Space Ghost Coast to Coast

[isk8toymachines]

Zorak- haven't you ever heard of nanny, and the professor!?

SG- No! It can't be!

[enter_the_net]

Space man, Space master.

[Majikthise]

Moltar: You're on, old-timer.

Grandpa Ghostal: Don't crowd me, Ringo.

Moltar: It's time for the next guest.

Grandpa Ghostal: Where is she, is she invisible?

Zorak: Look at the monitor!

Grandpa Ghostal: Whatsit?

Moltar: Look at the TV, on your right!

Grandpa Ghostal: Ooh! Hey there, little girl, what's your name?

Raven Symone: Well, I'm Raven Symone, and I'm ten years old. I was on "Hangin' with Mr. Cooper" and "The Cosby Show".

Grandpa Ghostal: (shouting) Did you know that you're on the TV?

Raven Symone: Yes! Just like you.

Grandpa Ghostal: (shouting) Have you met any famous people on the TV?

Zorak: Stop yelling, she can hear you.

[viperxmns]

Man, Space Ghost C2C has tons o nuggets o' wisdom.. just some that I can remember..
"Living with you is like living in a living nightmare!" (SG to Zorak)
"..You go to prison!" (SG to Zorak, Moltar)
"Cutcutcutcucutcutcutcutcut..." (SG)
"Let the power of Ponch compel you!" (Zorak)
"Is Space Ghost there? I want to give him the beating of his life" (Saucercrab)
"Hoona igna chowa neha!"

[isk8toymachines]

Zorak: What is that, and what's it doing here?

Master Shake: I am dethirstifying the perimeter!

Space Ghost: Uh, yeah, Zorak, obviously.

[Majikthise]

Zorak: You sold us out!

Moltar: For a crummy houseboat.

Space Ghost: And one serious speaker! Look, guys, we're still doin' the show. We're just takin' it in a new direction, that's all.

Master Shake: Yes, a delicious direction!

Frylock: At least directly to Burger Trench.

Master Shake: Now with three convenient locations.

[RadRon]

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Majikthise wrote:
Zorak: You sold us out!

Moltar: For a crummy houseboat.

Space Ghost: And one serious speaker! Look, guys, we're still doin' the show. We're just takin' it in a new direction, that's all.

Master Shake: Yes, a delicious direction!

Frylock: At least directly to Burger Trench.

Master Shake: Now with three convenient locations.

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I have no idea what you guys are talking about. I just wanted to give props to Majikthise for the killer name.

[Majikthise]

Why thank you. And what we're doing is quoting episodes of Space Ghost Coast to Coast. The last two were from "Baffler Meal," the script that introduced the Aqua Teen Hunger Force to Williams Street, if not the world at large.

"You have stopped the flavor..."

[ramo200]

Been a while since I stepped into this thread.

This one is from the episode "Suckup":

Space Ghost: We're a team now, Johnny. Let's go kick some butt.

John Henson: Okay, deal.

Space Ghost: (low voice) Starting with Oprah.

John Henson: I don't think anyone's beaten Oprah, man.

Space Ghost: Wait 'til she tastes my vanilla thunder!

John Henson: I'd like to see you dunk over Oprah. You think you could post her up?

Space Ghost: Oh, I'd post her up all right. You don't have to worry about that, my man.

John Henson: (laughs) Take Oprah to the hole, I dare ya!

Space Ghost: I'm off to take Oprah to the hole.

(flies off)

(floating in space)

I'll never be able to take Oprah to the hole. I'll just fly around a while and lie about it later.

[Majikthise]

Moltar: Bob!

Bob Goen: Hey, how you doin'? This David?

Moltar: No, Bob, it's Moltar. Are you...

Bob Goen: How you doin', Space Ghost?

Moltar: Eh, no no Bob, Moltar. I'm gonna patch you through to Space Ghost.

Bob Goen: Okay, I'll refer to him as...

Moltar: Space Ghost.

Bob Goen: Space Ghost?

Moltar: Space Ghost!

Bob Goen: 'Kay, great.

Moltar: Ten seconds, Bob.

Bob Goen: Uh, you know, I enjoy the work you do, and...

Moltar: Bob?

Bob Goen: You know, interviewing celebrities is not...

Moltar: Bob?

Bob Goen: ... easy, and watching you do it...

Moltar: Bob!

Bob Goen: Pardon?

Moltar: I'm Moltar.

[isk8toymachines]

Zorak:  Hey hoser, you take off!

Dave Thomas: Hey, take off, Zorak.

Moltar: Hey wait, you guys, you guys...

Zorak: Take off, eh?

Moltar: Dave, Dave, tell me to take off.

Moltar: Oh c'mon, somebody tell me to take off, eh?

Moltar: C'mon, do it.

Space Ghost:  Hey, take off, everyone! Take it all off!

[Majikthise]

from the Weekly Space Ghost, "Story Book":

Kirk the Storyteller: "Banjo! Banjo! Baaannjo!"

[isk8toymachines]

Taylor Hanson: Yeah, can you get us too? Get... just shoot us all three.

Isaac Hanson: No, no, no. I'm gonna...I'm gonna move.

Space Ghost: I'm gonna do the trick shot, Moltar. Check this out!

Space Ghost: Hey, remember how cool it was the last time? When I did the trick shot?

Space Ghost: All right, screw it! Now don't go tellin' your dad on me!

[Majikthise]

Charlton Heston: You're all by yourself?

Space Ghost: I've got my enemies here. But... you know... no friends.

Moltar: That's right!

Zorak: I ain't his friend!

Moltar: If you were to ask me if I were his friend, I would say "No!" to you.

Zorak: I heard that!

Charlton Heston: Doesn't it get lonely?

Space Ghost: I go to parties.

Charlton Heston: Oh, you go to parties?

Space Ghost: In my head.

Charlton Heston: Yeah, I sense there's a hidden identity there.

Space Ghost: There's a party all the time there. Sometimes the neighbors up there complain, so I try to turn down the music. Only I can't. Because there are no knobs there.

Charlton Heston: No, no, I understand, I'm, that's, that's fine. That.. let's let it pass.

Space Ghost: What's wrong? What's that? We're out of punch? I'll be right back.

Moltar: Uh, who're you talkin' to?

Space Ghost: I'm back. It turns out I have an unlimited supply of punch.

Moltar: I want some punch.

Space Ghost: For the parties.

Charlton Heston: Okay.

Space Ghost: In my head.

[isk8toymachines]

SG- I'm not going to tell you again, I'm telling you, I'm not going to tell you again, I'm telling you....

[R.I.P.i_love_to_drink]

the episode with radiohead genious thom yorke:

cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut

[Majikthise]

Space Ghost: You know what they say, Mike, dames are like mustard. They taste great on a sandwich. But when you're not eating a sandwich, they just sit there in your refrigerator... on a shelf... in a jar... labeled... mustard.

Mike Judge: Oh, yeah.

[ramo200]

From the episode "Whipping Post":

Dennis Miller: Well, I have two sons, 9 and 13...

Space Ghost: Sons are the same as kids, right?

Dennis Miller: Exactly.

Space Ghost: And kids are just dumb little adults.

Dennis Miller: You don't have any kids, do you, Space Ghost?

(laughs)

Space Ghost: Yeah, I have two sons.

Fifi and Pierre.

I shave their butts out of anger.

(pounds his desk)

And they hate me for it.

(Hums into his palm)

That's the shaving noise.

[Majikthise]

Space Ghost: Fifi, Pierre! Get off the couch! (Beat) It is clear they're poodles, right?

[Majikthise]

from "The Justice Hole":

Zorak: Hey hoser, you take off!

Dave Thomas: Hey, take off, Zorak.

Moltar: Hey wait, you guys, you guys...

Zorak: Take off, eh?

Moltar: Dave, Dave, tell me to take off.

(Dave Thomas stares back in silence.)

Moltar: Oh c'mon, somebody tell me to take off, eh?

(Silence.)

Moltar: C'mon, do it.

[avfanatic]

Space Ghost: "Bears and sharks always travel together. Just look at them, walking through the wooded forest, paw in fin. It's on account of their teeth that makes them 'Nature's Best Friends'."

[Majikthise]

Moltar: Thom Yorke, you are very very interesting, and very very perceptive!

Thom Yorke: Really...

Moltar: So interesting and so perceptive that I think we will now fight with knives.

[Majikthise]

from the Weekly Space Ghost, "Girlie Show":

Space Ghost: I've... I've never known love, Carol.

Carol Channing: You haven't, Space Ghost? You'd be divine!

Space Ghost: I want to know what love is!

Zorak: Love is watching Jack Klugman!

Space Ghost: Is not!

Carol Channing: Oh, yes it is! Also...

Space Ghost: I want woman love!

Zorak: You're pathetic. Be a man, be a Klug-man!

[R.I.P.Pumpkin_Queen]

Spaceghost-we dont have girls up here. where is my booboo kitty you villans headborn clatpole?

zorak- shes gone, gone for good

spaceghost- but why? i gave her everything she ever wanted

zorak- everything but love, she hated you

spaceghost- noooooooooooo... booboo... booboo kitty i didnt love you enough

Message Edited by Pumpkin_Queen on 06-18-2005 03:13 AM

[Majikthise]

Moltar: Originally, they used to say, "Couples skate next - two girls may not skate together." And then like a couple years later they'd say, "Couples skate - two girls may not skate together. Two boys may not skate together." But they'd say it like, "Who'd've figured! Two boys may not skate together?!"

(Space Ghost coughs.)

Moltar: Are we rolling?