Space Ghost Coast to Coast

[Majikthise]

Jerky Boy 2: When is this gonna air?

Space Ghost: I don't know. Moltar! When does this air?

Moltar: Uh, well, let's see... First, we'll have to pull out all the dirty words you used...

Space Ghost: Uh huh.

Moltar: Then, we'll have to scramble it around and try to make this seem funny... That'll take about three weeks' worth of work, Earth time...

Space Ghost: Mmm hmm.

Moltar: Then the writers have to basically write you out of the script, and we...

Space Ghost: (coughs) There you have it!

[R.I.P.redspex]

what episode does space ghost get drunk and start riding the monotor?

[isk8toymachines]

SG- (singing) hey retardos, why can't you walk over here? You've been out mending fences, you probably can't even walk now.  

[isk8toymachines]

Announcer- only one thing can stop them, and that thing hasn't been invented yet.

[Gyunyuu]

Space Ghost: "I'm going to order one of those Mind erasing kits!"

Tansut: Now~ I can finally live out my dreams!! ... as a woman!


Space Ghost talking to Jan and Jace: "Looks like no more food for you tonight! Now you take care of that giant gorilla!.. I'm.. going to catch a quesadilla"

Space Ghost: "I'm going to order one of those Mind erasing kits!"

[isk8toymachines]

SG- For the last time Moltar, becuase we'd be, at the beach!

[Gyunyuu]

XD Ohh Retardos!!

Oh and who can forget?

The Bun is in your mind!
Oh yes Meatwad, you just keep changing that ad line - How about this one?
Reward yourself with a wad of decaying meat filled with greasy honey mustard!

and

Chambrain
"Grr! Chambrain doesn't make you smarter, It's a Placebo you idiot!"
"Wow. those're some pretty big words.. I think I should shampoo more"
"Nooo! Don't you know irgnorace makes us expl*KABOOM*"

[Gyunyuu]

Because if we were metal plated.. we wouldn't have to go to the beach, now would we~?

[isk8toymachines]

Space Ghost:  Hey, uh, Blob. You, uh, heard all the stuff the pods have been saying about your mother? (laughs) People are laughin', man. (pause) So, uh, you wanna come in here? And kill the pods? 'Cause of what they said? About your Mother?

(Noises from Blob)

Space Ghost: I'm sorry. I, I had no idea. What's that, pods? The Blob is very fat?!

[R.I.P.Pumpkin_Queen]

Space Ghost c2c Girl Hair

Fake Space Ghost- Italian jibberish
Real Space Ghost- OK off u go
Fake Space Ghost- Oh meet this biotchy
Real Space Ghost-When did u get those teeth?
Zorak- Ya like em?
Real Space Ghost- ugggg, punch, they look better on the floor

[Gyunyuu]

Space ghost: This is for Nana!
BSBZRRRRTT!
Zorak: "Oh no! It's feeding on the rays!"
Space Ghost: ".......Oh no! The ray!.. it's... It's feeding on them!?"
Moltar: "Well, quit shooting it!"
Space Ghost: "But it's feeding on the rays! What should I do?!"
Zorak: "Keep shooting it! Bweheheh~"
Moltar: "Well quit shooting it!"
Space Ghost: "Do what now!? ... ooohh~.. ... Dangit!!! well.. It looks like they can't be killed! Here Zorak, uh, trade me"
Zorak: "Eheheee I don't think so~"
Space ghost : "..." *Shoots Zorak's Pod*
Zorak :"Hey quit it!"
Space Ghost: "Who's laughing now Zorak!? Who's laughing now?!"

[isk8toymachines]

Conan O'Brien: I'd like to say that I think this show is very bad...

Space Ghost: Okay.

Conan O'Brien: ...and should be stopped.

Space Ghost: Okay.

Conan O'Brien: I think you're a bad person, and don't take this the wrong way...

Space Ghost: All right.

Conan O'Brien: ...but I think you represent evil...

Space Ghost: Yeah.

Conan O'Brien: ...and your presence makes any kind of progress in the universe impossible.

[isk8toymachines]

SG- And i like to eat my own butt. Good. When I'm not out killing hookers.

Moltar- Space ghost, what are you saying?

SG- Shut up dog, eat your bisquit!

[R.I.P.Pumpkin_Queen]

Space Ghost c2c Kentuck Nightmare

Space Ghost- Bears and sharks always travel together, just look at then walking thru the wooded forrest paw and fin. It's on account of their teeth that makes them natures bestfriends. I made this for public television, but they told me it was stupid and grossely inaccurate... u been smoking?

Moltar- ahhhhh no

Space Ghost- I can smell it in ur hair, crack a window

[isk8toymachines]

"Dreams"

now theres an episode

[Gyunyuu]

HAHA! Crack a window open, Will Ya?! ( I always said that a long tiem ago )

..Ahem.. I too! Banged a dog up the *BEEEEEEEEEP we are experiencing technical difficulties*

[R.I.P.Pumpkin_Queen]

Space Ghost c2c Boobookitty


Space Ghost- have u seen my boobookitty?

Zorak- ya i saw her when i let her out

Space Ghost- u let her out when?

Zorak-um yesterday...now fix me a sandwhich im drying my skull

Space Ghost- living with u is like living in a living nightmare

Zorak- and do my other foot

[isk8toymachines]

Zorak- That bear's a yankee.

Willie Nelson- Well **bleep** him then.

[Gyunyuu]

Jack: "We should get a big evil puppet behind us in our concert"
Kyle: "Yeaaah!"
Moltar: "Yeah,man and he's totally allergic to pollen!"
Jack: "Yeaah.. maybe.."
Moltar: "and he has these big.. oven mits!"
Kyle and Jack: "....."

[isk8toymachines]

Space Ghost: Your pilot gave me nightmares! This is 22 minutes of a guy running down a tunnel.

Jack Black: This is a show?

Zorak: Yes.

Space Ghost: And what's with your character, the guy with the blades? What's that?

Zorak: The dumpsterkeeper.

Space Ghost: Who's gonna identify with the "dumpsterkeeper"? I mean, maybe if he were in a motorized wheelchair you'd have some sense of sympathy for him.

[R.I.P.Pumpkin_Queen]

Brak- laughing
Space Ghost- Brak if u dont stop that whatever it is ur doing im going to blast Zorak
Brak- I dont believe u
Space Ghost- ah ha u dont?
Brak- no i dont
Zorak- believe him believe him ahhhhhhh
Brak- I triple dog dare u to do that agian
Zorak no no no dont no
Brak- so i guess blowen up Zorak makes u feel like mr big stuff... is that ur answer to everything...nice weather were having... Space Ghost u, can i make 1 little remark without u blowin up zorak?

[R.I.P.Pumpkin_Queen]

Space Ghost- why do sharks explode? this is b/c sometime their brains ans sexual organs are made out of m-80s. sometimes to attract mates a shark will explode... and sometimes the explode just to attract giant killer bees... well no bees are gonna get in here, not in my air tight fortress
Moltar- ya well all the windows are cracked open
Space Ghost- hey man crack a window...oh no(attack of the giant killer bees) to the creek!
lets talk about what went wrong with tonights show. ok first off who invited willy?
Moltar- you know i ah, i left my jacket back there
spacw Ghost- moltar its gonelong gone (splash zorak gets eaten by shark)

[Majikthise]

Moltar: Hey Space Ghost, how come you're so angry?

Space Ghost: What?

Moltar: You need to mellow.

Zorak: Yeah, mellow out, friend.

Space Ghost: Don't tell me to mellow out! That'll just make me angrier!

Zorak: You want to mellow.

Moltar: Mellow.

Zorak: Mellow.

Moltar: Mellow.

Zorak: Mellow.

Moltar: Feel better?

Space Ghost: Knock it off!

[BringBackBrak]

SG:

Hey Retardo-O's... .why can't you walk over here...

You've been out mendin' fences..... you probably can't even walk now...

but Retard-O's... meet your warm golden cure....

'cause you've been out mending fences... where you'll neeeee-veeeeeer walk aaaaaa-loneeeeee....

so send me s'ome money.... or I'll bang you up....... yes I'll bang right up right your your aaaaaaaaaaaarsssssss.

So..... Retard-O's..... NUMBER ONE.... FOREVER!

<chrous> ooohhhhh, ooohhhhhh, ooohhhhh

Ladies and Ggentelmen, if I can just have a moment of your time...

help us save a life...

perhaps... yours.

Drop by precious drop....

Because... we're ALL the same yellow color inside....  

thank you....

only with your urine.. can we be curin'...

so please,  get up and pee in a cup...

and REMEMBER...

Retardo-Os.... NUBMER ONE.... FOREVER!

[isk8toymachines]

best song ever