Space Ghost Coast to Coast

[Majikthise]

from "Untitled":

SPACE GHOST: Gimme back George Clinton!

MOLTAR: No, I dropped him.

ZORAK: (laughs) Good move!

MOLTAR: And he broke. So there.

[Figure09]

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Majikthise wrote:
from "Untitled":

SPACE GHOST: Gimme back George Clinton!

MOLTAR: No, I dropped him.

ZORAK: (laughs) Good move!

MOLTAR: And he broke. So there.

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Both from "Curses":

MOBY: What did you think about, what was it, the Shoemaker-Levy comet that crashed into Jupiter?

SPACE GHOST: Shoemaker-Whatty?

MOBY: The Shoemaker-Levy, it was, it was, uh, it was a three-stage comet that crashed into Jupiter.

SPACE GHOST: Wow.

MOBY: Yeah, and they'd said that if a comet like that hit...

SPACE GHOST: Was that on a Tuesday? Because I think I had a guitar lesson that day.

....

SPACE GHOST: I'll tell ya, Moby, it sure hasn't felt like thousands of years. But I guess that's because on my planet, it's still only Tues-- Tuesday! My guitar lesson! (FLIES OFF) (SOUND OF SPACE GHOST PLAYING GUITAR BADLY IN THE BACKGROUND, THE INTRO TO THE SONG "ROUNDABOUT" BY THE GROUP "YES")

[isk8toymachines]

so many classic lines, and we all know what comes out tomorrow.......

[isk8toymachines]

heres my all time favorite quotes

Pete Michael: Guys, we cannot pick up women in fast food restaurants. There is only one person who can pick up a girl at the salad bar at Burger King. That person, of course, is... (turns around, puts on wig)

Brak: Pete Michael! Pete Michael? You, Pete Michael! Pete Michael!

Pete Michael: (turns around, wearing Kramer wig) Kramer, from "Seinfeld".

Space Ghost: Kramer!?

Brak: Oh boy, an impression!

Tansut: You see, he's gonna act like Kramer from "Seinfeld", but he's really not.

Brak: Aw, what a gyp.

Pete Michael: Cucumbers. Roughage. Cool! So, can I buy you a pie? Aaaaa!

Space Ghost: (In my head, where it's safe a warm, I'm making lots of money.)

Pete Michael: ... Oh, yes... I've never done anything where absolutely nobody laughs.

[Figure09]

i wonder if he's actually a funny comic, cuz that act wasn't funny at all. Not to say that that quote wasn't funny, it's just Pete Michael $ucked in that...

[isk8toymachines]

exactly! i laugh everytime he tells a joke, cause he apologizes for it **bleep**.king. thats my favorite part of the episode, him apologizing

[Majikthise]

from "Mayonnaise":

MOLTAR: Jon, are you into aromatherapy?

JON STEWART: Yeah.

MOLTAR: Well, then let me introduce you to the exotic fragrances of East India.

JON STEWART: (laughs) Sure!

MOLTAR: (throws lever; India music plays) Jon, picture a camel, if you will, traipsing across the desert sands. (alarms go off; he throws lever again) Uh, hold on. Jon, I accidentally unhooked your oxygen. Sorry.

JON STEWART: Oh man... We're screwed!

[Figure09]

from "Surprise":

MOLTAR: You know what? I don't even care if you come to my stupid party anymore!

TANZIT: Well, maybe I don't want to come!

MOLTAR: Well, maybe I don't want you to come!

TANZIT: Oh yeah?

MOLTAR: Yeah!

TANZIT: (PAUSE) So, should I bring a cake or something?

MOLTAR: That'll be fine.

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Space Ghost: Moltar, what's our depth?

Moltar: Twenty thousand leagues, sir.

Space Ghost: Take her to twenty-one.

Moltar: Twenty-one?! But, why?

Space Ghost: Because it's more fantastical.

[isk8toymachines]

SPACE GHOST:Didja ever make a baby with one? A beef log baby? You ever take 'em and make a little village full of beef log babies, and then they all rise up against you and try to kill your head?

from booboo kitty

[Figure09]

From "Untitled":

GEORGE CLINTON: Oh, my 'do. Well, what comes around, went that way. And I can get around, you know what I'm sayin'?

SPACE GHOST: No. I wear a hood.

GEORGE CLINTON: You wear a 'hood? I, I live in a 'hood. You have a 'hood, yeah, but how would I wear a 'hood?

SPACE GHOST: It's not hard. I take an entire neighborhood, put it on my head and dance around where the neighborhood used to be. The people who live in the neighborhood are terrified by my hopping, and some of them fall off my head and are trampled. It is then that the dance becomes a dance of sadness.

GEORGE CLINTON: Why are you tellin' me this?

SPACE GHOST: Because I care about the innocent victims of my ill-advised dance of joy.

GEORGE CLINTON: Oh...

SPACE GHOST: Fries don't come with that deadly shake.

GEORGE CLINTON: (laughing) Shake like that don't need fries. (Light and eerie music emanate from Zorak's pod; he stares at the flames)

[R.I.P.Deuce6308]

A shark on whiskey is mighty riskey, a shark on beer is a beer engineer. -Dr. Worm

[isk8toymachines]

that used to be my sig!

[isk8toymachines]

MOLTAR: Well, how about you? What do you keep underneath your bed?

JACK LOGAN: Uh, magazines wrapped in plastic, of dead people.

MOLTAR: That's awesome! Dead people crack me up! Hey, Jack, you know what?

JACK LOGAN: What's that?

MOLTAR:  Sometimes I like to wrap myself up in plastic.

from SPECK

[pruwyben]

SPACE GHOST: I have one final question for you. As a carbon-based XXX machine...

ZORAK: Smooth-chested, no doubt.

SPACE GHOST: I was just gonna say that! It's amazing. We've been working together so long...

ZORAK: We finish each other's sentences.

SPACE GHOST: Well, you know, it's like I always say...when I'm in the shower... (LOOKS AT ZORAK, THEN SINGS) Shower time!! That's what I always say, Bob. When I'm showering.

[Real_AirCooledMan]

"Bring me my monocle. I want to look rich."

[Majikthise]

from "Telethon":

SPACE GHOST: And we're back. Moltar, how are the phones?

MOLTAR: (whispering) Silent, like crabs.

ZORAK: Yes, like crabs.

[Majikthise]

from "Pavement":

SPACE GHOST: Welcome back, stupid viewers. You'll watch anything! Go ahead, change the channel. You'll be back! And now, right here on our stage tonight, the Beatles!

Nice Ed Sullivan reference.

[isk8toymachines]

PETER FONDA:What's that you got? Check... booger, is that a booger?

ZORAK:I have a booger? Where?

PETER FONDA: Have I got a booger?

ZORAK:Eh, where the heck would I have a booger?

PETER FONDA:You see this, Moltar, is it, am I cool? MOLTAR:Hey, you gonna get me in trouble.

ZORAK:I just don't get it.

MOLTAR:Stop it!

ZORAK:I don't have boogers! Hey! Where's the booger?

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE:Not knowing what they fear, but full of fear.

SPACE GHOST:Stop saying "boogers"!

[Figure09]

It's a bit long, but it's funny. From "Fire Ant":

ZORAK: Conan, look at me when I talk to ya.

CONAN: Is it Moltar?

ZORAK: That's me. Yeah. Moltar.

MOLTAR: I'm Moltar!

SPACE GHOST: Shut up, Moltar.

CONAN: You're Moltar, and you're Zorak.

ZORAK: You know what? It's Wallace now.

MOLTAR: I'm Wallace too!

SPACE GHOST: Shut up, Wall-tar...Walltor. Moll-usk. That's your name...

MOLTAR: Ugh.

SPACE GHOST: Let's say Zorak was Wallace.

ZORAK: I am.

SPACE GHOST: What would you do with Wild Wallace?

CONAN: I think what I'd do at first, is I'd hold out my arms like this.

SPACE GHOST: And shove him to death? Oh, good one.

CONAN: My apologies. So what are you talking about?

SPACE GHOST: A weapon that will blow his head off!

CONAN: I don't have a weapon.

SPACE GHOST: Well, that's very stupid. And you won't make it in television.

CONAN: So always have a weapon?

SPACE GHOST: Yes. Or no. Whatever.

CONAN: Can it be a conventional Earth weapon?

SPACE GHOST: No.

CONAN: Okay. Uh, so a ray.

SPACE GHOST: No.

CONAN: I'm confused 'cause there's so many--

SPACE GHOST: No. Just forget it, okay?

[omega_nights]

Space Ghost speaking about a cable TV that nobody is watching:

"You're wasting it!"

Message Edited by omega_nights on 04-14-2005 04:57 PM

[BrewMcCrew]

"Will Space Ghost surrender his power bands and save Moltar from Your Mother? Will Adam West come to his aid or will he wimp out? Will every word Batmantis says be followed by that suspenseful sting music? What will happen next? Why is the sky blue? What is the mystery of the Yeti? (SAYS "HI") Do you know the Muffin Man? Stay tuned to find out!" -Announcer

Quote is from Batmantis, The Muffin Man part got me. There was a rather odd picture of a man with a muffin for a head. 

[Majikthise]

In a similar vein, I love the bit right before the commerical in "Girlie Show":

ANNOUNCER: So, this Space Ghost fella tell that Nanny girl he loves her? Will the Nanny feel, you know, likewise? Will that bug meet that actor fella he always talks about? And the other one, what's with him, ah, who knows?

[Figure09]

Another long quote, but it's funny. From "Jacksonville":

TANSIT: (IN CONTROL ROOM) Is this on?

ZORAK: You got Tansit?

SPACE GHOST: Yeah, what's wrong with that?

ZORAK: Nothin'...

TANSIT: (CLICK!) Is this on? (CLICK!) (CLICK!)

ZORAK: ... if you like babies.

TANSIT: (CLICK!) Is this on?

SPACE GHOST: Yes, Tansit, go ahead.

TANSIT: (CLICK!) Space Gho- (CLICK!)

SPACE GHOST: Yes, go ahead.

TANSIT: (CLICK!) Hello? (TAP TAP TAP) Is this on? (CLICK!)

SPACE GHOST: Yes, Tansit, I can hear you!

TANSIT: (CLICK!) -at, you Space Gho- (CLICK!)

SPACE GHOST: (CLEARS THROAT AND SIGHS)

TANSIT: (CLICK!) Hi M- (CLICK!) CLICK!) (CLICK!)

SPACE GHOST: Tansit!

TANSIT: (CLICK!) -ing is broken. I thi- (CLICK!)

SPACE GHOST: No, it's, it's not broken, just keep the button pushed in.

ZORAK: The red button!

TANSIT: (LONG PAUSE) (CLICK!) broken! (CLICK!)

SPACE GHOST: No, just keep the button pushed in!

ZORAK: It's the big button, it's...

(TANSIT PRESSES THE WRONG BUTTON, SCREEN CHANGES TO JAPANESE TEST PATTERN)

TANSIT: Whoops! Hello...

SPACE GHOST: No, no, the other button, the other one. The other one!

ZORAK: It's the button, it's right in front of ya!

[Majikthise]

SPACE GHOST: Metallica!