Space Ghost Coast to Coast

[Majikthise]

I'll warn you, I can eat a manly pile!

[Figure09]

There's no time! Hoist me to Alpha Centauri at once!

[ I'm so glad this thread didn't die a long time ago. ]

[CartoonPlanet]

YOU'RE A SPACE MAN THAT CHOKED ON A MUFFIN!

[Majikthise]

Sometimes I like to wrap myself up in plastic.

[This thread will never die, Figure09.]

[start_feed]

"wanna see how this works?"

*throws CD at burning pile of wreckage*

"20! YES!"

[CartoonPlanet]

Space Ghost: Outer space shows are for children and stupid people.

[Majikthise]

Moltar: Well, you just blasted the beloved American space hero Buzz Aldrin.

Space Ghost: Yes, sir.

[RoshiBlues]

Carrot Top: What, have you been drinking, Space Ghost?

Space Ghost: Yes, Carrot, I have been drinking... I drink from the well of eternal sadness...

Carrot Top: Really?

Space Ghost: Eternal, bottomless pit of blackest despondency.

Carrot Top: (crying) Can we just move on?

Space Ghost: (sighs) Oh, Carrot, I don't know if I'll ever be able to 'move on.' It might take a week, it might take a year. It might take longer. She told me she needs space. I said, "That's me! I'm Space! Space Ghost!" It's very dark, and very cold. It's so very cold in space.

Carrot Top: They film "Star Trek" there. I used to live there.

Space Ghost: Coooold... coooold...

Carrot Top: It's very dark, it's very cold...

Space Ghost: It's... very... dark... and... very... cold...

[RoshiBlues]

Space Ghost: Moltar! Damage report!

Moltar: I just hurled in my helmet!

Branford Marsalis: Oh, man!

Zorak: Gross.

Space Ghost: I... think it's time to take a break (sound of a container being emptied) Moltar! Not in the control room!

[Figure09]

Dam shark!

[Majikthise]

Chad Ghostal: Say, Sam?

Sam Butera: Yeah, man?

Chad Ghostal: You got a sister?

Sam Butera: Well, uh...

Chad Ghostal: I'm, like, out of jail. Loose, is what I'm sayin'. Like a loose meat sandwich.

Zorak: Uh, I get really uncomfortable when he talks like that.

Moltar: Oooh, me too. Sounds like a gross sandwich.

[Figure09]

I haven't even seen that episode, but I can picture it in my head just as well as if I had.

Tansit: (click!) Is this on? (click!) (click!)

Zorak: ... if you like babies.

Tansit: (click!) Is this on?

Space Ghost: Yes, Tansit, go ahead.

Tansit: (click!) Space Gho- (click)

Space Ghost: Yes, go ahead.

Tansit: (click!) Hello? (tap tap tap) Is this on? (click!)

Space Ghost: Yes, Tansit, I can hear you!

Tansit: (click!) -at, you Space Gho- (click!)

Space Ghost: (clears throat and sighs)

Tansit: (click!) Hi M- (click!) (click!) (click!)

Space Ghost: Tansit!

Tansit: (click!) -ing is broken. I thi- (click!)

Space Ghost: No, it's, it's not broken, just keep the button pushed in.

Zorak: The red button!

Tansit: (long pause) (click!) broken! (click!)

[Slom0ph0be]

SPACE GHOST: What's the main ingredient to my moms delicious cheeseburger pie?

DAVID CROSS: Jagermeister

SPACE GHOST: Right, it's ketchup!!!

[ZorakTheEvilLocust]

I don't need large brains to have a good time.

[CartoonPlanet]

You wanna be groovy, huh? You wanna fit in? Wanna go to the big dance? Wanna be the king? You'll be the fool! Shampoo will play you for the fool!

[ZorakTheEvilLocust]

These brains, they're out there. They're shining. With eyes of hard plastic. And blue hair. Blue as the night!

[Slom0ph0be]

Things get easier as your brain dies Bob

...I know

[RoshiBlues]

Moltar: All right. This is gonna hurt. Bad.

Space Ghost: Right now Moltar is heating my skull up to a scorching 450 degrees. (Space Ghost's hood glows red) It's like getting a scalp massage...from Lucifer.

Bob Costas: It sounds dangerous. It sounds downright frightening.

Space Ghost: It is. You see, my brain's sending a message to my arms right now to put my head out. But I'm choosing to ignore that.

[CartoonPlanet]

This product is not for everyone. Only for those who buy, and choose to use, the product.

[Slom0ph0be]

Well, I'm a banana see. Bananas don't have faces.

[RoshiBlues]

Brak: I'm Mr. Mustard!

[Majikthise]

Zorak: I'm Egyptian!

[Slom0ph0be]

http://video.adultswim.com/space-ghost-coast-to-coast/jon-henson-
part-2.html

[CartoonPlanet]

John Henson: Uh, well, I have a skunk spot (points to side of his head)

Space Ghost: (gasps) You're kidding! We wouldn't have even noticed if you hadn't pointed it out.

Moltar: Really? Uh, which si-, ooh, yeah, right there.

Zorak: Looks like a third eye to me.

Space Ghost: Zorak!

Moltar: (low voice) Shhhh! Hey, hey hey hey, ix-nay on the ot-spay.

Space Ghost: (low voice) You idiot!

Zorak: I, I mean, I like it. I like the third eye. It's neat.

Space Ghost: That's the nicest third eye I've ever seen.

John Henson: You like that, don't you?

Space Ghost: Love it.

[Slom0ph0be]

"I THINK YOU 2 WILL MAKE SWELL JANITORS"