn't get that far, but it had some good qoutes, check it out

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isk8toymachines wrote:
it didn't get that far, but it had some good qoutes, check it out

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but i never would have found that, since the last reply was over a month ago, so let's keep the tradition going in here.

[isk8toymachines]

SG- I was dead long before you were born conan, and i'll be dead long after you're dead

[isk8toymachines]

SPACE GHOST:Well, they won't carry anything, Conan, because I pitched them a show where Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny were teenagers, and I was a teenager too, and we were all pirates, but every week we would have different jobs and identities. And they called back and said it was stupid!

CONAN:Well...

SPACE GHOST:And that I was stupid too! And let me tell ya something. There's nothing stupid about a teenage rabbit teaching good hygiene! Nothing!

[isk8toymachines]

Space Ghost: He's probably going south, to mate with birds. (Turns to Willie) Bears are crazy, Willie. They'll bite your head if you're wearing steak on it.

[Hunter20102]

space ghost flies off screen

high pitched voice: Whoosh

[Majikthise]

Here's one of my favorite quotes, from "Sleeper":

MOLTAR: Originally, they used to say, "Couples skate next - two girls may not skate together." And then like a couple years later they'd say, "Couples skate - two girls may not skate together. Two boys may not skate together." But they'd say it like, "Who'd've figured! Two boys may not skate together?!"

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Majikthise wrote:
Here's one of my favorite quotes, from "Sleeper":

MOLTAR: Originally, they used to say, "Couples skate next - two girls may not skate together." And then like a couple years later they'd say, "Couples skate - two girls may not skate together. Two boys may not skate together." But they'd say it like, "Who'd've figured! Two boys may not skate together?!"

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followed by, " Are we on?"

[Majikthise]

From "Fire Drill":

SPACE GHOST: Do you like croutons?

DONNY OSMOND: **bleep**?

SPACE GHOST: Croutons!

DONNY OSMOND: No, no, no, grapes, they're better.

SPACE GHOST: Better for idiots.

Edit: If you're wondering what Donny Osmond says that's so horrible, it's spelled N-U-T-S. Sheesh, sometimes I wish they would relax the filter a little.

Message Edited by Majikthise on 04-11-2005 09:42 AM

[spacededman]

YEAH I saw the yard knogne once it didn't scare me. -Space Ghost

Episode 7: "Banjo"

[isk8toymachines]

its spelled gnome....

[isk8toymachines]

Tansut- is it bad if a chicken bites you?

SG- did a chicken bite you?

Tansut no. but its going to.

SG- Then get away from the chicken

from the hilarious episode known as,  "King Dead"

[R.I.P.OverusedName]

Space Ghost: Hey where did Raymond go?

Zorak: I ate em'

Space Ghost: THAT'S BARBARIC!!!!......is there any left?

Zorak: Uh ....No!

[isk8toymachines]

Zorak- I want a pet i can love, but i don't want to take care of it!

Unreasonable Demands!

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SPACE GHOST: Justice has been deserved. (sound of prison cell door closing) (back at his desk) Don't go away, we'll be right back with "Meet the Beatles". (pause) We're back, now's the time for a special segment of my show called "Space Ghost of the Cosmos Calling".

MOLTAR: (looking at his script book) Hey, wait a minute! This isn't in the script!

SPACE GHOST: Hello, Timmy, is that you?

TIMMY:(actually SG talking in high voice with his hand over his face) Hello, hello! Hi Timmy, I, I mean, hi Space Ghost!

SPACE GHOST: Hi, Timmy, Space Ghost of the Cosmos calling!

TIMMY:Oh, boy, I can't believe it! Is it really you?

SPACE GHOST: You better believe it, Timmy!

TIMMY:Your show is the bestest...

SPACE GHOST: Thanks, Timmy, keep pluggin' away!

TIMMY:But Space-

SPACE GHOST: And keep on truckin'!

TIMMY:I've been sick, I've been so very sick!

SPACE GHOST: Oh! Well, uh, come on, get better, why don't you?

TIMMY: Thank you, Space Ghost, I'm starting -

SPACE GHOST: That's right, Timmy. And tell your doctor that Space Ghost of the Cosmos made a house call! (to camera) This is the best show ever.

One of my favorite SG moments of all time from the episode "Pavement"